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Old 09-08-2008, 04:32 PM   #1
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Default Can I pass the 35186N SAP 5-50 W/NIT test with Sure Jell Certo?

I have been a heavy pot smoker for about 20 years off and on. I am 5 ft 7 in and weigh 240 lbs. I ran out of pot about two weeks ago and smoked the ash or "crumbs" from where I emptied my bowl out into a tin can for the last two weeks. I did not even get high but I know it was real weed and not just ash because I could see little pieces of pot even though they were tiny. Smoke did come out of my mouth when i did it too. I quit that a week ago Sunday and have not smoked since.
I had to take the 35186N SAP 5-50 W/NIT test at Quest in Austin Texas Friday for job I got if I pass the test.
I heard of Sure Jell Certo and went to get it at the store. I used one packet in a medium 1 qt gatorade and drank it all. No bad tatse at all. I then drank two reg water bottles and went to the bathrron twice. I then drove all the way to the testing site and got nervous that too long (2 hours and 15 minutes since I took the first Gatorade) had gone by so I went and got two packs of Sure Jell and added two packs to another gatorade and also drank one more bottled water (reg size) down fast. I had to pee so bad I could not wait to get to the testing site so i pulled over and went in a gas station.

When I got to the test site I really had to pee again. I went in and peed for the guy. The temp was fine of course but the pee was so clear I could almost drink it. There was only a slight slight slight (and I mean slight) yellow to it. The guy marked on the paper that it met the temp requirement. He said the results should be in today but I am so nervous!

The truth is that I really did quit smoking last Sunday. Not for the job but for myself, my lungs, my son and God. I cannot believe I was not strong enough to quit prior to getting laid off from my job and that choice might keep me from getting this job. I will not be smoking any more EVER and wich anyone who does luck.

Can anyone please tell me if they think I will pass this test? I am so nervous it is all I can think about. After I took that test I decided to go the the grocery store and do a home test to see what it says and the Marijuana at home drug test one I got ($20.00 ) showed the control line clearly right away but the other t line never showed at all. It said Preliminary only and at the bottom of the preliminary section it had (+) but it says to mail it in the them so they can test it further.

Does anyone know if the fact that it was so watery would make me fail at all on a test 35186N SAP 5-50 W/NIT? If so, do they at least inform the employer that it was a fail because it was water or do they just mark it fail and that is it because they assume if it is so diluted then you must be trying to trick it?

Please let me know anything you can about this. I tried to be very specific in this note so I could get the best answers possible.

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Old 09-08-2008, 04:38 PM   #2
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PS I will post my results later today...
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It could be either dilute negative or dilute positive.

Dilute negative, it is up to the employer whether they want to accept this as a verified negative drug test or not.

Dilute Positive, is the same thing as Positive. It means you failed. If your home test is any indication, this is what you received on your drug test.
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Old 09-08-2008, 05:34 PM   #4
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have you ever heard of Sure Jell Certo and do you think it would work?
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Pectin products are an ancient internet myth and a waste of time, energy, and money. Its the large volumes of water and/or gatorade that does all the work (when it does work).

The same results can be accomplished by following N2's Dilution recipe, found in this thread: http://www.marijuana.com/urine-testi...elines-n2.html
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Old 09-08-2008, 06:03 PM   #6
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but do you think i will pass at all???
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I DID NOT PASS. The test failed. It took a long time to get it back but it ultimately failed.

The worst part is that the lab called me first to say that it would not test at all either negative or positive. I was excited at the possibility that I might be able to re take the test at least and another 6 days have gone by so i could re take it even cleaner than before.

Then about five minutes later another rep called from the lab to say they had made a mistake and it tested positive for Marijuana.

I am sick...gotta go now but just wanted to at least follow up and let everyone know the Sure Jell did NOT work. (I hate when people don't even bother to put the final result in for us.)

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Yep Its always hard to filter the info on the web to get the truth. If you absolutely need to pass then you have 2 options. Get clean or sub with synthetic urine.
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Pectin products are an ancient internet myth and a waste of time, energy, and money. Its the large volumes of water and/or gatorade that does all the work (when it does work).

The same results can be accomplished by following N2's Dilution recipe, found in this thread: http://www.marijuana.com/urine-testi...elines-n2.html
I disagree with lew:

I myself used Certo and passed with no problems. I mixed one packet with a GALLON of water and drank the mixture all day up until about one hour before it was time to take the test. Granted that I am not a chonic smoker but a smoker non the less

My boyfriend who is a chronic user was smoking the morning he got called in to pee. He put two packets in a gallon of water and drank it on the way to take the test (he had a time window of a few hours to take the test)...He passed!

I could go on but after my boyfriend and I passed, I've been telling anyone who asks to use that method and so far it has worked (about 6 ppl so far) 100%

ps. The pee color is very light and that had me worried too but the lady in the lab says don't worry they are used to seeing that becuz people load up on water to ensure they can go when they get there. I have heard that if you co-mingle soda, or gatorade before you pee will help the color. Dont know if that part is true or not.
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I disagree with lew:

I myself used Certo and passed with no problems. I mixed one packet with a GALLON of water and drank the mixture all day up until about one hour before it was time to take the test. Granted that I am not a chonic smoker but a smoker non the less

My boyfriend who is a chronic user was smoking the morning he got called in to pee. He put two packets in a gallon of water and drank it on the way to take the test (he had a time window of a few hours to take the test)...He passed!
So youre assuming that Certo was the reason?

What makes you think that the real hero wasnt the gallon of water in which the Certo was mixed in?
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