TheHypnoToad

Alright, lemme tell you what I've been through. I just need some reassurance..

So I spent a while thinking I was gonna just get a quick saliva test. Not a problem. So I was just doin' yoga and running the week before the actual test. I didn't think it would sneak up on me so soon. I've smoked about 2 gram of dank over a period of 2 months, spread out. Before that I used to eat brownies, but only in thirds of fourths...it doesnt take much at all for me to get high. I usually use MJ to help my anxiety. I'm 5'3" and 148 pounds. My metabolism in normal. I was eating super healthy until the day before my test, when I found out I was getting the test the next morning. So I stopped exercising, starting eating fatty foods, and drinking Yogi detox teas. I drank about a gallon of water that day, and bought a home test. I took the test at about mid-day, just after I started diluting. It was negative. I had been sober for 12 days by the day of the test.

I drank a lot of water and a multivitamin before I went to sleep. I woke up at about 4 AM the next morning, and drank a ton of water, a glass of gatoraide, took 2 multivitamins, green tea, and some orange juice. I went in to the clinic at 8 AM and fuck my life x 100...it's a urine test. They also took my blood for a physical but I dunno if they test that for drugs there too. So I just kept it cool and did the test, took a midstream, gave them the minimum amount. My guess is that it is a basic 50ng/ml EMIT test, or an immunoassay. I'm not completely sure though.

That was last Friday. I got a call yesterday that they sent my results to another company called Occu-Med. The clinic lost some of my papers. I had to fax in the copies. I was suppost to know this morning...once again, they called and said the clinic lost a signature. I call again after I fax it in and they spent a half hour looking for it. I'm really upset and I just wanna know my fuckin results. I took ANOTHER home test on Saturday, FirstCheck, and it was also negative, but both tests were faint lines.

I need this job. Do I have a chance? Thank you. :]