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Wickedclownz26

Ok when my p.o tests me he doesent watch or anything....i want to smoke so bad man.
its been 5 months.
so all i have to do is find someone clean and get there piss and keep it warm and use it within 8 hours?
He comes at random times sometimes so thats not cool.
all i gotta do is crotch it and itll be cool huh?

-clownz-

 

the deta

Just an update (if anyone cares.)

I received my Quickfix 4.0 yesterday. I ended up getting 2 bottles because i was worried about not having enough of a sample come test time. I also went back to wall mart and got a larger bottle. So i practiced with a 3 oz bottle yesterrday and though it was a wee bit bigger, i was still able to crotch it fairly easily and un noticably. I also think this new bottle is made of a slightly thinner plastic, which i guess will be better for maintaining body temp while crothced.

I soaked it in a hot water bath and after about 5 minutes it was about 103. After 30 minutes it had gone downto about 94 and after an hour it actually went up to 96. Good deal.

Well my test is on thursday, I will take another home test on tuesday, and if i fail i will be ready to sub and bediluted as a backup come test time. Again, thanks to everyone here and their wealth of info.... where once i was shitting bricks and chewing my fingernails down to the root, i am now pretty confidant about the whole thing! Thanks everyone, and i'll keep you all posted.

edit: Does a job have to tell you if they do random tests after hiring? So far this job has just said i have to pass a pre-employment test to get the job, they've said nothing about random tests after being hired. I am hesitant to ask management because im affraid that will kind of be like saying "Hey is it cool to smoke now?!"

Sec

Ask for a copy of the company employee policy. It might say in there what happens if you test positive during a random test. If so, there is your answer.

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the deta

Thanks sec3, There is an employee handbook, that i have yet to receive. I am sure the answers to my questions will be found in there.

scaredbird

Hello, for any first-hand advice on my situation I would be so so so so so grateful:

I am a girl, 4'10" and 110lbs, and a vegetarian. I've been smoking about 2 bowls a day for over a year.

Recently, I found out that I was going to be hired from temp to perm at an awesome environmental firm. They work with the government, so I assume any drug test I am given will be the most comprehensive possible.

I have about 2 weeks before I will be tested, and I'm not thinking that I will pass on my own. I was considering herbal detox and then dilution, but now that I have been reading positive feedback about subbing I am considering this strongly...

I am worried about being observed, but have been reading that this is rare. Has anyone here been observed for a pre-employment check? I live in Boston, if it matters.

I have 2 thoughts: using Quick Fix, and using my roomate's clean urine (though she has been exposed to my second-hand smoke).

I am attracted to the ready-made nature of the Quick Fix and thermometor on the bottle, but am nervous that drug testing techniques have advanced and a comprehensive test will show that I used synthetic urine. Has ANYONE had issues with synthetic urine?

If I depend on my roomate, I worry about being left high-and-dry (if she gets sick, etc.) or that she will have second hand smoke results.

If you think that using her urine would be better regardless, please let me know.

If I have to be at work at 8:30 and test between 12-1:30, I plan on heating up the specimin before work and securing it under my boobs. Can I heat human urine in a plastic bottle in the microwave without harming the contents?

The office is freezing, so I will probably need to heat up the substance (whatever it may be) with a heating pad before the test, but I will probably not have much time to do this. If I stick the Quick Fix or whatever in my purse tied to the heating pad for an hour or so before the test, do I run a large risk of overheating the sample? I will not be able to check constantly.

Yes, I do plan on practicing with water.

If I somehow get caught using a synthetic urine, will I be able to re-test or will I automatically fail?

Totally in a panic, feeling like a useless loser for letting weed get in the way of a great job, and really really need some sort of advice/assurance.

Thank you soooo much.

 

greta

I use a tube with foil and rubberband attached to the open end, then put it up in vagina. I was observed but all I had to do was reach up and puncture the foil with my fingernail will holding the cup underneath, just as if you were peeing.

~Flor~

Scaredbird, I haven't used this method but from months of reading, I haven't seen a reported problem with QuickFix here and I'm sure you've seen a bunch of people who live by this as far as tests are concerned.

If you use your roommates urine and are worried, do a home test on it though second hand smoke has little chance of making someone test positive. You could also get the sample now/soon and refrigerate it or freeze it if the test is more than a week to avoid your fear of not being able to get it when test time comes.

1tokeovertheline

Second hand smoke won't cause anyone to fail a drug test. I agree with Flor. I would use the QF. Then.....I don't like the idea of carrying somebodies piss on my body with the chance of it leaking and then handling it to transfer it to the sample cup. I would feel much more comfortable with QF. Say what you want. I just ain't into carrying the waste body fluids of another person in my underwear. The expense of the QF is worth it in my opinion.

the deta

So i took another home test today after 4 weeks clean (i do believe thats a new personal record!) .... first pee of the day, mid stream. I got the faintest of lines. I know a line is a line, and i know that is the most dirty piss of the day. I am beginning to think i will not need to substitute. My test is on thursday and it will be taken somewhere around 9 am. But i am usually up at 7ish. Is there anything i can do to get a darker line? Perhaps by drinking a bunch of water the night before so i am pissing a few times during the night? and then waking up and drinking about a 20 oz gator aid? You know, trying to use a little dilution. I did piss once around 3am this morning and took my home test at about 9. I was thinking of getting another test and taking it later in the day today, just to see if the line gets any darker, but i may just wait untill thursday morning and take one before i go for the real deal. here is a pic i took with my crappy cell phone camera. . . . . . Any comments would be greatly appreciated!

the deta

Well i picked up another test. Im going to take it tomorrow morning, not using my first piss, but about an hour or two after waking up (in attempt to simulate the events of the real test.) Getting a very faint line with todays first void of the day, i do not think i need to go with a full dilution, as described in the dilution thread. I am going to drink several glasses of water before bed, so i will be peeing throughout the night. Then maybe a 20 OZ water in the when i wake up. and maybe another 10 oz an hour later, then take my test in another hour. I am hoping this will yield a more negative negative, so ta speak!

I also have the quick fix because i planned on just subbing, untill i got the faint line this morning, now im trying to deside which way to go. Tomorrows test run with partial dilution should help me make up my mind. Anyone have any thought / or suggestions?