Funky999

Let me start off by saying I have smoked atleast 2 bowls a day (on days I work about 6 on days I have off) of medium-good quality weed for 8 and a half months straight. I am 5'9, 145lbs. Fast Metobolism.
I just received news today that I passed my drug test. I was notified on Jan 2nd that I would be getting promoted to assistant manager and that I should stop smoking pot ASAP. I stopped smoking that day of course. A week later on Jan 9th I took an at home marijuana test, I took it on one of my last pisses of the day, it was a faint line. So I was feeling pretty good. Then On Jan 15th I had my interview for the job. I found out on 19th I had the job. I had two days to get my drug test. That Night I bought a at home test, I had only 2 voids prior to taking this test and hadn't drank barely anything all day. I got a very very very faint line. Needless to say, I was freaking the f*ck out. I went out immediately and bought 3 more at home test. I drank alot of water that night and 3 voids later I took my second test, which gave me a dark line. That made me feel much better. So I still had two drug tests left. The next morning I used my drug test on the first void of the day, it was a very faint line. I started that morning diluting I drank 48oz's of water took creatine that morning (and I had taken on the nigh before) and took a vitamin B. The place I was to be drug tested at only does tests between 10:30 and 2:00pm (Labcorp). So at around 11:30 after 5 voids, I went out to my car during a cig break. I did a cup urine test in my car and got a solid red line. I knew I had to go. So I ran back inside with my paper, told my manager I was going for my drug test. When I got there I went straight through, i hadnt completely finished my void that I used for the test in my car so i used my 6th void of the day on my Labcorp test and found out. Today, Jan 26th that I passed and now have a 38,000 Job.

I previously had a drug test last year in March for my previous promotion, I had only smoked a couple times before this maybe three? I waited three weeks and checked my self using an at home test, diluted a little bit before hand but I knew I really didnt need to and sure engouh I passed.

I have also seem to find a correlation that the more pot I smoke the more money, I make its just trying to cheat your way around urine tests that suck. I went from $7.44 last year being a shift to 11.44 after starting to heavily smoke pot and then 38,000 salary after being a very heavy pot smoker.

I just wanted to post a success story. For all of you out there worried. It will be alright, I smoked after taking my test and thought about it. Whether you pass or fail, you will live. If I had failed it could have been the best thing that ever happened to me.