lew scannon

Dont be too concerned if the sample exhibits no foam. A lack of foam is not a concern with the labs because this condition can be exhibited in some human urine samples. What raises the red flags are samples that exhibit excessive foaming when the sample is shaken (due to the use of some adulterants used to spike a urine sample).

With the drawbacks associated with using the squirt cap, you seem to be insistent on using it. Why? Why not just cut to the chase and just unscrew and pour?

No. It could always be contended that youve urinated just enough to fill the sample cup which is hardly audible at all, unless someone was standing right next to you.

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Domino781

I just received the 3oz qf and it only comes with squirt cap attached. However they did provide me with a poncho? You didnt misread that, they really included a poncho. They didint fill it all they way either so theres a good size bubble in it that makes a noise when your walking with it crotched. The batch is from 8/09. could I possibly top it off with a bit from the 2oz bottle (that batch is from 4/09)?

Domino781

This 3oz bottle makes a shit ton of noise when i shake it...how important is it to be shaken immediately before its poured? Can I just give it a good shake before I exit my car and head into the office? I dont anticipate I'll be waiting long before my U/A.

Domino781

just got back from my test and they shaved my armpit! So I know I will fail and I just blew the most important oppunity in my life so far. Needless to say I let my whole family down and I vow to stop smoking weed. Its just not worth it! I loved mj for for the better part of the past decade and then some and it got me nowhere! I also flushed $100 bottle of qf down the toilet. when i found out they werent going to be taking urine sample i said "man i been holding my pee for a while" and the girl said "well you can just go in and use the bathroom" so I flushed it for fear that it would be found during my physical which by the way never happened. I was in and out in 5 mins, she shaved my pit bagged it up and had me initail and confirm my social and that was that! At my lowest point of my life right now.

for anyne who must know I was trying to become a member of Boston Municipal protective services. they do not piss test!

Edit: I would like to thank all of you who contributed to helping me. I TRIED!

DailySMKR

Went to Quest labs today with qf plus. Batch number 08-09 so it was fresh. When I get the results I will post them. 3oz bottle was more than enough and I had some leftover. I wore boxer briefs and used the rubberbands. Um, what else should say. This was my first time using qf. Yes they did empty my pockets but no, they did not watch me urinate, door was shut. Fridays were busy, there was literally 8 people in front of me at the office. Used no handwarmer, got it to 101 degrees right before I went into office, by the time they called me it was 96 or so. Practice temps, etc. I hope this works, great job waiting for me.

BudLuver

Got a job offer pending a drug test.

I am 23, 6', 135, quick metabolism and have been a daily chronic user for 5 years. I knew (no matter what I did) I wouldn't pass.

I took the advice of N2 and diluted, TWICE, in order to give myself more time. However, each test was scheduled only a day after the other. Still not enough time. When I got a call to go in for my THIRD test, she informed me that if I didn't pass I wouldn't get another chance. CRAP. Now, I knew I couldn't dilute, and I certainly couldn't risk donating my own urine for a sample.

After reading ALL of the threads and posts from others on this site, and on others....I decided my only sure bet was to sub. I have ONE friend who is clean, but didn't want to risk using real urine for the sake of it deteriorating. ANYHOW, went to a nice head shop and picked up a box of the quick fix 5.7 pre-mixed synthetic urine.

I practiced, practiced and practiced some more...making sure I would be able to keep it at the right temp and making sure my delivery method was fail proof.
I tucked it in my bra, under my armpit. Because I'm soooo skinny, there was no where else to conceal it.

IT WAS PERFECT!!!! Perfect temp, no suspisions.... AND I would suggest this method for anyone needing to pass or wanting to keep their medical histories private!!!!!
THANK YOU N2, Sec and all the others who've posted their experiences.... YOU got me the job!!!!

static420

I hereby nominate N2 for coolest motherfucker ever!!!!!

your method worked for me today

the job was through a temp agency so i thought old school litmus type test @ the temp place so i thought dilution however i had smoked in the last few days, and after reading this forum and specifically this thread that was a big na-no my brotha, so i thought what have i got to lose

i took a 2 oz lotion bottle and washed and rinsed it thoroughly and had my fiancee pee in a cup and i put it in it about 20 mins before i left for the temp agency.

so i get there bottle under my schwety balls and was like oh yeah i got this covered, but then the lady is like "you need to goto parkmed" (walk in clinic that does DT's) and i started sweating a little but again i was like i was gonna do it anyway so here we go. got there and waited about 15 mins got called back let in the room by myself took the bottle poured it in the specimen container and took it to the nurse and presto im gooooooooood (5 panel test btw)

so thanks N2 i started reading this thread about 3 hours before the test and you saved my ass and helped me get probably the easiest cakewalk of a job with pretty decent pay i have ever had.

N2 FOR PRESIDENT

Static

SmashTheState

I second that nomination!

Thanks to N2, I got a job also. It's cool that you passed without really having any time to practice. Congratulations on your new job!

static420

thanks very much, yeah im diggin it man lol


Static

potsnot78

I totally subbed and it worked like a charm. I would say the toughest aspect for me was controlling my shaking hands. I purchased a travel size bottle of aloe, with a flip cap (easier than screw off) emptied aloe and washed throughly. Aloe was a great choice because it rinsed out very clean with no smell or residue left like shampoo or lotion. I also bought a digital thermometer (one that didn't beep, also was the cheapest, woo hoo) and about 4 packs of 99 cent handwarmers (came w/ 2 in each pack). All in all I spent less than $10.00.
I went home and practiced with my own pee, to get the temp down, and then with water. The handwarmers were perfect cuz they were small, about the same exact size of the bottle. So i activated warmers (they lasted 8 hours, and I was going in for my test in about an hour). I taped one warmer on each side of bottle and it kept it nice and toasty. Now one thing I did that I thought was smart was wear those spandex control shorts. Men or women should do this cuz it is the best, 100% way to ensure the bottle doesn't slip out of underwear or have to rewrap an ace bandange like I have seen many posters suggesting. These things are snug and held the bottle in place and not to mentioned concealed any bumps possibly visible. I took my friend who was supplying the clean sample with me to the test (as to have the warmest and freshest possible sample). We stopped at a restaurant right next to the lab, she peed, I put in bottle, then put bottle in my crotch. Inserting into vagina unnecessary I thought, plenty warm with handwarmers and inside my underwear. Got into lab (labcorp), signed in, waited less than 5 mins. Was taken into room, givin a cup, shown to lockable bathroom, with toilet only, no mirrors or anything to make me paranoid they were watching me. Removed bottle, emptied into cup. My full bottle, just enough to fill cup to line. Temp strip def read hot enough.
Now I lucked out cuz my lab guy was on his cell with what sounded important so when he got my sample, he automatically checked the part on form that the sample was 90-100 degrees. Then comes the hardest part...I had to sign my name with my parkinsons like hands shaking terribly. Able to hide that but then he made me sign the tiny test-tube and date which I could hardly do cuz I was shaking so bad. Other than the shaking, everything else was a breeze.
Sorry for the long post, but just wanted to cover all conceivable bases cuz I read and re-read all posts to get all my bases covered. And thank you to everyone who shared cuz being prepared DEF helped. Good Luck!