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Old 06-10-2008, 04:11 PM   #1
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Ok I have been applying at allot of stores now and I'm most likely going to have to take a piss test. So the other day I saw at Hot Rags they sell some detox stuff there. What are the best kind to get?
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Old 06-10-2008, 04:38 PM   #2
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don't do the detox 'cause it will show up in the test they'll know u used it as a cover up,what you should do is go to the grocery store and look in the section where the jello is and get some sure-jell and a gallon of cranberry juice pour all of the sure-jell in the juice shake it up and drink all of it,and when you go to use the bathroom your'e 1st void will be yellow your'e still dirty until around the 2nd time u should be clear that's when you leave to take youre test and make sure that u do it the day of your test and drink it all of it (do not refrigerate it will jell up)it works for me everytime just make sure that you're all clear before you go void at home at leats 3times and take a capfull of vinegar and you should be good.
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Old 06-10-2008, 11:56 PM   #3
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Neither of those methods is going to do a damn thing for you.
You have two choices to pass a drug test: dilution & substitution.
There is a sticky at the top of the Urine Testing forum about how to use each method successfully.

Either way, you should trek to a drug store and pick up a home test kit to see if you're passing or not.
WeedPro140: I suggest you quit toking now and let your body flush out the THC that is already stored in your fat cells. If you plan on diluting in an effort to pass a UA, you've got to stop anyway.

Detox drinks will help the dilution process, but you can achieve the exact same results and spend a lot less money by using the methods laid out in the stickies I mentioned above.

Cranberry juice is no better than water as far as dilution goes. It does taste better and is more nutricious, though.
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All of these products work by dilution. They do not convert THC metabolites into something that can't be detected, as they'd like you to believe. They do not remove THC metabolites from your body. Only time and fat-burning exercise can do that. You can duplicate the actions of these products for a fraction of the price by following the guidelines in these links:

Dilution and aspirin -- the technique

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Because they work by dilution, detox drinks can fail if the concentration of THC metabolites is too high. Drinking a lot of fluids makes you pee a lot, reducing the concentration of THC metabolites in your blood. They'll be restored from that stored in fatty tissue but eventually they'll all leach out if you don't smoke. Drinking a reasonable amount of fluids shortly before your test will dilute your urine, lowering the concentration of THC metabolites. If you dilute too much it will spoil the test and you'll be retested or failed. The aspects of dilution techniques other than drinking fluids are to make dilute urine appear to be less dilute. At high concentrations of THC metabolites it is not possible to dilute enough without diluting too much.

The aspirin in the dilution + aspirin technique will mask THC metabolites on an EMIT test if the concentration is not too high.
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don't do the detox 'cause it will show up in the test they'll know u used it as a cover up,what you should do is go to the grocery store and look in the section where the jello is and get some sure-jell and a gallon of cranberry juice pour all of the sure-jell in the juice shake it up and drink all of it,and when you go to use the bathroom your'e 1st void will be yellow your'e still dirty until around the 2nd time u should be clear that's when you leave to take youre test and make sure that u do it the day of your test and drink it all of it (do not refrigerate it will jell up)it works for me everytime just make sure that you're all clear before you go void at home at leats 3times and take a capfull of vinegar and you should be good.
I just hate it when people who don't have a clue what they are talking about try to give advice here. You have just perpetuated a myth. I sincerely hope no one believes you and actually tries this for an employment test.
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