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Old 05-18-2006, 06:24 PM   #471
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Recently I went to work for a company that has pre employment screens with no advance notice... luckily I visited here to find out how to sub and started getting things together. I also found several others in my training class that smoked and were worried about the test.

to make a long story short with the help of this board and a close personal friend, not only do I now have a very good paying job with awesome benefits but so do 9 other people that I passed what I learned here on to.

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Old 05-18-2006, 07:11 PM   #472
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I am 6'2 165 lbs. havent smoked in 25 days. drug test tomorrow.
usually smoke everyday, a few one hitters (pinchies) a day.

should i dilute or just take the test.

I need this job!

thanksm for any advise
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Old 05-18-2006, 08:17 PM   #473
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Recently I went to work for a company that has pre employment screens with no advance notice... luckily I visited here to find out how to sub and started getting things together. I also found several others in my training class that smoked and were worried about the test.

to make a long story short with the help of this board and a close personal friend, not only do I now have a very good paying job with awesome benefits but so do 9 other people that I passed what I learned here on to.

Just wanted to say THANKS to grillmeats and all the other people who contribute to this board. You guys rock. You are helping people every day to make a better life for themselves.
We are here to help whenever we can. Thanks for the Kudos
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Old 05-23-2006, 09:54 PM   #474
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so theoretically, if a woman were to hide a urine sample in her vaginal cavity, the temperature would be kept at 98 degrees or close to it? For the test I have to take, they take your purse and empty your pockets so smuggling urine in and a thermometer would be tough.
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Old 05-23-2006, 11:22 PM   #475
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Sure, tucking it in the VJ would keep it nice and warm (ahhh), but what are you proposing doing? Putting a condom of urine in there?
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Old 05-24-2006, 02:18 AM   #476
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condoms have been proven safe and leak proof up there... sorry couldn't help my self
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so theoretically, if a woman were to hide a urine sample in her vaginal cavity, the temperature would be kept at 98 degrees or close to it? For the test I have to take, they take your purse and empty your pockets so smuggling urine in and a thermometer would be tough.
Some women claim to be able to use this method using only one hand holding the cup and breaking the condom at the same time, so even though the collection is observed, they are able to use the condom in the vaginal cavity method for substitution.

This would take quite a bit of practice, and is only good for 1/2 the population (obviously).
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Well this is my first post here but I have read quite a few threads here. First thanks to everyone here that helps and calms people a little before they test.

I just wanted to post a few things about my experience so far. Well it starts like everyones here, job offer came up and have to be piss tested (today). I purchased the Urinator with 2 vials of their synthetic. I had an old bottle of QF 3.0 that I just didnt want to risk it with. Well on my interview I found that you have to go thru metal detectors all thruout the building. (On site testing). So there goes the big expensive Urinator, due to all the metal parts and batteries. Keep that in mind before you purchase one.

What im gonna try today is putting the synthetic into the qf bottle since it has the temp gauge on it and its the right size. I have tested this method all night and could only seem to get the temps up to around 92-94. Im scared this may not be ok if it drops a degree or two during the transfer and carrying it to the lady.

I will post an update on my results with Dr Johns Pee and body temperature technique in just a few hours.


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I purchased the Urinator with 2 vials of their synthetic. I had an old bottle of QF 3.0 that I just didnt want to risk it with. Well on my interview I found that you have to go thru metal detectors all thruout the building. (On site testing). So there goes the big expensive Urinator, due to all the metal parts and batteries. Keep that in mind before you purchase one.
Very good point that has seldom, if ever, been brought up here.

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If you have a bottle of Quick Fix 3.0, do not use! The 3.0 had been discontinued in late 2003, and will be detected due to zero creatinine (any sample with a creatnine level between 0 - 2 ng is ruled a "non-human sample").
You can swap out the QF 3.0 for the current 4.0 at Spectrum Labs. For more details, go to urineluck.com
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