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Eric420

I know that but isn't the point of putting the bottle near your crotch is to keep the urine at temperature lvl? I don't see why the therometer.. Lol

 

FXjohn

so you don't have to wonder. you wouldn't want to fail on account of low or high temp would you?
actually you can get these neat little color coded temp strip things if you buy a bottle of quick fix which is how some drug tests measure temp.
i also bought some spares when i bought some drug test strips.
a good thing to do is use a hand warmer on the bottle strapped on with a rubber band, or get the urine really hot using the defrost on the way there.
measure with thermometer right before crotching.

Bhikku

To recap a separate thread, I am up for a preemployment drug test which I cannot, under any circumstances, fail. (People's reputations other than my own will be irrevocably damaged.)

So I asked my relative who has the connections that got me the interview about when I might be hired (aka tested), and he said that if they like me, they will probably hire me before I graduate. That means instead of having a few weeks to try and clean up and home test before May 11 (my grad date), I have a matter of days.

I consulted with my cousin (who is admittedly a bit of an outlaw--but who isn't?) and she swore up and down about subbing -- she has even used it in probation testing, which is observed. I'm taking her with me today to go pick out some fake pee from the local headshop.

In the meantime, I've been testing with hot water, a 3 oz. clean travel bottle from Walmart, and an 8 second digital thermometer. I figured out quickly that my *ahem* feminine endowments are large enough to where I can comfortably fit the bottle beneath one breast in a sports bra and keep it at a consistent temperature as well as completely hiding it, even in a more form-fitted shirt. (Thank GOD for titties!)

Here are my stats for this morning's test run. I have to keep my sample pretty warm from the get-go, because if they use the drug testing center I think they're going to use, it's about a twenty minute ride under the best of circumstances:

9:23AM - 109.0+
9:26 - 106.0
9:29 - 103.8
9:33 - 102.6
9:37 - 101.2
9:40 - 100.2
9:47 - 99.1
9:51 - 98.1
9:56 - 97.9
10:06 - 97.7
10:13 - 97.2
10:21 - 97.5
10:25 - 97.3

I am feeling MUCH more confident about the substitution process, having read through this thread and seen so many positive results.

I feel like Secret Agent Titty walking around with a 3 oz. bottle under my boob though, lmao....

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Eric420

I still don't see why I need to use a thermometer, seeing as the bottle will be at my crotch 2hours b4 the drugtest lmao.

FXjohn

well how do you know long it takes to get it up to temp and if it even does?
you don't without a thermometer or temp strip.
why risk it when you can outsmart it.

 

Eric420

They said it gets the right temperature after 15-20minutes, the bottle will be in my crotch for 2-3hours lmao. I got to leave at 8 in the morning and my drug test is at 1030.

420daily

I've got a sample that someone provided for me but its been sitting at room temperature for about 2 weeks. Can i still use it?

Bhikku

420daily: From what I've read on subbing, I wouldn't risk it bud. Can't you get another sample?

420daily

well lets hope i can get another sample. i was supposed to have some ordered online but it hasnt shown up yet

Digs

Hello, this is my first post and I just wanted to use it to say thank you to N2 and describe my successful experience with his method.

Had a pre-employment drug screening test today 3/31/08 and obtained a clean sample from a friend 2 hours before the test. I filled his urine into and empty pill container that I washed out with alcohol and placed it into the described location for men. Checked the temperature of the sample in the parking lot before entering and it read 96 degrees. Went into the Concentra facility, filled out the paper work, and finally was admitted into the testing room. My pockets were emptied into a container that was locked in my room for the duration of the test. I filled the cup to the required level and the test strip on the side confirmed the sample was at the correct temperature of 96, then I placed the empty bottle back where it came from. I voided a bit into the toilet (because I was told not to flush i figured it would seem strange if no urine was left behind) and left the room with my sample. It was divided into two different containers and packaged to be sent to a lab through DHL. Although I have not heard the results yet, although I know they will be negative because the person who's urine I used has never smoked before.

Thank you again N2, and I wish the best of luck to anyone thinking of trying this method.