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HEY SEC,

OR CREDITABLE SOURCE,

First and foremost, THANK YOU for all your help and support....love this site.

Now, back to the issue at hand....

In short, i am a heavy user...(as i have posted before) on proabation, with an average metabolism, no exercise, and food mainly consists of fast food...

so i have a po appt 7/16/08 and b/c of ignorance and stupidity.....

i wasnt suppossed to be getting tested and i smoked now...i NEED help...

but luckily she gave me a heads up that i will be dropped..

that only leaves me about 5 days until my test...

and i smoked yesterday (i found out yesterday night)...

IS THERE ANYWAY FOR ME TO PASS....SUCESSFULLY?

i dont want it "could" work or goldenseal or dumb trick drinks i need solid information

i know this is a chance and nothing is for certain but i would like a more reliable source (if possible).

there has to be a way to pass.....

passing a urine screen is not hiding or removing thc...ur justing diluting below the threshold....

HOW DO I DO THAT WITHOUT TOOO MUCH TROUBLE

DO I HAVE ENOUGH TIME

CAN I PASS?????????????


SEC I LOVE U AND I KNOW YOU CAN HELP PLEASE REPLY TO THIS POST......


if i get through this.....IM GONNA QUIT TILL AFTER PROBATION IS OVER.....

I JUST NEED TO PASS ONE MORE TEST....

cause i wont go back until sept. and thats plenty of time to get rid of it naturally and safely....


SO I JUST NEED TO PASS THIS TIME........PLEASE PLEASE ADVISE....


THANKS IN ADVANCE....

 

pennyprobation

is there something wrong with my question? why am i not getting a reply?

Trocisp

You're probably not getting a reply because the people here have lives of their own which need tending to. They come to this forum in their spare time, it's not a 9-5 job. Many, if not most, of the forum members here have a 9-5 job. I'm sure if you wait patiently, Sec may spare some time how of (her, correct?) day to help you. In the mean time, I'll try.

this thread will give you instructions as to how to dilute, however no one is going to be able to tell you whether or not you will be successful. That will depend, quite frankly, on you. Are you capable of dilution properly? How much have you smoked (previously)? What is your metabolism like? etc

Most people will be unable to answer many of these questions, as most people don't know their exact metabolism, or the exact number of THC-Metabolites in their system, they can only give us broad guesses, which in turn means any advice we give you can only be based off of broad guesses.

One of Four possible scenarios plays out.

1. I tell you you'll pass, and you do. All is well.
2. I tell you you'll pass, and you don't. You'll come back and yell at me, no harm to me - however I would rather not be the cause of you going to prison.
3. I tell you that you'll fail, you take the test, and you pass. You look back and think "WTF, that dude was retarded, I'm not visiting that site anymore."
4. I tell you you'll fail, you take the test and do fail. (Or you don't take the test, and you violate probabtion by skipping it.) This is neither beneficial, nor detrimental to me in any way - however I'd rather not be the cause of you skipping out on a P.O. Test.

In general, it's no possible for us to give you concrete answers as to whether or not you'll pass, and even if it was - it wouldn't be in our best interest.

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1tokeovertheline

First home test. Second dilution thread. Third quit smoking while on probation.

1Toke

Sec

Because I have a job and a business to run.

I would have said the same thing Trocisp said. There a re no guarantees. If you smoked only this one time and were THC free prior, then you could be negative with no special precautions. If you smoked anytime in the month prior, then you could have problems.

Then, I would have said the same thing 1tokeovertheline said.



PS: Yes, Trocisp, you are correct, I am female.

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Dose69

I'm no expert, for sure... But, I did pass a pre-employment test last week using the dilution method last week. These test's suck, I hope I can help.

First things first, hopefully someone with more knowledge can help. You need to find out what the cutoff level is, is it 50 ng. or 20 ng. that will be key. Above all else DO NOT SMOKE between now and your test!

Next get some powdered creatine NOW, Start taking 2 to 3 heaping tablespoons every day untill the test. YOU MUST DO THIS, or you will test dillute. I broke it up, once in the mornng, once in the afternoon, and once before bed.

Try the dilution method at least two days before the test, get a home test, and check your results. If you get a faint line, at least you have a chance. Follow the instucuions in the dilution sticky the best you can. For me, I realized I pee'd alot before the test so I made sure I replaced the fluids I was losing with every trip to the can, but be sure you don't drink to much as this may result in a dilute.

Again, I'm no expert, but I did pass using the dilution method. Good luck, I hope everything turns out 'negative'!

pennyprobation

FOR NO REASON DID I THINK PPL WERE SITTING BY THEIR COMPUTER WAITING TO REPLY TO "MY" MESSAGES.....

I do understand that ppl have lives as do I.

i just am more accessible to a computer at all times.....that is why i can go on and off this site during the day...

i do appreciate ur post/replies and thank you..

i was wondering the guidelines for the dilution...

in plain terms.....who was passed using it.....

what kind of smoker were they....how often....

that sort of thing....

i know ur not magic and some answers cant possibly be given correctly based on information given...

however......I HAVE A JOB AND A BUSINESSS TO RUN....CONGRATS

AS DO I......

not to be mean....but was that a polite way to reply.....

idk


thanks anyway......maybe im taking it the wrong way....

and in all this is a great site and thanks for all ur help....

if u can help or not...

i just wanted feedback from those who have successfully used this and why it worked for them.....


THANKS ANYWAY...

Trocisp

Did you read the sticky? If so all of the questions you're asking would've been answered.

Sec

Apparently you do not really understand. I also have access to a computer during the day, however; for personal reasons, I don't access this site while at work. Others may see my screen and those questions, I just don't care to answer.

Yes, that was a polite way to respond. Would you rather I say something to the effect of:

"Because I didn't have time, that's why".

or perhaps:

"Because I value my time much more than I value your drug test".

Would that have been better?

As Trocisp said, all your questions have been answered many, many times over and over again. You need to read the results sticky, the dilution sticky, and whatever threads sound like they might resemble your situation. It is up to you to research your own information. No one here will spoon feed you all the info you have asked for.

Read the information available. Understand what you need to ask and why. Then ask your question. Putting exclaimation marks after my name won't make me answer any more quickly nor will it make me open yours first. You have been here long enough to know most of the answers to the questions you ask. Hell, I have seen posts from you telling others to contact you for information.

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