genesis

Hi everyone! I've been a lurker for quite some time now and there are a couple of questions I haven't found a lot of answers to..

So, I have a pending pre-employment physical/drug test. From reading the boards I know a substitution would be best. I have found only one post that reports having failed a drug test with substitution. Has anyone ever had synthetic pee tested for other things and had it come back as not human? I'm not sure what all they'll be looking for since it's a physical, too.

Also, I think I would like to try inserting the material vaginally because the physical part makes me nervous. That would make all the handwarmer jazz unnecessary, right? Wouldn't it just stay the exact right temperature?

As for the physical part, since I'm female there should be nothing that would require the doc to explore my netherregions would there? Have any females had a pelvic exam done during one of these? If they want to I guess I could just say that I'm on my period..It's a hospital job where the testing will be onsite if that helps anything

Anyway, any insight from people who have gone through this would be appreciated. God am I sick of thinking about pee!