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Hawg

What about being pregnant? I have heard of some guy being told they were pregnant or is it just an urban myth

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lew scannon

Its an old urban myth. It was often recited at "drug seminars" back in the Reagan Eighties by so-called "speakers" that were totally steered by ancient propaganda; obviously a scare tactic to discourage cheating of drug tests.
The truth is that drug testing devices don't have the ability to determine if a donor is pregnant - it would have to take a test designed specifically for this purpose (ie a pregnancy test) to do this. Such testing is not within the scope of drug testing, so therefore the labs are prohibited (at least in the US) from conducting such tests unless explicit authorization is granted by the donor.

jle1224

If it is fresh, and i keep it in a cup of hot water on the way and then put it in my bra, how how should i keep the water it is sitting in on the ride, before i stash it? A little hotter than 98 or at 98?

philsluvslave

I ran water through the coffee pot and it was about 108 degrees.

ruled_by_fear

If you just heat it in the microwave for 10 seconds, or in a cup of hot water, then put it directly under your boob in your bra, it will stay body temperature, (all day). Trust me, they do randoms where I work and I carried synthetic Q.F. 8-10 hours a day, (checked on it occassionally throughout the day), and it always maintained 98 degrees. As long as you get it to required temp originally, against your body heat will keep it at temp.

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Smokndemtweedz

i just took a drug test today. i knew that it was coming up fairly soon so prior to the test i had my wife give me a sample to keep on hand. well the sample had been sitting in my jacket pocket for about a week. out of the blue today i found out i had to run to the clinic to get the test done. being a heavy smoker and know there was no chance in hell of passing with my own pee, i was forced to heat the sample using my car heater, and keeping tightly in my legs while in the office. btw, the sample smelled horrible, i was scared ****less as soon as i opened it to find it smelling so horrible. but the clinic dude didn't say **** about it.. luckily the temp read at 94 degrees, and i signed off and went on my way. results are supposedly coming back in 72 hours, and i'm so nervous they will suspect something on my sample. i read on an earlier post that someone was successful using a week old sample, just curious if anyone else had been forced to do this? thanks for helping ease a heavily troubled mind.

Bellboy420

I wanted to know the best way to house urine if i am going to take a test weds and i'll get the pee from my buddy this weekend. Should i freeze it?

okeydokeypokey

i really really really hope i dont have to go to court oredered rehab next month. ive never ever done anything but sub on a piss test. Iv'e went so far as the wearing 2 pairs of underwear with a clean piss filled balloon taped to this home made #1 thingy and cut it with a nail. but that shit is hard, man when your being watched. especially when your a girl and im not about to shove anything. i mean i did it before but its just the part of popping the baloon and getting the piss in the cup AND not dropping the nail that you tried to pop the damn thing with and you gotta do it all with one hand. Its like a nervous break down everytime. Probation you can kinda wiggle your way outta supervision, but not a rehab so..damn. Any thing i can take that is not bullshit cuz i dont really believe in none of that detox stuff. And i smoke about a half a week and im fat and lazy as hell and i aint about to quit either, soo..i need uhh..something and this is probably in the wrong thread but everything i post is wrong to someone somehow.

okeydokeypokey

I wouldnt it gets reall cloudy, the ph rises after toooo long and i wouldnt use it after 24 hours MAX.

Burnin

Just thought i'd post and say thanks for keepin me safe all these years. I'll be mid 40's soon. I can honestly say I've been a daily smoker for at least ten years and probably 3-4 times a week for 25. Yes I'm still alive, married, with two honor roll kids. (no they dont know). Was a DOT regulated truck driver from 1984 to 1996 so I remember the days when there was no such thing as drug testing and I also remember the day it was announced it would start. I was actually never random tested as a driver, even though I never carried it with me on the road as it just got in the way and was more hinderance to me than helpful as my aim was to stay awake and alert and make as much money as I possibly could and get back home as soon as I could safely do so. Other than a short stint at a job I cared nothing about I never used at work. I didnt start smokin until I was about 19 as well so when I read posts about 14 yr olds smoking I have to admit I find it disturbing. You really do need to concentrate on getting an education and supporting yourself so when it comes time for you to enter the workforce you can afford a bag of your own. Anyway, My first random came in 1995 after I had gone from driving to dispatching and I used Zydot and drank about ten gallons of water. Took the test and heard nothing for about 6 weeks so figured I was good. Then I hit the lotto and had to go again. Zydot to the rescue and again I heard nothing for about 6 weeks and bingo time to pee again. Zydot one more time and again the same silence and bingo random time again. The whole time I'm thinking what rotten luck I had but it was not luck. They knew and it finally dawned on me that they knew. I dont remember where I read it on the internet but someone (nightbyrds website I believe) about having a clean friend fill an unlubricated condom and tie it off and put a straight pin in the flap of your blue jean zipper to prick the tip and sub with clean urine. I haven't been randomed since. I remember insulated quilted long underwear and briefs with blue jeans and rubber crotched in my scrotom, running the heater in the vehicle on full blast in July on the way to the collection center, sweating my ass off cuz it was July and being so nervous it almost made me puke but it was all good in the end and the best part was the shit eatin grin on my face as I walked out the collection center door knowing I didnt have to live with the anxiety of waiting another week to ten days to find out the results or thinking everything was ok only to be retested. I will personally never trust a mask again. I'm an old subber that believes if something works don't fuck with it. Well as luck would have it after 14 years on the job I hit the jackpot again. I was ecstatic to see the progress that has been made in the last 9 years. The urinator, ureasample, lyopholized urine, synthetic urine, God I love those guys. I got my set up from ureasample. Last time I used clean, fresh urine. This time im trying the freeze dried stuff. Dont see much about that here. Any problems with that that anyone is aware of? Now that I know that they cannot tell age, sex etc from the sample my wife can also provide for me. What if she is just comin into or out of her period. I realize the blood would be a problem but will anything else be a problem in regards to that?

thanks,

Burnin