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sebasco

Greetings,

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5'10"
210 lbs.
probably a pretty low metabolism, though I worked hard and sweated a lot over the summer and lost about 20 lbs.
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The new school year of my fourth year as a school bus driver has just begun, and needless to say, random drug testing comes with the job. I've been called in thrice over the past three years --- they call about 10% of us in every couple of months --- and pot has never been an issue for me since I took the job until now, Yes, I've been partaking of the weed, some very potent weed, over summer vacation, and every single day for about two months, I quit about two weeks ago, I know now that I should have quit sooner, but was seduced to push the envelope by an herbal detox product that claims to have you ready to pass a pee test in 7 days. It apparently doesn't. I finished the 7 days a few days ago, tested myself at home, and tested positive.

As anyone out there can imagine, this immediately threw me into panic mode, and I have spent many hours over the last few days intensively researching my options, wondering with each passing day if this is going to be the day they call me in. My research eventually brought me here. I have learned much, and though much of what I've learned has shocked and dismayed me (i.e., THC being fat soluble and that there is no miracle product that can rid the body of those pesky metabolytes any faster than however long the body is going to expel them naturally, etc), I am thankful to have been confronted with the truth. Hopefully, the truth will set me free. Even more hopefully, they won't be calling me in within the next month or so, but I can't count on that, can I? No, I can't.

Anyway, I found a product on this forum called Absolute Detox XXL that claims "to block the toxins in your body's fat cells from getting into urinary tract and helps you to pass the urine drug test", purchased two bottle of it, figuring something is better than nothing, and it just arrived today. I plan to do a test rehearsal with one bottle later this week, and will be happy to post the result, but until then, can anyone out there vouch for this product, or reassure me that it will work? Or if they call me in tomorrow, am I screwed?

Any advice will be greatly appreciated.

Regards,
Sebasco

 

Sec

You now have been ripped off twice.

You didn't learn your lesson hard enough the first time, so you let yourself believe the hype that served as advertising a second time. NOTHING can block anything from your urinary tract. Your body will expel its garbage the same as it has done since the day you were born. Nothing will block or stop that even temporarily.

Look into the substitution thread. You would have been better off purchasing the quick fix synthetic than the vitamin laden koolaid you wasted your money on.

You are smarter than that. Don't let panic block your senses. Think about it.

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sebasco

Okay Sec, I'm thinking about it and I'm seriously considering purchasing the "Urinator" (because I tend to be clumsy when I'm nervous) and be well prepared for the synthetic replacement method should they call me in, unless you can tell me that dilution will also work for me. Anyway, I'm planning to do a test run with N2's dilution method today.

By the way, I only get panicky when I'm actually sitting down and reading (and thinking) about it. Otherwise, I have a remarkable ability to forget about anything that might be pestering me and can go about my daily routine feeling cool as a cucumber, even if it is floating around there in the back of my head. I want to reassure you all that the kids are perfectly safe with me. It would be a shame if I got nailed with a positive pee test. They'd be losing a damn good employee, and I'd be losing a job that I love.

Anyway, thank you very much, Sec, for the quick reply.

Sebasco

PS
I can't help but wonder though why the detox drink that I purchased is being promoted here on marijuana.com if it doesn't work. Any thoughts about that? And being that I have it in my possession now anyway, should I use it with the dilution method or does it make no difference at all what I drink?

KillerWeed420

You don't really need the urimator. Just pickup some synthetic urine and practice. Its really quite easy and a lot less stressful than trying to get clean.

sebasco

Sec, never mind about my question regarding the detox drink. I tested it out today, followed the instructions to the t, and I'm still reading positive on the home pee test. I suppose you could have predicted that.

Well, I've already purchased the urinator. I appreciate what you're saying, Killerweed, but saving a couple of hundred bucks is not an issue with me right now. Hey, I've already blown over a hundred bucks on two bogus products already!

Next question:
Having read Bluefoor's report today that synthetic urine (GF 4.0) didn't work out for her, I'm wondering if the synthetic product that comes with the urinator is sufficient, or should I round up a donor instead?

Thanks for your patience.

Sebasco

 

mchlwrrn

Don't feel too bad. I spent over 200 dollars on 3 detox drinks from GNC.
None of them worked, But now you know. You have to pay for learning experiences, at least you were smart enough to test them first.

The Blazemaster

I think you should either dilute, substitute, or buy some synthetic urine. Those are your three best bets. I have heard great things about all three, and they apparently all work wonders...

Sec

If you use synthetic, you should be fine. Research here on the best one (Quick Fix has the most negative results)

If you use human urine, test it first. Don't take the person's word for it.

If you dilute, read the sticky and follow the directions exactly.

All can be done for much less than those detox drink ripoffs.

sebasco

Woo Hoo!

It's been 17 days now since I last indulged, having smoked high grade buds pretty intensively for 2 months straight. I did a test run here at home with N2's dilution method, following it to the T, and presto...I just tested negative! The T line is quite a bit fainter than the C line, but it's definitely there. And my pee was nice and yellow.

With this coming week being a highly likely time period (no pun intended) for the first round of random testing, I can't tell you how relieved I am. Thank you, N2! Thank you, Sec! Thanks to all. And thanks to Almighty God Above, even if God had nothing to do with it. The fact of the matter is, though, that I've made a deal with God.

Sebasco: "Get me through this, God, and I'll never smoke pot again."

Sebasco's wife: "Ya, right!'

Meanwhile, I'm taking 4800 mgs. of creatine monohydrate a day until the inevitable day comes that they start calling us in. Hopefully, my name won't even come up, but presuming that it will, is this a sufficient amount or am I taking too much?

Anyway, thanks again. I can't thank you enough, but I won't bore you with a slew of endless thank you's.

Relieved,
Sebasco

robbiek

Hello everyone!
Here is a little reassurance for anyone questioning quick fix 4.2....
I know from experience how hard it is to believe someone else when your job is on the line, I just want you guys to know my story since I was helped by yours.
I have worked for the same company making 75,000 a year, for five years. I have also been an avid pot smoker for this same amount of time, and longer. I have drug tests once a year around the same time every year, and usually quit at least three months before so I can pee clean.
This year I was only going to give myself 60 days, and the company ended up scheduling me 30 days early. So, I took a home test and I was dirty. I started reading up on the synthetic urine and found that it seemed to work. ( with the exception of bluefloor) So I did a test run to the facility to make sure the temp was right, and then I went for it!
Well, three weeks later I still have my job, and I am happily smoking again.
Quik fix 4.2 worked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!