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ibanker420

thanks N2

Ok. so i smoked a crazy cali blunt on day (zero) and unexpectedly got a ridiculous job offer on day (one)....

I was sweating balls... my a-hole was so tight you couldn't pass a hair thread through it... you couldn't smash a sunflower seed with a sledgehammer throught that shit...

anyways.. i weight 145lbs and about 5'11... my metabolism is about a 8.5 on a scale of 1-10 and a 10 would be an olympic sprinter...

i went to the gym the same day as i got the offer knowing they where fed-ex an over night package with the drug screening... it turned out to be a thc 50 7 panel test....
here was my workout routine

stationary bike untill collapase for 7 days...
dry sauna for 30 minutes for 7 days...

as you can imagine after 30 minutes in a dry sauna you become literally drenched.. i think this was the key to passing the drug screen..my diet consistes of red meat 3-4 days a week so i figure i am on the higher end of the scale in terms of natural creatine production

i waited 6 days from getting the drug screen form to going to the test center it... it was the "quest diagnostic"" monopoly... ---> F them!!! i took 4 asprins 3 hours before the piss.. and drank water/cranberry juice and gatorade non-stop untill i felt like throwing up or took a crazy piss..one hour before the exam i took the 3 pills of b12 and started adding salt to my cups of water about a half tea-spoon for every glass...

the last "void" before i went to the test center my piss was looking yellow from the b complex but probably dilluted as hell... i went to the tet center... nervous as hell... i realized after that i gave my first part of the stream accidently as i didnt realize how long i peed for...i left the center hoping to god that i passed... but paranoid i failed...anyways after 5 days of waiting i passed and got a crazy career job....


im about to smoke a blunt to celebrate!!!!

 

shogunnamedmarcus

haha i've been doing stupid cardio stuff too for the last five day with two layer and sweats in the 100 degree heat (run two mile and bike for fifteen). everyone is honking at me and little kids are calling me an idiot. i had to take today off as i felt it wouldn't be in my best interests. even though i keep myself hydrated ive lost 9 lbs in a week. im a much more chronic smoker than you and my possible test is a week or two away. hope it pays off like you.