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eleanorrigby425

First of all, I'd like to thank everyone on this board for posting such valuble information. You guys are a GODSEND!

I've been scouring these boards like a madwoman. I have an interview Friday at a local hospital for a nurse aid position. I'm a nursing student and this job is everything I could hope for. That is, until I found out they like to go the UA route. I've been an everyday (bowl or two) smoker for 1.5+ years now. I'm 19, 5'0ft. 90 lbs. with a super fast metabolism. Last time I smoked was Mon when I figured they hadn't called and hired someone else. No sooner did I finish my half bowl pack did the lady call for an interview. Before that I'd abstained for a week or so. I took a home test yesterday, no dilution or anything, and I'm pretty sure I failed (line was BARELY visible). I read on here someone else going into a hospital job went with S2's dilution+aspirin method and passed so I decided on that method. I normally eat a lot of red meat anyways (I'm a huge fan of beef jerky) so I'm not so worried about my creatine levels but I've been eating tons of hamburger just to be safe. I'm not even sure if they're going to drug test on Fri, but I'm going to dilute just in case. I've also been drinking a lot of Cran-aid tea and eating the shit out of dried cranberries. Even if they do nothing, anything for peace of mind, right?

Anyone have any more tips? I plan on waking up early (interview is at 8am...ew) drinking tons of poweraid and basically following S2s methods to the 't' since there have been so many success stories.

Again, thanks to everyone who has contributed in anyway to these tips and tricks. You guys are my heroes.