Uncle Billy

Smoked a blunt and a joint with a buddy, and took one huge bong hit all yesterday June 5th. I last smoked on May 10th which was three bong hits. I'm 210, 5'6" and metabolism is average.

How long before I'm clean...because I'm subject to Random. I know, I'm a dumbass.

Webdox

I think you should buy a THC test and find out yourself with your first pee of the morning. People will offer you guesses here but they are just that, guesses. I wouldn't want to risk my job/livelihood/freedom on the guesses of random internet strangers.

Uncle Billy

Here's to hoping my number doesn't come up today...the joys of random drug testing...

Researcher

*For all we know this above-cited quote is from a random internet stranger who does not want you to benefit from the knowledge available here no?

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Researcher

Hey, it's just a daym plant!

Mushroom Man

Uhh look around these forums. Webdox gives good accurate information. He was referring to the kids who spit out false information with nothing to back it up or the people who are just like. "Well you SHOULD pass it.",etc.

I second Webdox's post, go grab some test strips and see how it goes.

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Webdox

Unless wonder twin powers have morphed someone into a testing strip, they are only making guesses like everyone else, educated or not. Again, only imo, this is a very irresponsible practice. There are certain lines our educations and degrees don't afford us the latitude to ever cross.

Researcher

Uncle_Billy: based on the information you provided, it would seem that you smoked a grand total of about 2 grams of pot--is this about right? We can predict a confident detection window with that info.

*Some forum posters may suggest getting a home THC test kit; and this is a good idea, but rem'ber you'd just be wasting the dipsticks and money and anxiety on testing your urine that will inevitably result as positive if you don't start abstaining from pot immediately--like right now.

Uncle Billy

I would say at least two grams of mediocre pot. Whadya think?

Researcher

We calculated that you practiced about 25 days of abstinence since you last smoked again on 05-June-09. An on that date you smoked 2 g of pot (assuming 10% potency). Based on this and the information you provided in your prior post, the algorithm predicts a 32 day detection window. Rem'ber that this was based on using the "most stringent test" --by testing your first pee of the day at day #32 and of course, stopping smoking now.

*No one here is doubting the use of home THC test kits--they should be an essential component in the medicine shelf of every working stoner---however, our contention is that stoners can waste a lot of home THC test dipsticks [and $] if they are testing their own first of the day urine prior to the predicted detection window times as the result will inevitably come up positive anyway.

Webdox

No one has ever suggested people go out and buy home tests and keep testing themselves until they come up clean. Smokers have to use a little common sense when it comes to that. Most posting here are first time posters who don't have nearly enough time to clean themselves out naturally anyway and the home test is only to test their dilution methods prior to the real deal. I try and push people towards joining the sub club anyhow. That does not require abstinence nor the juggling of how much water/sports drink to consume along with how much creatine monohydrate powder is enough, when they need to start taking it for it to convert to creatinine, how much to exercise and when to stop, etc.