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Sheila Bonghit

Hey everyone, I've found this site to be very helpful. Well I have a test in about a week, and I'm so nervous. I'm going to use the condom in the vagina technique. I wasn't observed last time, so hopefully I won't be this time either. The lady just comes into the bathroom with me and stands outside of the stall. So I have a few questions: (1) Do you think they'll be able to hear what I'm doing? (2) Will storing the urine in my cooch keep it the right temperature? (3) Will I fail if I use a lubricated condom, even if I rinse it out?

I will definately practice a lot, but I'm still going to be nervous. I hope it goes alright.

Thanks! =)

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Satlanist

Heads up - leaving the sample of clean urine where the sun don't shine did NOT keep it warm enough - maybe it was 91/92 degrees but not enough to really register on the temp strip - so I peed into the cup, got the thermometer to rise, dumped out my pee and THEN substituted with the other clean pee.

Bottom line, you may as well stick the substitution pee in a little bottle in your pocket, save yourself the discomfort of walking around with it in your body because in the end, I passed with my method!

Genome

Ok so i now have 5 hours till i must go take a pre-employment urine screen, I think its amazing, the Info I found on these pages basically stated exactly what i have been doing, so it calms me down alot.

The only thing i didnt know which brought me to this site, along with www.passitkit.com (very informative without having to buy their products) is what the temp needed to be around. Now knowing this i have complete trust in passing the test unless i make a bonehead mistake.

I have a small bottle I am using that holds just less than 100ml so im set there, and i have been testing it for the past two days not to mention all other times i have thought I needed to pass a urine screen. This is the first live test tho. There are only a few differences i havent been doing that are stated in these forums.

I will be the first to admit im a Large built person (5'9" - 220lbs) so i do have meat on my bones, and i am a social smoker (meaing i only smoke when its brought to me ) Well the bad part is it was brought to me the other night and the next morning i was called by the company to tell me i was in and when the interview/drug screen would be. So yesterday I took one of those at home tests that my friend uses and it came out dirty... Ug... I am using my Fathers urine so i know thats clean, i dont trust any products that claims certain things, i think its best to use the sub method with real urine. /paranoid

I filled the bottle with water that was warmed to about 92-93 degree's just to see what the increase would be, and i was fairly surprised by my findings. With it crotched between my scrotum and my thigh (I was using this method because i go comando) for around 30 mins the temp raised to just over 96 degree's. Like i said i am a fairly big guy so the bottle stayed where i put it without anykind of holding device plus there was enough skin covering it to warm it properly. (Reading the posts the ace bandage idea is ideal for someone like myself, kudo's on that.) I keep it stuck there, while i walk around the house: up/down stairs, sitting, standing, etc. (I wouldnt recomend this if you dont have the mass to hold it upthere, you dont want to risk it falling out a pant leg or something) and it didnt budge, viva la fat! I wouldnt recomend doing this for the real thing, i myself am going to use the ace bandage technique now that i have read it.

I doubt i will get any real response before i head out to take the test, but I really wanted to pass on what i have been doing, and see if there maybe something i am over looking. No one likes being unemployed, and no source of income. Thanks to all of you posters, with their experiances, and techniques. These forums calmed all of my fears about subbing urine, seeing how i havent had to actually use it before. I'll probably post letting you all know the outcome as well. Thanks again

Also sorry about the long post

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popcornular

Get one of those clear heating pads that you can put into boiling water/microwave and heat it up. (I've gotten them at Army/Navy stores).You can keep your clean urine sample close to it driving to the test. Use digital thermometer to check urine sample temp. when you get to the test. If too cool, press it close to the pad. If too hot, stick it in a jar of water for a second or two. Get the temp a few degrees above normal, stick the sample in your groin, and walk in. Once I even had the heating pad taped inside my underwear to warm the urine sample when I had to wait a long time. I wrapped the heating pad with tissue until the temperature was perfect to maintain the urine sample temperature. PRACTICE THE WHOLE DRILL AT HOME! PRACTICE GETTING YOUR SAMPLE TO THE IDEAL TEMP AND BECOMING FAMILIAR WITH HOW TO WARM IT UP PERFECTLY! No one has even come close to watching me piss. I've done it 4 times and have never failed. It seems substitution is the only method to use, and trust me, the temperature of your urine sample will drop if you wait long at all. Keep it warm! Peace!

cschaef13

if you were going to be hired to a job at mcdonalds or something would you need a urine test you think?

 

Sheila Bonghit

Most fast food places don't test.

Question: Is anyone %100 positive that they can't tell if the urine has been frozen? Because after I thaw mine out I can see it separating. There's particles floating around that I didn't see beforehand. It's a cheap test that cost $20, so I just wanted to find out if they'd be able to tell.

funkdoktaspot

yesterday i found out i had to go take a piss test for a job within 24 hours. Ofcourse i fretted and my nerves went banannas. I got some of those detox products but i didnt wanna rely on them because im smoke quite a bit of herbs. So in turn i went searching on the web for alternate ways to handle it.


