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spyydder

Hell-o all! I have to re-test on Wednesday since I failed my first test using my own pee after using one of those flush products. Do no depend on the Fast and Clean did not work. It is guaranteed but to get a refund they will write for the results. Wouldn't that arouse suspicion? I would think it would. I am thinking of asking for a copy of the failed test to send in myself, or would that arouse suspicion also? Anyway, I found this site while researching drug testing methods. The doctor I spoke with told me second hand marijuana smoke would not have caused me to fail. I found a couple of sites that stated different. An ex-police officer told me that another cop who was present for the burning of weed that had been confiscated tested positive a few days after the burn. I have been practicing the methods suggested by N2 and am still not certain I am safe. I am going to use my daughter's urine. She will be going with me but we will stop across the street from the clinic and do the substitution. I tried putting my bottle in my bra and it cooled down very fast. Think my bottle is to thick. I tried to find non-lubricated condoms but everything was lubricated, that's why I got the travel bottle. My son has some socks that he used for football and I put another test in them and it cooled slower. I saw the ace bandage trick tonight/this morning and am going to try it. I have the job, I just need a negative drug test. I hope I get one cuz I already gave notice at my other job. I would hate to think about being unemployed. I am rather nervous aobut it cuz of the unemployment factor~ Anyway, just think of me and wish me luck. Thanx for all the advise I've found here!
Spyydder

 

ceej7403

It's possible to fail from second hand smoke, but very difficult. Most exhaled smoke is tar and other chemicals, not THC. You would need alot to fail, but if your already close to the cut off, it could put you over. As for the cop, I find that real hard to believe. He probably stole some before the burning and smoked it, thus he could rightfully claim that the "burning caused him to fail". A lot of cops have compulsive lying problems, this has been proved time and time again through many psychological studies.

runner

I did not see the larger image of the bottes. I can buy this anywhere, where you advise I put it as a woman.

los561

i gotta take a drug test this friday and i am planning on doing the sub. i just want to kno if i put it in a condom like uve been sayin n2 and put it under my scrotum wut ould be the temperature because dont have a thermo. and i proly cant get one but i was also wonderin if i just put it in a condom and put alot of white tighties on and extra shorts under if it would be enough to keep the piss in the right temp b4 i take my test

CheebaMonkey

I'm curious, does anyone take the time to read the posts here anymore?

From the FIRST post in this thread:

Men: IMHO the best place/way to crotch and carry the 2oz shampoo bottle/condom is to place it between your scrotum and anus. If you have any question as to where this spot is, stand up with your feet shoulder width apart. Reach down with your hand and cup your testicals. Note where your bird and ring fingers are touching. That is where you want to carry the bottle. I[n] this position I find you can carry on about your activities normally while maintaining a 94-95 degree sample temp. To raise the sample temp to 97-98, simply sit down and cross you legs so that the container is enclosed between your thighs. It about 10-15 minutes the sample will warm to body temp, 97-98.

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mel42120

I just got done using the substition method. It worked great!!!! I can't tell you how pleased I was. I did practice a lot, and found what different methods worked for me. I used a 2 oz shampoo bottle, met my friend at a gas station close by, dumped her pee from the cup into the shampoo bottle, stuck it in hot water on the way to the lab, put it in between 2 pairs of underwear (as I found the bottle a little to big to insert into my cavity lol) When I practiced at home I had some cups with strips to test the temp, and a digital thermometer. From everything that I read I understood that it was better to be to hot, then not hot enough. It was actually the perfect temp by the time I got back there. Oh yeah they only wanted about 45ml, but it sure was nice to have the 60ml, held in the 2oz bottle! Anyway big hugs and a big ty to N2, and everyone else that has posted here and helped me out! GL

tjb48393

Hi all, I recently had a pre employment drug test. 01001-10 Panel.
I went to my local head shop and bought 'Go Number 1'. Synthetic Urine. From the makers of Whizzanator. If anyone has any experience I would appreciate the feedback. They do have a website, it was 55 bucks. I took the test last thursday, and I havn't heard anything from the job, they said I was defenatly hired as long as the test was good. I had no problems with temperture, Am I over worried? Please I need some advice.

Thanks.

tjb48393

Update, They just called, I passed!

Go Number 1
I highly recommend.

Satlanist

This is a very cool idea, thanks for the post. I'm pretty surprised that your armpit/crotch can keep it so warm, I didnt realize how hot things got outside of the skin! I'm going to practise this sock method to use substitution because I got a 'dilute' on my last test and need to come up with a good solution fast.

Here's my question about the temperature strips - wouldn't it make sense that you can use your own (dirty) pee in the cup, let the thermometer strip get to 98, and then right before you leave the test area (toilet) you just switch the clean urine with the dirty urine already in the cup?

Wouldn't that work? Or would the thermometer strip immediately respond to the difference?

rcshelley

I have always substituted someone elses urine for mine when drug-testing.
I've always been succesful. But now I no longer have a clean donor, and I get random tested often. Sooo, I decided I would try
"cleartest concentrated synthetic urine". I have it in my posession and will probably have to use it next time. My fear is that it will fail the labs
"adulteration test". Or that it might come back "diluted". Has anyone used this product? Can the labs tell it isn't human urine?

Thanks!
Rich

kelmcchick

I have a friens that works for DOT and he keeps a clean sample from a friend w/ him. He has used his own urine to heat the cup and then replaced it w/ the sample. has been working for many years. Good luck to ya!