I made some typos. I can't help it if my brain formulates words faster than my fingers can pound out the keys. Deal with it. I'll ignore the jabs about my education. They're more amusing than insulting, really. Also... I bet your mom drives an SUV when she takes you to soccer practice... Anyone else want in on that action? This geek hasn't lived with his mother in over 20 years. Frankly, it improves our relationship. And nerds typically are socially awkward, lack fashion sense and carry too many pens. I did my research on that in order to dress up as one for Halloween. The slide rule is optional. Geeks, on the other hand are, as Buzzby stated, those of us with a deep-rooted interest in science & technology. I fit that description to a tee. And yeah, I'm fat. I know it. As far as my being ugly, I'll let Mrs. Perv be the judge of that. Oh? Please point out my closed-mindedness, O wise and all-knowing... I'll stop thatere, as I know that what comes next will get me an infraction for flaming.... Gee... I just prevented myself from getting an infraction by self-censoring myself. What a "fucking idiot" that makes me. And yes, I am a responsible pot smoker. I brag about it because I'm proud that I can use this fairly benign plant for recreational purposes and not let it take over my life. I maintain a job. I engage in hobbies that appeal to me. I enjoy my life. And yes, I enjoy smoking marijuana as well. That is how a responsible adult uses any drug, whether it's tobacco, marijuana, alcohol, caffeine, cocaine, opiates or any other drug. Granted, marijuana is a lot easier to maintain that level of responsibility than other, more addictive drugs, but many users play the stereotype and let it take over. As you state, you've only done it a couple times. I'd say that's pretty responsible. Now, what about your obvious anger issues?