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Powerhouse

I'm not the one to answer that, but I would ask SEC or one of the moderators. I know something happens with the urine if its out too long, but I'm not in that field and couldn't give you specifics. I would ask around here and see if you can get an answer. I remember seeing a post about someone having a sample in the fridge for a week and getting busted for it. Look into it before moving forward, you may have to make some changes.

Good luck!

 

whitelightning

This works so easy, no reason to worry or get alarmed, I never practiced once and got it right on my first try:

Got a cleam sample from a buddy the night before and kept it in the fride over night. Boiled a cup of water in the microwave and then dropped the 2 ounce sample hand sanitizer bottle in the water for two minutes. Took the 2 ounce bottle out of the water, put it right below my nut sack, and then proceeded to put on 3 pairs of tidy whities. I went to Quest Diagnostics, where I had wait over an hour, and then was called in the back to take the test. I was handed a cup with a temp strip on the side, I was told to wash my hands, empty my pockets, and then was escorted to a bathroom. I locked the door, got out my clean sample, and poured it in the cup, the temperature registered at 95 degrees and I was on my way.

From the time I left my house until the time that I took the test, 2 hours had passed and the temperature still registerd at 95 degrees. It's an easy process that works wonders, thanks for this thread for helping me to pass the test......AWESOME!!!!!!


Peace on the Streets.

nextlevel

Hi guys,
Great Forum. I just had a question about the substitution. I had abstained for about 4 weeks and I took a cleansing drink just in case and I was testing negative on the test strips that I just bought off of Ebay. However, a couple of weeks later I got a call from the nurse saying that I needed to give another TWO samples because there may have been something suspicious in my sample I'm guessing. This is for life insurance and I had saved a clean sample from when I thought I was clean, however, now I'm thinking of substituting with a clean sample from my friend. Can they tell if I give someone else's urine that its not mine if I had already submitted an original sample over a month ago?
I'm not really worried about temperature or anything becuase the first time I gave a sample she made me pour it into little test tubes with preservatives in it to be sent to kentucky I believe and I'm from Toronto. Also, the nurse said that instead of coming twice that I could save one sample from the night before and just leave it at room temperature. Any suggestions on whether I should use my "clean" sample or use my friends clean sample? I'm really only worried about if i use my friends and it comes back that it wasn't my urine. Thanks

Whatthe

Its the night before.... I have practiced with a 2 oz. shampoo bottle filled with water... Left it in the va jay jay for a while... Walked around... sat with it, pee'd with it in... Took it out... Checked the temp... Pulled it out before it beeped once it got to 95 deg.... popped it open (it is in a condom) with a tiny needle. Opened the bottle and poured it out !


I feel MUCH better about tomorrow now! I love this site!

Plan B.... I am still gonna flush in case they watch ( I practiced peeing with it in... Ladies.... TAKE YOUR TIME!!!! The walls WILL Push it out! .

Either way , I think I'm good and can't wait to get a chicken dinner with a soda on the side!

I can FINALLY GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!

Failure is NOT an OPTION......Positive things go to positive thinkers.... I am keeping the faith!!!

Whatthe

OMG!!!! I did it! I used one of my girl friends pee to do it & heres How I did it:

Soooooo..... After practicing for 2 days with a 2 oz. & 3oz. bottle I figured out what worked best for me. There was NO WAY that I was going to succeed using a 3oz. container in the va jay jay. It was awkward to sit & pee with it in (in case they watched...Plan B was dilution). But with the 2 oz., it was quite easy. I really wanted to use my boobs but I am a C cup and could not properly stash it with just a sports bra without it showing. So I put on 1 miracle bra, 1 push up bra and 2 sports bra to give me the hideaway cleavage. It worked great! I tested the temp ( with water at home) over in over again to see how fast I could lose heat in 20, 30 & even 40 minute intervals.

I learned to heat it up in increments of 10 & 5 seconds to not over do it in case I had to use a microwave in a gas station. I brought a digital thermometer to check the temp every 10 or so minutes. I even tried it with a heat pack in my bra to see how that worked.

It really does stay warm just using the heat form your skin. So that was how I decided to do it.

I went to her job right before going and took her pee & once I got to the site, I parked someplace not to far away to check the temperature. I even used a home test in the car to make sure her stuff passed! ( I was not playing... I believed her urine was clean but you know they say... you have to see it to believe it!)

After that I went into the lab and even though I was nervous as hell cause this lady there was staring at me, I remained cool as ice on a cold winter road. There was a sign in the back that said to pay attention to the donors closely to see if they act nervous! The nerve! So I filled out the form in front of her ( careful to make sure she didn't look down my shirt and see a darn bottle cap!), and emptied my pockets & took off my coat and scarf when instructed and she let me go into the bathroom.

I locked the door, immediately unbuckled my pants & pulled out the piss. I started to pee in the toilet & then I stopped for a second to simulate peeing in the cup. After that I cleaned up & handed her the cup. In the car it read 95.2 deg.. but the cup only said 90 deg.... I gave it to her QUICK FAST!!!!!

I even save some of the pee and put it back in my bra to double check the temp in the car....

