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Old 01-28-2006, 12:36 AM   #391
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the pre-emp test i just took was not observed. and the cool part was that the light switch also turned on the fan so i didn't have to try so hard to be quite. the cup had a temp strip on it. here's what i did.. hope it helps

1. got sub from wife (hope no gender issues come up)
2. put in 2 oz bottle.. placed in bowl of hot water (110 F) for about 10 min
3. crouched it on the way there (20 min. away)
4. read temp in parking lot: 98.7 F
5. signed papers, etc.etc. waited 15 min. (meanwhile crossed legs tightly -i'm a skinny guy with little body heat)
6. pissed in toilet; sub in cup
7. temp read 95 or so
8. waiting for results.

hope that helps. i know it comes up alot but for added confidence will some one tell me for a fact that gender is not a problem. thx!
You'll be fine since you passed the sample off within the proper temp range. Gender is not a factor. The testing devices being used only check for the presence of drug metabolites, and have no ability whatsoever, to determine if the sample came out the body of a male or female.

The only thing to worry about if the sub'ed sample in question is known to be toxin-free (including OTC medications, in order to keep the lab nazis quiet and any undue hassles to the most minimum).

Hope that helps a little
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Old 01-28-2006, 07:24 AM   #392
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thanks guys. this site is the bomb. i never considered subbing but after reading N2's method and all the posts i felt more confident. like N2 said, i practiced the night before with water and a digital thermostat (the one that beebs). i kept drinking alot of water so i could practice peeing and pouring the sub in the cup at the same time. i even practiced walking and sitting down. i highly recommend subbing for anyone taking a pre-emp test. thanks again guys.
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Old 01-29-2006, 06:21 AM   #393
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Subbing is a really good way to go if you can pull it off. I practiced walking around and stuff too, anything you can do to help calm your nerves is surely worth the time. When I handed in my sample I was shaking so bad, I thought i was going to drop it. But i didnt and every thing worked out, only thing it was for a temp agency, and now i have to go for a physical and another drug test, but this time I gotta use the dilution method. Hope everything works out.
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Old 02-01-2006, 12:24 AM   #394
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ok here's my issue, where i currently work, (with my father, this is why it's ultra important) I had to take a UA and i took lab tests on my own money until i knew i was clean, and JUST took one today, so i know i will pass. However, since i have worked here before, and failed TWICE, they will have suspicion of me and I know they will test me again at a later date. They will give me no prior notice, and just ask me one day when i come in for work. I want to have a substitution method so i can smoke and not worry about it, but this thread seems to deal with getting a donor sample from someone within hours of taking their test. I will not have this luxury, although I do have friends i could ask for this kind of help. My question is, can I store my friend's urine, or freeze it somehow, and be able to use it in a week? a month? 6 months? You can see my dilemma, i dont know when they will restest me, but this workplace has never had anyone fail a test, let alone twice, and I overheard the president of the company talking, so i know they will restest me, and im not being paranoid, my supervisor told me directly in fact. What I need is a foolproof substitution method, that i can keep stored somewhere (refrigerator perhaps) for a long period of time so that I can use it whenever they decide to pop-test me. I was thinking perfecturine.com or mycleanpee.com, but I would like to know how practical that really is, thanks for your advice in advance.
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Old 02-01-2006, 08:09 AM   #395
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Quick Fix 4.0 comes with all the the things needed to sub. Go to urineluck.com
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Old 02-01-2006, 01:34 PM   #396
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ok, so lets say i use Quick Fix 4.0. I saw that it was a liquid and not a powder in a bottle. How long can I keep it at room temp? the ideal place for me to have it would be in my car, is that safe? also, I have heard stories of synthetic urines failing, and that urineluck.com site kept talking about it being for a nicotine test, how do I know it will work for a drug screen? sorry if i seem a little paranoid here guys, i just have a lot riding on this and i want to be sure i have a foolproof substitution before i smoke again.
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It is fool proof, and if you practice, you'll never have to worry again.
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hehe ok, i called the people at urineluck.com and felt a little more confident. gonna give it a shot, they told me i could store it in my car, i just need to have it at the proper temp when i give em teh sample. wish me luck!
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Old 02-06-2006, 07:16 PM   #399
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I just came back from a pre-employment urine testing. I bought some Quick Fix 4.0 synthetic urine for the job. It was SOOOO EASY!! I still can't believe it.
The lab was in connection with ACheck America, a co. that does background checks. I checked in, a lady took me into the back where the bathroom was. I put my purse in a lockbox, and she asked if I had anything in my pockets; I patted them for her and said no. She had me wash my hands first, then she cleared the bathroom of soap, the trash can, put blue stuff in the toilet, and said she was going to shut the water off to the room. I was also not to flush the toilet. Then she got a collection cup for me and closed the door; I was completely alone and unwatched! Yeah!!
I had placed the bottle of synthetic urine in my underwear next to my crotch. I wore 3 pairs of underwear to keep the bottle in place and to keep it warm. Quick Fix comes with a heating pad, but this is only to keep the pee from cooling down too fast; THE HEATING PAD ITSELF DOESN'T GET THE TEMP UP ENOUGH. The most it did was 90 degrees, which I didn't want to chance. So before I left for the lab, I put the bottle in a bowl and ran some hot water over it, then let it sit. (The directions also says you can microwave the bottle for up to 10 sec.) Then it was over 100 degrees, so I quickly attached the pad with some tape (the pad doesn't come with adhesive), and put it in my pants. I then left for the lab, and by the time my "sample" was in the cup, it read 94 to 92 degrees. Perfect! (I'd say maybe a half-hour had passed, maybe less, from the time I took it out of the hot water to the time I poured it in the cup.)
Quick Fix has a temp. strip right on the bottle, so you can check it before you go. It also comes with two tops: a twist-on, and one with a squirt tip. Maybe the squirt tip is better for the guys, but I just used the twist top and poured and it sounded just like a girl was peeing. Plus I was worried the squirt top would make a sucking noise after squirting the liquid out and it sucked air back in.
Anyway, it was a very smooth experience. I bought my QuickFix online for only $24.00 (that includes shipping) from keepshooting.com. They mostly sell guns but they have a good price on fake pee! They ship VERY fast (priority), and you can even get it faster thru other options.
So now to wait for the results, but I don't see what they could find wrong.
Reading in this forum really calmed my nerves about what would happen at a drug test. For pre-employment, they have no reason to spy on you or treat you like a criminal. Thank you marijuana.com and Quick Fix!!!
Overgrow the government!!!!
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Does synthetic urine have that foaminess at the top that normal urine has, when you pour it into the cup?
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