BigKChandler

Possibly anyways.

Well I came here once before when I had a drug test and I quit smoking for 30 days exatcly and passed the drug test. This time it is much different though, this time I didn't stop smoking. I have a friends that is 1 month younger then me, same race, takes no mdicine, doesn't do any drugs so I would say he is the perfect donor for me!

So anyways, I got some non-lubricated condoms and I am going to try the subsitution method provided by this forum but I am still worried. Last time I went to take the drug test I had to wait for an hour to two hours, I can't really remember the exact time. So I am worried aout the tempature of the piss I will have being accurate. So I have a few questions...

1) I am going to use a water bottle to hold the piss - Should I be worried about any excess water in the bottle? ( A few drops)

2) Excess water in the condom after I rinse it, and how many times should I rinse it?

3) Most importantly the tempature - Should I heat the urine before I go, or is keeping it under my nuts for three hours prior to my drug test good enough?

4) Can I bite a tiny piece of the condom off so I can actually make it look like I am pissing, or shoul I poke it with something like a needle or thumb tack?

Additional Information:
I won't have to take a drug test until monday, so I have time to plan and shit.

Basically it's my first time doing this so I am worried, and need some advice from someone who has done it before. Also those who are curious I got fired from walmart for no call no shows, I didn't go for like 5 days, then they still let me come to work, then I did the same thing again and I never went back so they fired me. I know stupid, but I got my license shortly after I started working there and decided that staying out with my friends and going to parties everynight was more important then my work, but now I don't live with my father anymore and I actually have bills to pay so hopefully I'll learn from my mistake. I have to go tonight to talk to one of my old managers, I don't know if it is a interview, or if he just wants to kno why I did what I did last time I worked there. Hopefully it will all go well.

 

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Well, you should try to convey how much you have matured since you last worked there. Hopefully he will believe you.

You have all weekend to practice your proposed technique. You can practice with a condom filled with water to find out if your nuts can maintain the temp or not.

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BigKChandler

Well I don't have a thermometer but I am going to try to get my dads girlfriend to buy me one.

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knotme66

I have heard and read and from my own experience that small 2 oz travels bottles does great for stashing a sample between two pair of whitie tighties in the groin area. I also personally think it would have more controlling factors then a flimsy condom. Fresh urine is good for approx 8 hours at room temp and in the fridge for approx 5 days. If you don't know when your test will be, just freeze it until you need it....it's good that way for up to a year or year and a half. I used frozen samples many times before and they always passed a lab test if frozen right.

BigKChandler

Well I wear broxer briefs so I am just going to wear two pairs of them and a pair of basketball shorts with a string on it so i can tie the condom the string cause it works perfect. I'm just worried about the tempature and fucking up the sample. Would it be harder to use a condom and pass or a travel size bottle? Last time I went they let me close the door and shit, but my dad said they didn't let him close it but I don't know if he asked or not. Plus they listen for the sound of you pissing in the toilet and shit.

 

Hookahs

I've done 2 tests pretty recently (not Wal-Mart). I've never used the condom method, but the 2 oz. bottle worked great for me. I heated my sample (synthetic) before and just maintained the temp throught the day ( it did get a little warmer). From my experiences they don't listen for you to piss, they're usually probably busy doing some paperwork or whatever. I've never had them watch or have the door open for a regular pre-employment test. The main thng they will care about is the temp. So just be sure that it's good to go. Good luck.

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knotme66

I personally think the condom would be harder to control, versus a stable bottle. Different testing environments require different ways. If the bathroom has a sink and/or several stalls, the tester might stand inside bathroom and outside stall just to ensure no one else enters during test and/or you don't use sink water to dilute sample. That is consider a monitor test....not observed. As far as the temp thing....heat sample up in microwave for ONLY 10 seconds before stashing in right place. You can add a small hand warmer next to bottle as well to help maintain temp, which is harder to do with a condom. And if you think they may listen, then just pee in toilet while you are doing the deed of pouring the sample into the cup. If you are male, then just sit and pee for once while you do the pouring . Practicing with water can make it go perfect. You will find it too easy afterwards, especially since you will have about 4 minutes to give a sample.

RavenX

have you thought about going the quickfix route? I've done it and have passed my drug test with no problems.

BigKChandler

I don't do drinks, lol I don't trust them honestly. Will keeping it up close to my body keep it warm enough with 2 pairs of boxer briefs? And I plan to heat it before I leave the house and then put it down there. And last time I went they didn't watch... I'll justmake sure I ask if I can close the door or not. Man i'm so worried. lol

Also ONE MORE QUESTION IF I HEAT IT BEFORE I LEAVE THE HOUSE SHOULD IT MAINTAIN THE TEMPATURE GOOD ENOUGH TO LAST 3 HOURS? And if the piss gets heated too hot will it go bad faster or it doesn't really matter? Im gonna use aheating pad to heat it

RavenX

quickfix is not a drink, its synthetic urine.