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NurseHendrixFlyHigh

Ok, I'm a nurse and I was applying for this great position. Frankly, it was my dream job. I am a heavy smoker. I'm 23 years old and I'm more than certain that I have been smoking pot just about everyday since I was about 14. I didn't have to get drug tested for nursing school and I was extremely fortunate enough to bypass the piss test for the job I am currently at now.
Well, I only had 2 weeks to prepare for my drug test and I was shitting bricks. I knew I was going to fail because from what everyone was telling me it would be almost years to rid THC from my body.

When I started I was about 160lbs (mostly muscle), a size 9, and 5'4". I eliminated a good portion of fat from my diet (I was living off of s'mores, pizza, and cool ranch doritos), drank a jug of water a day, and had a laxative tea at night. I exercised about 1hr-2 1/2hrs a day 5 days out of the week. I was trying to sweat, piss, and shit it out of my body. I was miserable without my sweet mary jane and I had just quit smoking cigarettes about a month prior so I was out for blood for whoever crossed my path. I lost a lot of weight I now weight about 144 and I'm a size 5, which is pretty sweet.
I never got the results but I did get the job so I'm assuming I may have passed the test BUT I'm also a damn good worker, never missed a day, that I have many favorable recommendations so I'm sure that heavily counted, too. Once, I was hired I unlocked my stash and made sweet love to it all night long.
I truly feel that I was successful in sweating, pissing, and shitting out 9 years of good heavy pot smoking. It's a lot of hard work.