I found this forum last night and read all the opinions from everyone and gathered my thoughts. I called up my friend last night who is clean as a whistle and asked him to stop by and gimmie a few oz's of piss this morning for the test. Then i went got a digital thermometer this morning. I liked the stick the bottle in hot coffee idea so i tried it at home once before i went (i had limited time thats why i tried it once or i woulda practiced a TON which i suggest).

I inserted the urine into the cup for 30 secs and to my amazement the damn thing registered 104 just like of the other members said it would. a big grin came across my face and i knew things were looking up. That done i left it out on the counter after heating it up...i left it out for 20 just to see how the temp would drop. After 20 mins it was still 96.5. It was still in range. So i cupped my big old bawls and found the spot suggested for the placement...ran out and got some tighty whitey's cause im a boxer man.

I doubled up on the draws for extra support and for warmth. Everything was set. I stopped by my drug testing facility once everything was set. Once i parked i took out my thermos mug of coffee i had just purchased from the local convience store. Boom thermometer read 104 again. Shoved it in my bawls and i was off.

I was very suprised how fast they saw me. i was into the bathroom putting in my sub urine withing 30 mins which was GREAT. Boom everything went just like planned. Once i was done with that i thought i was in the clear.

BUT they did not tell me i was getting a physical as well. So after the urine part was done they took me into one of the rooms and told me to get undressed to see the doctor. i almost crapped my pants. i still had the empty bottle of urine in my crotch. I broke out some quick thinking and as soon as the nurse left to go get the doc i took out the bottle wrapped it in paper towels and hid it in the trash quick. I had no idea the doc was gonna do a hernia test as well. WOW. After almost panicing myself into a heartattack i sat and waited...doc came in, did his thing then left. As soon as he left i grabbed the bottle again and put it back in my crotch. The agony was over i had pulled it off.

Sorry for the long post but i hadnt seen any others on the forum regarding the hernia and urine test all at once. Shocked the crap outta me but i wanted to share my experience incase it helps others. If anyone has had any expereinces like this id like to hear em.

Sorry for the long Post. THANKS a ton to everyone who has participated on the threads and for the folks running this site. Without this info i woulda been hurting bad!!!!!

Neumann

Thanks to everyone for so much information. I've read the entire thread. I have decided to go with the substitution method. I have purchased the urinator + 2 vails. Last night, I was practicing a bit and would love to hear some tips on concealment of the urinator, which is rather bulky when filled/batteries added.

The 2 tighty whitey method seems like a good idea.

I've heard some folks say that they crotch the urinator, but that seems like it could fall through the bottom of your briefs if they aren't biker shorts tight. I've been practicing with it just dropped down into the front of my drawers and keeping it pressed up against my lower abdomen, but this produces a little bulge in my pants that could become noticeable if i do any improper shifting. Also, if it were crotched vertically, the only way that the tube would be easly accessable is if it were on top. not sure if it would be easy for the fluid to come out without doing any akward squeezing.

I just want this thing to go smoothly and don't want to get caught with it. Thanks for the help folks.

NvMe54

I applied for a job nearby and they called me for an interview, which went well except for the fact that she wanted me to take a pre- employment piss test by 2:30 the next day...i have been stoned since 1989, maybe missed one day here or there, and i had no chance of passing this test unless i cheated.

So i went to the near by vitamin store and got qcarbo, some b complex, niacin, and aspirin. i knew that the possibilities of passing where slim...

then i got the crazy idea that my 2 yr old sons urine might be a viable suppliment, but trying to extract it proved to be near impossible considering that cookie crumbs and lint kept getting into the samples....hes not potty trained yet. and following him around the house with a cup was a Biatch

F it man...im screwed...i racked my brain trying to think of someone that i know who isnt a complete pothead like myself...AH HA...my friend just became an S---- county police officer, maybe he will piss in a jar for me...

my cop friend was more than happy to share his wizz with me...i used an un-lubracated condom, tied with a small hair rubber band, i wrapped a small heat pad around it, and stuffed it in my crotch, and drove down to labcorp. before i went in, my wife used a small digital thermometer to test the full condom while i held my pants open...93.9 degrees...not too bad...

i went in and sat down for another 10 minutes and took my test in a small bathroom...snap, squirt...it was all done. the reading on the cup was 94 degrees. so all went well...CANT BEAT COP PISS

good luck to all of you guys who have yet to test...wish you the best

highstyle

i mite not even have to take the test.

I practiced the substitution a couple times with the 2oz bottle btw the crotch and perfection is perfected..i even warmed it up btw my legs from about 85 degrees to 93.7,my lovely brother hooked it up with sum never before dirty piss in his 24 yrs of life..hes the good kid in the fam..it took alot of convincing for him to pee in a cup..first he said no so i tried a couple hours later and finallly he did it . well now i can go to the interview stoned..no that i would..lol but my boys girl worked there b4 and didnt get tested so i hope they dont test me.

so now i have like 12oz of nice yellow urine sittin frozen in my fridge for the upcoming test..how many times can u freezt the urin and re-use it??