She tried to make me feel nervous by saying (and after she looked at the outside of the cup) " These cups are too small & it must be hard to pee in it without splashing on the outside." (Like who really gives back the cup dripping?) So I said " Not really, I have gotten really good at this since I take these all the time!". She said o really? Why do you take them so much? I said because I am a "( can't tell yall what I am but it is some high security/ profile type stuff)"... and she goes " Ohhhh.. wow!". ( Woman you can not scare another woman on a mission!) So After that, I left & went to the car to check the temp & it read 94 deg. I was like " WHAT THE hell?" Whatever.... So that was that & I am almost certain that I am good. I say almost because I feel you can never be certain until the final result comes in from the lab.


So sorry for the long post but I wanted to give a full account for the ladies because that's what I was looking for the most since it is a lot of info about guys on here. Plus.... Where there's a will, there is a way for us perky chicks who don't have the flap to hide under!


I love this site & really would not of known how to prepare with out this site.

For all of you that don't know.... SEC is the SHIZZZNIT!!!!! ( That's only moderator that I really talked to a lot.... You other guys/gals are dope too!!!)


I'll come back and add the final results on here & repost it in the results thread.

I can actually sleep thanks to yall!


2008 is Great! Positive things come to positive thinkers! True Story!!!


Oh... The reason the temp dropped was because I placed it on the cold cover on the toilet!

I know next time! And now yall do too!

 

Prong_67

Excellent.

Glad to see you did well and took the time to research & practice

titan420

DRUG TEST TOMORROW (Monday 4th)

I have a $450 a month truck payment, unemployed, dwindeling bank account. I got a job offer for a decent job. They are testing tomorrow (monday) and I smoked a fat hydro joint (1g) on friday (between me an someone else). I took a home test just for shits and grins on satruday.... DIIIIIRTY. I have one more test for tomorrow morning.

Now, I am not sure if it is UA. They said "drug analysis." I hope its a UA. So, in that respect I am freaking out.


I have a bottle of quick fix 4.0, two pairs of boxer briefs and hand warmers. Now for my next freak out, that bottle only has about 2 ozs. I hope they dont ask for more. Ive been practicing. But still freaking out. I really need this job.


Ill post the testing session experience tomorrow. The results will follow that one of course.


UPDATE********TEST TAKEN

I went to fill out all my papaerwork then I was given the drug testing form. I stopped by my house, which was on the way, to check the temp. It was OFF THE CHARTS!!! I took the warmer off and put it right next to my scrizote (quickfix on the other side of said scrizote). Before I stopped at the center, I made another stop at a fastfood joint to check the temp, it was at 98. I then went in the testing office, which was a dr's office of some sort. They instructed me to wash my hands. Which I did. They instructed me to empty my pockets, which I did. They then pointed me towards a single bathroom and fill the cup to a certain point, WHICH WAS LESS THAN THE AMOUT IN THE QUICKFIX BOTTLE! I HAD SOME TO SPARE!!! The faucets were taped up and the toilet water was dyed blue right in front of me. They then let me go in and do my business. I put the QuickFix in the cup and peed in the toilet (I made the pee stream sound like if I was having shy bladder issues "tinkle-tinkle....tinkle"). I handed it to the collector lady (it measured at 93 degs as the cool cup lowered the temp), initialed the seals (which indicated it was to be shipped to Quest) and was on my merry way. I was like, "that was too easy."

FYI, I also used a product known as Wellements as a back up plan. My pee came out clearish, but I believe that was due to me not starting the product soon enough.


Results to follow............ which I'm sure will be negative

titan420

************RESULTS IN**************

I PASSED WITH QUICKFIX 4.0!!!! New job with a company provided laptop!!! WHOOOO HOOOOO!!!! THANK YOU GOD FOR CREATING QUICKFIX!!!

Prong_67

Excellent

Thanks for posting your experience & results

It will definatly help those who come to the site in the future

__________________


Good Luck To All

matt2364

PROUD NEW MEMBER OF THE SUBCLUB!!!

Just got back from my drug test!!! First time subbing. Here is how it went down:

I arrived at the testing center (labcorp) and checked the temperature of my sample, it had been between my thighs for hours. It only read 93...I decided to go to Meijer and get some hand warmers. I broke open two of them and after 15 minutes where kinda warm.I threw two of them in my second of three pairs of underwear and measured after ten minutes. After ten minutes it was 95.8 degrees. I got out of the car and went inside. While inside the heaters really started to kick into gear, I was burning up. I went in was instructed to wash my hands, and take off my coat. I then signed some paperwork and he gave me a bottle and shut me in the bathroom (do not flush the toilet)! I filled the cup with my bottle I had hidden in my crotch and then proceeded to pee in the toilet a little bit. When I was done peeing I looked at the temperature strip and there was a big black dot for each of the degrees between 90 and 100. I immediately panicked, I thought the black dots meant it was that temperature, so I thought it was over 100. I put the container ontop of the toilet and started swirling/blowing on my sample. Slowly the temperature started to read and I realized that black dots are permanent. Temperature read to the sixth dot 96 and I left the bathroom and handed him my sample. That was it...easy as pie! People will have to do some more testing but the hand warmers worked great for me. I just stuck them in and did not have to worry about keeping my legs tight on the bottle to keep it warm or anything. Came out at 96!

Guy did not even ask me to empty my pockets or anything!


P.S. Everything was really easy, just worred about the temperature. It was around 5F degrees out so it was hard to keep sample up to temp. Not sure if there was anything I could do except use hand warmers.

THANK YOU EVERYONE for your help and guidance along the way! I don't think I would have had the courage to sub, if I did not know everything about the procedure at the testing centers!