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Old 06-08-2009, 03:37 AM   #1
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Ok, so I have a drug test coming up for a really nice job I landed. I wasn't really expecting to get the job but I stopped smoking 2 weeks ago just to be safe, sure enough I got the offer.

I've been a at least once a day smoker for the last 2 years, physically i'm pretty overweight, 230LB and 5'10.

I've read alot online on what to do to help pass the test, I know theres noway to get the THC right out of my system cause thats just impossible. I've settled on the dilution method since it seems the safest way to go about this.

So based on what i've read on the forum this is what I plan on doing, please please please correct any problems that you may see.

Assuming my test is in 5 days.
1) Drink a gallon of water and 1-2 bottles of gatorade(for electrolytes) each day up to the test.

2) Take a creatine supplement and/or eat red meat everyday up to a day before the test.

I've also contemplated taking a multivitamin because I will be urinitaing so often.

Based on a friends advice, I purchased the "Purified Instant Acting" drink. It looks like it just has an overloaded amount of vitamins and simply makes you urinate alot. Would anyone know when I should take this? I want to do everything in my power to help me pass this using dilution as my method of choice. I was thinking of drinking it morning of the test (1-2 hours before) and then drinking more water after it since I will be urinating so often.

Thanks, I know it was a long post, but I got sick of finding people asking dumb questions and easy out methods, I wanna do this the right way.
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1) Useless, the only liquid that matters is that consumed the hours right before the test. The dilution sticky thread explains all that, stop chugging water.

2) Yes. I would go with 1 heaping tablespoon of creatine monohydrate powder (5g) 4-5 times a day for 3 days leading up to the test.

3) Purified Instant Acting drink... useless. You don't need anything else to help you pee other than the water/sports drink you will consume the hours before the test.

Or if you really want piece of mind, just buy a bottle of synthetic urine and be done with the worrying. There are hundreds of testimonies on this site that verify/guarantee it works 100% of the time as long as you hand it in between 90-100 degrees. If your test isn't going to be observed, this is always the method of choice.

I suggest really taking some time to read a couple of pages of posts here. All the info you will ever need to pass (or fail) a drug test will be contained within those posts.

Good luck and report back how it goes down.
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1) Useless, the only liquid that matters is that consumed the hours right before the test. The dilution sticky thread explains all that, stop chugging water.

2) Yes. I would go with 1 heaping tablespoon of creatine monohydrate powder (5g) 4-5 times a day for 3 days leading up to the test.

3) Purified Instant Acting drink... useless. You don't need anything else to help you pee other than the water/sports drink you will consume the hours before the test.

Or if you really want piece of mind, just buy a bottle of synthetic urine and be done with the worrying. There are hundreds of testimonies on this site that verify/guarantee it works 100% of the time as long as you hand it in between 90-100 degrees. If your test isn't going to be observed, this is always the method of choice.

I suggest really taking some time to read a couple of pages of posts here. All the info you will ever need to pass (or fail) a drug test will be contained within those posts.

Good luck and report back how it goes down.
Appreciate the information, i'll stop drinking so much water immediately.

I found out that my test is being done through Quest Diagnostics and it is the 35105N SAP 5-50 W/NIT which if I remember reading correctly is a 5 panel substance abuse test with a 50ng cutoff for THC and checking for nitrates.

I would love to just do the synthetic Urine test, I could probably use that as my first line of defense and if its not at the right temperature(thats the only thing that screws it up I think) then I could be diluted and wish for the best.

I know Quest Diagnostics is one of the most used testing centers. Is the observation of my urination based on the collecting facility I go to? It would be a huge relief if I could just get away with the synthetic stuff.

Lastly, should I take a 500mg pill of Niacin on a daily basis? I know it has some type of vitamin B in it which will color my urine 'vitamin yellow' but are there any other REAL benefits to it?
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Is this for a job? If so, what kind of job?
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Is this for a job? If so, what kind of job?

Yes, it is for a job. It is a pre-employment drug test. What exactly do you mean by what kind of job, I would rather not blurt out the name of the possible employer. The job entails computer work, more specifically software programming.
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The reason I asked was to find out if was for a job that they would observe you. Computer work ain't one of them. OK then, you won't be observed. You'll be happy you subbed once it is over. It is so, so easy and you can smoke till you are blue in the face. It's not your urine in the cup you hand off
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The reason I asked was to find out if was for a job that they would observe you. Computer work ain't one of them. OK then, you won't be observed. You'll be happy you subbed once it is over. It is so, so easy and you can smoke till you are blue in the face. It's not your urine in the cup you hand off

Once again, appreciate the information What would you suggest, it seems like the choice around here would be QuickFix 4.0. I could get real urine from a family member, they would be more than willing but the room for error there is way too big for me to screw up.

Have you used the product before, you seem quite knowledgeable so I would like some first hand experience rather than comb through the forums :P But it seems extremely simple, I just visited their website and they make it look too easy.
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2) Yes. I would go with 1 heaping tablespoon of creatine monohydrate powder (5g) 4-5 times a day for 3 days leading up to the test.
Just to clarity this, I went to my local vitamin place and picked up some creatine monohydrate in power form, the nutrition facts on the back say that 1 TEASPOON is equal to 5grams, therefore do I really need to take a tablespoon?

If I understand it correctly, I would be taking 1 heaping teaspoon(5grams) of it in a drink 4-5 times a day.

Also, If I wanted to test my quickfix could I purchase some adulterant strips and check the ph and creatine levels inside of it? Basically, I see the quickfix as foolproof if its at the right temperature and I can test to make sure it has correct levels.
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