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MinnesToker

So... I just got the call from my new employer that the results are in and I got the job!

Here's how I did it - Maybe this will help someone:

I used real human urine but I'm pretty sure the procedure would be similar with synthetic.

I went to Wally-World and spent about $2.50. I went to health and beauty and purchased a 3 oz travel bottle (They are clean and have a quiet screw cap on them.) Then to Sporting Goods and purchased some instant hand warmers.

Then I filled the bottle with the specimen and screwed the top securely.

I put the bottle of urine into a glass of warm water (105 degrees according to my digital thermometer.

I let it sit in there for about 10 minutes then I placed it in the taint region behind and underneath the sack. Ladies may insert in it themselves and get a similar result. I put on 2 pair of tighty whities to keep it close to the skin.

I then got in my car and applied an instant hand warmer to the bottle from the outside of my clothing. Ladies should be able to skip this step as the vagina should keep the sample at body temp.

20 Minute drive to the lab - upon exiting the vehicle I left the warmer behind. 10 minutes at the lab waiting before the restroom was available. I placed the sample in the cup and urinated in the toilet for realism.

ACCORDING TO SEC - DO NOT URINATE ON THE SEAT AS I WAS TOLD TO DO - IT JUST TICKS OFF THE COLLECTOR.

The urine was approx 97 degrees according to the cup temp strip. No questions asked by the collector. I was very nervous but dont show it - It is not as hard as you might think. If substitution is a possibility go for it. I will never do it another way again.

Thanks to N2 , SEC , and everyone else for the help !!!!!!!!!!!

 

lew scannon

Congrads to you on a successful sub and the new job. Welcome to the Sub Club.

Best wishes.

o_t00high_o

Congrats man

I'm not even lucky enough to get a call back in my crappy town to even attempt the sub club. My good pothead friend also is a member, so I know its reliable. I'll probably use your method over my friends though. He microwaved the damn thing and then burned his gooch the whole way to the test site.

Darkflan

Welcome to the sub club friend. Enjoy

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