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chips9000

Many thanks to Marijuana.com, N2, and all the other users who have posted their drug test experiences. If it wasnt for all you guys I would have never passed my drug test. Here is my experience:

I learned at the beginning of this week that I had a labcorp NON DOT pre-employment drug test. I knew right away that my urine was never going to pass and 2 home drug tests taken in the last 2 days confirmed this. I am 22yrs old, 140lbs and a heavy smoker. I had abstained exactly 3 weeks ago from the test date. Worried I was going to fail I searched the internet for ways to beat the system and stumbled upon this web site and all its valuable information. I noticed 2 great methods of beating the test: Substitution and Dilution. Further reading gave me the confidence that substitution was the best method; many others had said that a pre-emplyoment NON DOT Labcorp drug test was un-observed and ideal for substitution and it certainly was. The lady stood outside the bathroom and said you have 4 min to do your thing. The urine has to be between 90 and 100 degrees (which can be seen with a thermometer strip on the side of the cup). dont turn on the sinks, or flush the toilet until youve handed me your urine. She didnt even have me empty my pokets or anything like that. I used the substitution method N2 and others had suggested by getting clean urine from a friend of mine and put it inside an un-lubricated condom. I filled the urine in the condom, and twisted the end as you would a bread bag and folded the end over the condom. using a small rubber band I tripled banded the condom. I bought 2 pair of tighty whitey underwear and placed the condom between my balls and anus (prob the best spot). using a digital thermometer I had tested this method several times with water and saw that the liquid always remained between 90 and 100 degrees when kept in place for more than 10 min. On the way to the test I placed the condom in hot water to keep the temperature up. at the test site I placed the condom in its rightful place (which isnt really that uncomfortable) and proceeded to take my test. within 15 min. all was done.

WARNING!!: be sure to keep your urine above on the high end of 90 degrees, when I placed mine in the collection cup, it was exactly 90 and the lady hesitated to take it, but gave in with a little sweet talking. lol.

Now I only have to hear the results. which i will post at a later time. Thanks again to all, this forum was a life saver. I hope my post can help someone else that is in the same pickle.


~Chips

 

hereigo

Lew Scannon it worked,
I would recommend QF4 to everyone reading this.

I would also like to thank Lew Scannon, Sec, and N2 for the priceless information this forum has provided me. Not only did I sucessfully Sub, but in the past also sucessfully diluted due to the methods posted.

Id like to give some advice on temps, go with the Bigger heat pads.
small ones are good too but the bigger ones last longer.

and the saying is true, practice makes perfect!

lew scannon

Way to go, hereigo!
Congrats to you on passing with the QF and welcome to the Sub Club.

MonarchX

So pretty much if QuickFix sample was accepted (right temp) then there is almost no chance you will fail the test?

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knaorea

Hello everyone

I took a really good job in texas (i'm from PA)...the problem is..I know I need to substitute, however, I'm not sure how to take the clean sample on the plane..how good is the urine unrefrigerated...for how long...any suggestons? please help...i know for sure that i'm not going to be able to get clean by then...i've been smoking on ave 3-4 l's a day for the last 4 years...around 5-8 l's a day on the weekends...so i feel like it's either i sub or i fail..any help wil be greatly appreciated!

 

Wickedclownz26

I have a drug test today at 2:30 I have some of my buddys clean urine. But its older than 8 hours.
way older.

Now if i am only getting a simple strip dip test will using this urine make me fail.
If so i need to get different urine.

Please let me know as quick as possible.
Thanks guys!

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Sec

The urine you have should be fine for a dip test.

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ganjababe420

Hey guys,

I'm a chronic everyday smoker (18 yrs, 5'6'' 150lbs, female) and the last time I smoked was Thursday after I found out that the job for which I have an interview tomorrow requires drug testing. So I'll probably have to take the urine drug test sometime this week. Obviously, I won't be able to pass with my own urine even if I dilute. I was considering detox but nothing is 100% sure and I heard some places test for detox or something so I'd rather just be safe with substitution.

There is an additional problem because if I don't get the job, my mom will know that I failed the drug test because she's the one who got me this interview. If I fail, I'm fucked. She'll kill me. It is imperative that I pass.

Substitution is my only option. It was hard for me to find someone clean because everyone I know smokes weed but luckily my friend's sister hasn't smoked since February and has offered me her urine.

I originally (as a female) wanted to try to store the urine in either a bottle or a condom in my vagina (super warm environment!). I bought a 3 oz. bottle but it's really difficult to get in/super uncomfortable so I also bought unlubricated condoms. The problem is I can't really get a liquid filled condom inside because it's not rigid enough (it's no penis afterall).

I was wondering if any females had any suggestions or if I should just store the condom in the general vacinity but not inside?

Also, if I'm not going to be storing it inside is a bottle better than a condom?

beavis_mcgraw

find the tighest panties you have and stuff that bad boy in there.
the condom will be more comfortable than the bottle, the undies should hold it up there. But when you undo the condom and let the urine out , the heat will disipate quicker in a small stream than dumping all at one time. Try to get nail clippers in there or use a softtwist tie and tie it up. just remember, like any plastic the rip can start small and get bigger depending on the tear.
and the more u smuggle in, you will have to smuggle out.