Weed Freestyle... ADD ON TO THIS!!!

There was a man who smoked at dawn
high all day and layed in the lawn

Yet he smoked again
thought bugs were his skin

Realizing now all his weed was gone!
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Kush and mary liked blueberry
They smoked it all day long.
Kush passed out without a doubt
And mary packed her bong.

Up kush woke, and took a toke
As big as he could take
With their luck, and high as fuck
They munched on chocolate cake

Smoking hydroponics until I can only mutter and speak ebonics/
My life is filled with swisher sweets and different types of chronics/
So, its puff puff pass, but if youre smokin my shit/
you only get one hit, because you know how it is/
You didn't put in on this!

My breeding tactics like a rabbits,
so many girls that STDs is a habit,
even the nurse tried to grab it,
I don't blame her
you would need a airplane hanger
for all the tang that i get as a swanger
usually wake up with a slut and a hangover


ugh i didn't read this was for weed freestyles.sorry,

Burn more trees than a great forest fire
My weed smells worse than a burning tire
gram by gram i built this empire
any strain that your heart could desire
Hemp birdseed, a stoned bird on a wire,
Smoke is rising we are trying to higher,

each level is just another to be passed
everyday is just a glistening blade of grass
so enjoy it while it lasts

They call me Mary J
cuz im smoking weed all day erryday
ive got marijuana in my stash
i hide it from my parents
the day they find it is the day i dash
im movin to a place where i can pay rent
im the hash smoking dope
bitch i smoke wit the pope
smoke him up one by one
by the end i know ive won
by the look upon his eyes
that man is up in the skies

I stay cheifing like an indian.
People peepin and geekin,
tryin to see what I brought in
the stickiest of green tree,
You know there's no comparision.
Ask a friend,
I get stoned for days
smoke purple haze,
I blaze
until I spark all of mary's js

You know I come to the parties messed up
drinking straight out of my red cup

We be getting so high, feel like your getting hit by a train
because you know we getting getting this THC straight into the brain.

(sorry, not very good at freestyling. and im sober..)

I wake and bake bake bake
bake yeah I had a wake and bake
I don't wanna sip that juice
I heard it has a sour taste
So I text text text
My buddies Sam, Drew and Flex
I wanna kick their asses on PS3
Soccer and some boxing
NFS and some wrestling
We pass the joint clockwise
Steal my lighter
That's not nice
When the munchies set in
I told my chef to let it fry
And like Maino we let it fly

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Facebook: Maina Von Ndugo

This rap thread needs a revival, i'm back from the grave to lay waste to my rivals
Step in front of me and instantly you would plead from mercy
A killer, and a rap star half and half
You shit's wack, dated back to stone age your thought process is off track.

Shut your trap, that shit's wack
When are you peeps just gonna sit back and take a nap
Just lay down with a joint, isn't that the point?

I'm not gonna rap
Not particularly black
if you think this whack
I'd say watchya back

new laptop not use to the keys
thoughts be lame annoying like fleas
so ill show you the birds and the bees
makin ya bitch grovel and crawl on her knees

no can't rap, but certainly rhyme
bitch, my flows bend the fabric of time
I can't stop, fuckin ya mind, like a midget mime
I'm like jesus, healin the blind, mindfuck aint no crime

Yo bitch it's my turn to grab this mike I get high then go ride a fucking girls bike. I love the bud u know it's crappy if it looks brown like mud. The only reason I do the shit I do the shit I do is becuz I took some bud from u. I'm going crazy I could marry bud if it was a lady. I feel like I kite when I'm high ur shit ain't nothing like my jack the riper guy my bud beats urs no lie would u take a bullet for bud becuz u might just have to die. I showed u my stash spot every single day I rep weed like a fucking mascot is weed good for u or is it not. Its actually good u can't get no good shit in my part of the hood. Just becuz the illuminati took good rap doesn't mean that will take my favorite snack which is brownies with a little weed on the side I'm telling the truth no lie.

Not my best :/

batty armed bandits hit kids who couldn't stand yet, biochemical gasses inevitably invade the planet. Lift me through rock, bare dust, gold and granite. people tryna tell me that alchemy's not a skill set. well listen here romney you republican fuckin crack addict. bad habits lead to backstabbin so dag nabbit, I've fuckin had it, dash fast like a jack rabbit, out your fuckin country where safety is of the mindset, memories are lost with the ones that were purely timeless. guess I'm done now it took a minute to f**kin type this.

I come to you in disbelief, only to believe
That you could overcome the master chief.
Who packs every bowl with kief.
Don't worry my time is almost up so here's the relief.

Wake and bake everyday
I will never stray away
I'm here to stay
Cuz I fell in love with Maryjane
Smokin on them paper planes
Eyes are red and full of veins
Marijuana in my brain
I'm feelin good I can't complain
never had a better strain
Creepin up on me like a train
Lucid dreamin ain't the same
OG kush take away my pain
Live in iriety I don't Wana change
Ima smoke til the day im in a grave

Lost like a radio stuck on AM
Stumbling over words and forgetting my name
I'm wandering, pondering
Questioning life itself
This potent plant's bud makes you take a look at yourself
Abstract take on the hardships you face
Finding solutions in an outta sight place
And as I walk and I think, I notice the haze
Didn't even realize but this herb puts me in a daze
That's necessary just to keep my sanity
Because society is so damn obsessed with its vanity
And to make matters worse, they got this harmless weed on trial
When in reality it's the corruption within that's the problem
But the people don't want to see it, cause nothing's easier than embracing denial

They say that grass is greener on the otha side, but I dont agree, we stay way too hella high

Smokin on herb stepping off the curb, chokin whilst pondering something perturb
Lights dim and vision fades, mind stuck in water as it wades
don't give a fuck about organizations, corporations, and qualifications
fuck the entire goddamn world and it's stupid ass patrons

I'm tired as fuck and have a nine o clock class
all you motha fuckas can kiss my white ass

Kiss your white ass?
Bitch I'll slap your teeth down your throat and bury you 6 feet under the grass

Sudden pause for dramatic effect,
My rhymes leave you with a traumatic defect
I'm god's number one elect
The sight of me leaves you speechless
Skills like this you wish you had but everything you say makes you look bad
I spit force similar to Ironclad and you a young nutless lad.

You gutless spaz, your raps will always remain a fad
My shit gets greatest hits and lives longer then your grandchildren's dad

I'm certain i'm not guido but damn this is something.
I lost my wristwatch last night while I was fistpumping.
This one will always stump me
Not a single dose of Italian but I'm still the prize winning stallion.
I'm white and some would call me extra thin
but one wrong move I'll have you iced and we call the story fin.

Maybe one of you could help me finish this rhyme
Pick up where I left off on my very last line.
Don't make me beg for a reply
because I'll triple post without an ounce of shame, Yeah I'm That Guy.

All I'm asking is for you to play along,
If you must, I'll allow you to bust
A little and rip the bong.
Sit your ass down and start typing.
Start with your name then move on to the hyping
I don't give a shit if you serve me a plate'o diss just expect me to return the dish
I'll leave you dismembered and dump you to swim with the fish.