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FakeBoobsRule

Quick Fix can be reheated an almost indefinite number of times. Use with confidence. If you are using real urine practice with water but if it is Quick Fix practice with the QF and its bottle unless you are going to use it vaginally and you have found a more comfortable container.

I don't like the condom method whether inside or outside the body. Find a comfortable 2 ounce bottle.

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belly

The bottle thing is uncomfortable. The condom I couldn't figure out.

But, the under the boob thing... keeps it warm too. I could use a bigger bottle. It worked like a charm.

Ready4Test

As I sit here with the Qf sitting directly on my taint, and after reading 87 pages of info....Practice Practice Practice is the truth... I feel good about the upcoming exam and feel I have studied sufficiently.

I love the specificity that people go into recounting their first sub ordeal. I will be sure to be back with my results give an update.

Stick it to da man!!!!

Ddub73

I've kept my kids pee in the fridge..is it still ok to use..??? Been there for a week

Ddub73

I used it and it did not work..they detected it!

 

Ddub73

I practiced and came up with 95.8 with a 3 oz bottle.. Is the temp right for me or should i try to make it warmer?

dantheman2

ok, here is the break-down... i went in for a pre-employment test. i had blown it on the first test (i tried GNC's awful, useless product). anyhooo, i got some urine from my brother and stored it in the freezer. i went to wal-mart and went ape-shit buying everything i could. and this is how i could have saved myself all of that grief:
go buy quickfix. i got it for $25/bottle because i bought three from a nearby head-shop. otherwise, it is $35'ish. i was really sweating it because i figured all the labs can read this forum, too... and they would adjust the test to detect quickfix. as of december 17, 2007, i can tell you, with absolute confidence, that labcorp does not detect synthetic urine.
the only thing you need to really pay attention to is yr confidence. practice getting that bottle out of where ever it is and pouring it in a cup silently. i bought hot-hands (they had them at walgreens) to keep it warm. qfix comes with warmers- but i found hot hands was consistent and i am a little superstitious... i knew from testing that i had hours and hours of consistent temp from the hot-hands product.
i read on here numerous times to get two bottles in case they ask for more than 60 mLs of urine. i found a "camp soap" bottle at wal-mart that looked perfect. i flushed it for a long time and got all scents out of it from the soap. i also got some vick's fever strips (fancy aquarium thermometers) and put three of them on each side of the bottle (they come in packs of six).
i then practiced, practiced, and practiced some more. i wanted to be flawless.
what i found was this: microwaving works great... but not if you are going to sit out in the lobby for a couple of hours. the temp spikes for maybe a half-hour and then drops quick. so i made sure to open the hot-hands at least an hour before i would ever have to get the urine in the sample cup. this is important!!! the warmers they give you with the qfix and hot-hands DO NOT get to temp immediately. let them sit in yr back-pack or purse or whatever for an hour before you intend to use them. and they get real hot. like 110 degrees hot. from testing, i knew that it was sooo much easier to cool down the sample versus heating it up. but if you keep it real confined, it will get really hot and uncomfortable to the touch. for that reason, i was a little shy about my testicles. and they are so big, there is hardly any room left in my underwear (hahaha!). so, i socked it... i wore khakis that were not tight around my ankle. and i noticed that absolutely no one looked at my legs, feet, etc...
so, i got in there with my temp at 99 degrees, hot-hands rubber-banded to the bottle, etc. i was ready to go. and they made me wait. 2.5 hours. nothing i can do but wait it out... they already took the paperwork. i had plenty of time to pray.
they finally called me back, emptied my pockets, etc... she handed me the cup and i went in. this is my next major suggestion- take a freaking valium, xanix, whatever before you go. my freaking knees were wobbling i was so scared... i had absolutely no reason to be scared. but it still happened.
i got it in the cup and made lots of noise pee'ing for real, etc...
and then i flushed the fuc#ing toilet. i couldn't believe it... i still had some in my bottle, but not enough for another test. i have read on here that they make you sit and re-test or automatically fail you if you leave. i messed up real bad...
which brings me to my final point... i opened the door immediately after urinating (and flushing) and handed her the cup and made a joke about how my mom taught me to flush every time. she bowed up on me and made very sure that i knew she could re-test me. i acted completely stupid. they did put dye in the toilet and i asked why they would make me pee again?? i handed her a cup of healthy, yellow urine??? she laughed at my mom joke and checked the temp and i signed my papers and got the hell out of there. i got my results today... negative. booyah.
here is my point, if you go in there in a rice-burner with music thumping, you will not have an experience like mine. keep your crap together and look like the most boring person in the world. i took my "beachy" necklace off. i wore scrubs. i acted professional and dressed the part. i was the most boring guy in the lobby and nobody paid me any attention. i never went to the desk and acted impatient about how long i had to wait.
i could go on and on... keep it freaking simple, dress like a chump, and be nice to everyone (give yr seat to a pregnant woman, hold the door for someone, don't go outside for cigarrettes).
i am in the medical field and there is no tolerance for any positive drug test. i have been preparing myself to have to go find another job, etc... i seriously thought i would have a manager telling me to go home and not come back. the quickfix product works. i don't sell the stuff; i only know what i have read on here. but i figured if it worked for DOT guys and girls, it should work for me. but you can buy ten gallons of it and mess it up by acting like a retard.
test yrself stupid. practice in a dr's office- take a watch and time yrself from right in front of the bathroom door- from that moment until you can pour it out and urinate for real. you will be surprised how quickly two minutes goes by when you are concentrating. and don't flush the toilet in the lab. i cannot believe i did that. but by cracking a joke and lightnening the mood- and acting like i knew nothing of the procedures and rules... it worked out. don't get me wrong, i think if i overdressed, it would not have worked out. i didn't say much- i just said the right thing at the right time. be freaking cool... and tell them and show them what they want to hear/see. the labs are filled with professionals and they are good at what they do. i wanted to be a normal, nice client that had nothing to hide and was not a jerk because i had to wait. by the way, my temp was just barely over 90 degrees when i finally gave it to the tech. that is real close... i don't know what to say about that... i am glad i did not have to wait any longer.
i hope this helps someone. i reheated the quickfix i used probably thirty times during my testing. it obviously did not affect it.
i got a strip test from work and did a home urinalysis on the product. it is not real urine... but you will be tested at a corporation that does not want to spend the money to test for all the variables. leukocytes would be the easiest to test for... but i understand there is a whole genetic debate going on... so they cannot test for that.
i have no idea about the other products out there. i chose the quickfix because of what i spent hours reading on here. i bought way more than i needed and carried four oz's with me in there. i put in more than they asked for.
i read all the stressful pleas for help on here. i wish everyone didn't have to go through what i did to get it right. but i think that is part of the point... you have to worry about the day of the test. don't get lazy and don't stop practicing. buy two of everything. the bottle- a crack could form; the caps for the bottle could crack or break. the temp strips... if you have one telling you the temp, it could be wrong. six of them are not all wrong if they are the same temp. hot-hands worked really well for me. i don't know if they are sold all around. i saw them online and i would think they are pretty easy to get... mine were 99 cents for a two-pack. i only used one on the bottle and rubber banded it at the top and bottom. test yrself over and over and find yr weak points. mine was making sure i filled the bottle to the top so it didn't slosh around and make noise. but it had to stay vertical or it would leak slightly.
but most of all, relax. don't act like you own the place and just be quiet. speak if spoken to, but don't do the nervous conversation thing. don't wear too much cologne or dress too wealthy... if you have to listen to yr music really loud or drive like an idiot, park away from the front. just be plain and boring and no one will do anything but take yr cup of urine and tell you to have a nice day. and relax. i am glad to know i can hand someone a resume without wondering if they drug test. but i am much happier i got my job.
have fun fighting the machine. just be a sheep for a couple of hours... it won't last long and, if yr smart and practice, it will be the biggest non-event of yr week.
good luck, everyone!

