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Took a pre-employment physical myself last week I wanted to sub but didn't know about the hernia part so I also diluted with only 5 days clean. I told them I really had to go and could we do that portion of the test first. well they did the vision hearing blood all before letting me pee finally let me do the urine test and i subbed some synthetic and hid the empty in my pant leg went back into the exam room and finished the physical with the doc they never checked for a hernia but i was ready to ditch the sub bottle I was crotching if needed. i wore a pair of insulated pants that i could put the bottle in betwwen the insulation and the denim material and the bottle could fall all the way down to the cuff. Everything went well and of course i passed start new job in 2 wks

 

Prong_67

Excellent

Good Job

Another victory for US

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Good Luck To All

SmokingBelle

New job, blew their socks off in the interview and negotiated my way to a nearly 50% pay increase. I'm used to the hiring process being rather drawn out, with multiple interviews...well they called me with the offer an hour after the interview ended. They made NO mention of a drug screen at any time, the only way I knew this was done while filling out the new hire paperwork prior to startin was through personal contacts in the company.

As a chronic user for pain control, I knew there was zero chance of me testing clean. Additionally, I don't care for my future employer to be aware of the various prescription medications I take for pain. I HAD to pass this tast. My little (non-smoking) sister, knowing my experience in this field, recommended me for the position at her company, HR rep is her housemate who DOESN'T partake in any form of marijuana and is rather anti-drug, and testing is the instant type done in-house by sister's housemate. Of course, sister's housemate doesn't know about my smoking or meds.

Ordered some QuickFix based on threads here, and paid for overnight shipping. I microwaved the sample for 8 seconds and slipped it between several pairs of specially purchased granny panties (ugh). The commute is about 45 minutes. I checked the sample's temperature prior to entering the office, and it was 98...perfect.

I arrived in business attire, cool as a cucumber, knowing how well this stuff has worked for other members. Sister's housemate told me to set my stuff in my new office and head over to the 2 stall women's bathroom with a cup. She told me she'd meet me outside. There were no instructions given to not flush, she didn't check pockets, water was on in the bathroom and the toilet water was clear. So I played it like the regular bathroom experience she was presenting it as. Poured my sample in, it came to above a line on the cup about halfway up, peed into the toilet, flushed, replaced empty bottle, washed quickly, and handed off the 96 degree sample. She went into the bathroom and tested it. She came back out 2 minutes later and had me sign a sheet that had all the *negative* 5 panel test results. Woohoo!

I sincerely thank all of you for sharing your experiences...failure was not an option here.

epaul906

Thanks N2 I've done that before back in 1991 and they looked funny when they checked temp I think it was high cause put the condom on the defrost of my truck

CHARO

ok i use frozen urine and this is to sec or anyone out there who has experience with this... does microwaving your frozen pee for couple of sec. damage its contents? my testing site is labcorp. appreciate all your responses.

 

boomba

hello!

I also am about to test...I just got a job offer that I cannot pass up. I freaked out at first because I've never had a problem with this before (I was always clean when I needed to drop in the past)

after that initial freak out, I started reading the dilution thread and went and got some supplies and such, but I was still freaking out (not smoking will do that!!)

then I started reading this thread and knew it was the way to go. I have several friends that don't partake, but are friendly to the cause.

I searched around for a bit and found a 2oz glue bottle and was overjoyed....until I started testing and found that it leaks like a sieve. so much for dollar store glue!!

upon further inspection, I found a trial size bottle for contact solution. also 2oz, and it doesn't leak a BIT!

laughably, I don't own any tighty whities, so I'll be off to the store tomorrow to become a fashion plate.

I'll post results when I get them. I can guarantee that I'll be using my bubbler when I post that....

oh, and before I go...thank you SO much to N2 for beginning these threads and EVERYBODY on this board that has shared their experiences. you have given me the confidence to do the RIGHT thing, and that is stick it to the man. we CAN have our cake and eat it, too!

CHARO

hey ghotta thank you for recommending the trial size bottle of contact solution. ive been looking for something that didnt have a removable cap, diddnt spill and diddnt have anything that would still have possible residue in it. great idea!!! please let us know how it goes.

boomba

I've read elsewhere in this thread (forget which page....I've read most of em) that you SHOULD NOT microwave the sample. immerse it in hot water to bring it up to temp.

BTW, just went to get the rest of my supplies. hand warmers, a thermometer (for the practicing of course), tighty whities, and best of all...my sample!!

(I'd like to thank the universe for my donor.)

got a four pack of the hand warmers and I have an extra saline solution bottle so I'm going to do some test runs tonight to see the timing/etc of this whole exercise. because as N2 said to kick this off:

I cannot over emphasize the importance of PRACTICE, PRACTICE, and PRACTICE!!!

I am NOT going to let them win. no epic fail here, only MASSIVE WIN!

I'll post after I do this thing tomorrow. wish me luck y'all!!!!1

MRKN

Hi, just posting because I wanted to let everyone know how much this site has helped. It has been 2 full days since I took the test and I haven't heard anything, so I'm assuming I passed. I bought a kit from a local head shop which had a belt w/ a pre-filled bag of urine in it and a temp strip. I have a lot of hand-warmers lying around so I practiced a few nights in advance and got the hang of how long it took to come to temp.

Well I went in and the nurse was very nice, was asking me about when my spring break was and was joking that she should go out to the bars during finals week because then no students would be out there. Nevertheless I was nervous as hell and knocked over a basket of hand-wipes after coming out, only to exclaim "shit!" she laughed. I had a feeling the CIA was watching my every move as I was signing and dating the papers. My hand felt so weak and trembly. The ink barely went through to the 5th carbon copy. But I think I registered ~93 when she saw it, the temp strip read ~98 when I took it out to fake piss. I left some piss on the toilet as well.

So hopefully I get the internship this summer. $22/hour!! I will not be smoking anyways over the summer, much less in the next two weeks as finals are coming up (last quarter I stopped for the last month and got a 4.0.. in EE). Just turned out bad timing for when they were asking me to do it.. between midterms and finals I smoked a lot and didn't feel confident about passing w/ dilution. I can't really say it's a bad thing that they check for drug use, because with some research and a hell of a lot of worrying it turned out to be easy to bypass. Maybe it's just a test of intelligence.

boomba

the deed, my friends, is DONE.

I feel like I'm going to vomit. lol.


just PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE. the one thing I recommend to FOCUS on is getting the sample up to temp and concealing it as you desire, then TEST to see what the temp is after periods of time. this will help you COVER YOUR ASS in case something goes south. HAVE A BACKUP PLAN OR KNOW WHAT TO DO IF THIS HAPPENS.

luckily mine went smooth, but my handwriting looked like an 80 year old's....I said I was drinking energy drinks all morning, so the guy just laughed it off.

but guys, this CAN be done. we live in scary times where we have to live our secret lives....but we can be real together. I'll feed these fuckers as much BS as they can stomach....as long as they leave me the fuck ALONE. hopefully someday this will be something we can all laugh about. when we're in charge

thanks again to ALL the posters in this thread that have shared their experiences. you helped another person through this unneeded stress. this bowl is for YOU!!!