BigKChandler

Possibly anyways.

Well I came here once before when I had a drug test and I quit smoking for 30 days exatcly and passed the drug test. This time it is much different though, this time I didn't stop smoking. I have a friends that is 1 month younger then me, same race, takes no mdicine, doesn't do any drugs so I would say he is the perfect donor for me!

So anyways, I got some non-lubricated condoms and I am going to try the subsitution method provided by this forum but I am still worried. Last time I went to take the drug test I had to wait for an hour to two hours, I can't really remember the exact time. So I am worried aout the tempature of the piss I will have being accurate. So I have a few questions...

1) I am going to use a water bottle to hold the piss - Should I be worried about any excess water in the bottle? ( A few drops)

2) Excess water in the condom after I rinse it, and how many times should I rinse it?

3) Most importantly the tempature - Should I heat the urine before I go, or is keeping it under my nuts for three hours prior to my drug test good enough?

4) Can I bite a tiny piece of the condom off so I can actually make it look like I am pissing, or shoul I poke it with something like a needle or thumb tack?

Additional Information:
I won't have to take a drug test until monday, so I have time to plan and shit.

Basically it's my first time doing this so I am worried, and need some advice from someone who has done it before. Also those who are curious I got fired from walmart for no call no shows, I didn't go for like 5 days, then they still let me come to work, then I did the same thing again and I never went back so they fired me. I know stupid, but I got my license shortly after I started working there and decided that staying out with my friends and going to parties everynight was more important then my work, but now I don't live with my father anymore and I actually have bills to pay so hopefully I'll learn from my mistake. I have to go tonight to talk to one of my old managers, I don't know if it is a interview, or if he just wants to kno why I did what I did last time I worked there. Hopefully it will all go well.