lucienjames

I panicked and pissed some red hot piss..a few squirts ..into my sample cup with the synthetic stuff. I wonder if it could still pass?

lucienjames

This is what happened in a nutshell: My buddy and I went in together from work to test. We'd had our synthetic stuff and hand warmers and plans. My friend didn't warm his enough though and got popped for a cold sample right before i went in. My bottle was smaller and had no temp strip and i'd heated it then used the hand warmer and had it in my sock. I got nervous because the temp strip on my cup stayed dark. Mine was actually slightly over 100 and didn't read. Plus the cup seemed so big and my sample seemed small. I panicked and pee'd some in the cup to enlargen and what i thought was to warm it. They accepted my sample as i found it was a little warm :/ I had drank almost a pot of coffee that day and nothing else. My piss was way hot as i'd smoke that day and days leading up to it. My buddy got let go of when we got back to work. I'm playing the waiting game for my results to get back. I'll prolly get canned and I know there's no way of knowing..but i'm wondering if i'd pee'd like 5 times that day and drank only coffee...no food..nothing...if maybe my pee was diluted some and mixed with the synthetic if i may still squeak one. The waiting is killin' me.
I guess my point is: make a plan and stick to it, practice, be very aware of the temperature thing and then be cool and act normal.

mongol_viking

I read the first 10 pages or so of this several hundred page post but just got too tired to go on, so I saw the possibility mentioned of peeing your dirty pee in the test cup to heat up to about body temperature and then immediately pouring in the clean pee. Has anyone tried this and see if it works? Also I was disappointed to see that most digital thermometers beep so I guess it is best to avoid taking it into the testing center bathroom - now all you guys who have drug tested and can remember do all or most test cups actually have a temperature strip on it (versus test center employee using separate thermometer to test temperature)?