greengrown713

This board was a hell of a lot of help. Taught me how to do it and gave me confidence. Figured I'd post "my story," give back a little and hopefully ease some else's nerves. If you're a first time subber this story is for you. Not anything unusual or unique, and that's the point. Hopefully this helps someone.

Backgroung

I had a week to prepare. Ordered the urinator and prepared to sub. Read tons of info on procedures of UA, pre-employment, success stories (for confidence), try and learn as much as possible.

The day before I realize there will be a physical and freak out. Buy qcarbo32, water load...take aspirin. Try and prepare my piss for test...I'm freaking out more than ever...will they find the urinator?

I continue to practice with urinator strapped inside my upper left thigh....tube facing up and out (in realtion to my body). Used a roll of that first aid wrap that sticks to itself and Dr. Johns Famous Pee Pee.

Day of Test

Decided to just use the urinator anyway and hope the physical doesn't messs it up. I paid for it! Wake up drink Q-carbo (nasy) just in cast and start drinking water. Mix piss and load betteries in urinator. 6AM.

Drive down to the town it is in and fill out paper work and stuff. 8 AM

Head over to medical center stopping in McDonalds to strap urinator to upper left leg. It has never felt bigger. Kind of pump myself up to try and kill the nerves and tell myself I don't care if I'm caught anyway (even though I do).

Taking the Test

Sit down inside with book and wait to be called (hands kind of shaking while I hold my damn book...I'm such a pussy). Get called back and thank god the urine test is first. 9:30 AM.

No pat down! Nice private room! This is how it will be for you too! Don't worry about anything different...this is what happens at ALL pre-employment UA's. Go inside and fill up the cup, come out and give it to her. Despite practice I still got a little on the cup and toilet seat but nothing to bad. Temp is right! Urinator works! Bad ass! Now I just have to get out of there.

Surprise!

"Please swab this inside your cheek." Ahh! Cheeck swab. I didn't research anything on that, is this the end of me? I swab and move on the the physical room.

Physical

Included eye test, blood pressure, pulse, lots of questions (past injuries/surgeries), and the doctor hearing my heart. That's it! No hernea check, no getting naked, the urinator is still safely hidden. The doctor looks of over paper work and says "allright, heart, eyes, UA....all look good. I think you can go."

Leaving

Peace! Get out of there glad to have not been caught and it seems the urine was good. Worried about the mouth swab. Come home and read it should be good provided I didn't smoke in the last couple days which I hadn't....I also smoke cigs. Everything seems good!

Take aways for first time subbers doing pre-employment tests

You will not be patted down! Even with physcial you can do this, wear long pants with some slack.

You will be in a nice private room, no observing. Stay calm and use the machine the right way. Don't spill too much.

Quite smoking 3-4 days ahead of time! There might be a mouth swab and there is no easy way to fake that. Brush teeth good, chew mints, prepare for this in case it comes. Don't let a stupid surprise saliva test bring you down!

While it's natural for you to be crazy nervous and not know what to expect...trust that similar circustances I described IS what will happen. You can do this...and you can do it EASILY!

A few last tips on the urinator

I recommend using this. You can do whatever you want since this is expensive but it WORKS. If you really want peace of mind, just buy it.

Use a LOT of self adheasive wrap and put it tightly to a pair of briefs in your upper left thigh with tube pointing out and too the left. Put tube under a row of wrap so it doesn't stick out but is easily accessable. Put pair of regular boxers over that...then where long pants with some wiggle room to work with. Dress nice. Make sure to pull pants ALL the way down so that any dripping and stuff does not get on your outer clothes.

Do not tighten the damn stopper too much, just regular so you don't have trouble getting it off.

When you take stopper off, pinch the hell out of the tube at a high point, so as to minimize flow while your getting cup in position. Do this over the toilet so you don't make a mess. Put stopper in your mouth or on the top of toilet...don't lose track of it!

Let it flow out in the cup, as the flow slows, start to squeeze legs together to get it all out. Make sure you get over the line, ONLY after you have enough in the cup do you let any go into toilet for effect. You can do this with real piss if you run out, you don't want real piss in the cup if you run out.

Remember to put the stopper back on, put tube back under wrap, pull pants up, tighten top on sample, don't flush, walk out, sign and leave.

It's that easy

There won't be any surprises! Just find a way to deal with the nerves, read a ton of info to help confidense, practice like crazy with urinator (or you system) and pass the test. I was worried and had only stories and info on this site (mainly) and the urinator to help. I did great and so will you. GL