JRob34

Ive smoked pretty regularly for the past few years. Usually about a bowl or so a day. I have a drug test on Monday morning (it is now Thursday night). I plan on buying the vale 4x and using it, along with that... Ive started flushing today, drinking tons of water, and taking a niacin pill about every 6-8 hours. Is there anyway I can pass my test, with taking all these steps and following the vale instructions on the bottle?

Thanks,

Researcher

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Given those high [no pun intended] levels of THC usage and less than optimal time for physiological clearance; you will fail a UA. Suggest you get a friend whom you know is clean or have some synth urn FEDEX'ed to you O/N and practice the sub meth. Pls peruse the Sticky post herein--it is 99.99% fool -proof.

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Hey, it's just a daym plant!

brocklanders

get past the nerves and just sub. nothins sweeter than smokin the morning of the test and knowing ur gonna pass with flying colors

Crazyinsane

I went to an independent collection facility (Concentra) and here is my story:

I went in around 4:15. They do all sorts of medical stuff (exams, get a prescription for whatever, post-accident testing, etc.) and the place was packed. I put my name in, filled out some basic information, and took a seat. I should mention that they did not ask me about any prescriptions, but I brough my inhaler just in case. I brought no other items with me besides my keys, my inhaler, and my ID holder.

I was called to the back. I put my personal items in a lockbox, and was told to show my empty pockets. There was a restroom about 5 feet away from the gal who was doing the collecting. She put the blue in the water, and sent me in.

It was a thick, wooden door, but the lock didn't work. I held 3oz of sub under my breast (wore a T-shirt and a sweater - it's been rainy and cold lately) and while I was fiddling with my pants, I pulled the sub out and filled the cup NOT QUITE to the line she drew on it for me. She said "fill half a cup." I said "one half of a cup or one half of this cup?" and she drew a line - don't ask questions like that, is my advice. Anyway, the solid door was shut, I did my thing and placed the bottle back into my bra. I opened the door, gave her my cup and she noted the temp and split the specimen and I initialed what she asked me to. The temp was fine. In fact, I had brought the thermometer with me and tested it moments before entering the facility - it beeped so I wasn't taking a chance in bringing with me. I had a pocket warmer which was warmed up and also a thermos of hot water, in case I couldn't get a temp close to my personal temperature (which I took just to see what it *should* be). I was 97.2 normally - I did test the temp of my own to be sure - and the read-out was around 96. I used a 97-cent travel bottle from Walmart. I am a C-cup and the sub could not be detected with what I was wearing.

It was not as scary as I thought. Initially I was going to hold the sub in my underwear, but it kept making a sloshing sound and I was concerned it would leak if I sat too long or crossed my legs. The bra, t-shirt, and sweater (a light cardigan) kept the sub steady enough to not make that sound.

Because she drew a line on the cup I believed I needed to provide that much - it's been nearly 3 years since I've done this and damn I was nervous. I peed VERY little into the cup and then into the toilet. I don't recommend it, but knowing I'd passed a strip test at home just before driving over, I did not think it would hurt much as I'd been clean for 22 days in preparation.

They had a funny cartoon at the wash basin and I joked with the collection person about it, then left. Between the door that separated us, and the time I was able to pour while unbuttoning and also peeing, there is no way she could hear the near-silent pour of the sub that I brought in.

I tested my sub the night before to ensure all was ok - especially the validity test. My sub was clean for THC but I wanted to be certain for anything else (ie oxy). I refrigerated, and came home early from work to warm it up to about 100. I drove 20 minutes to the location, rechecked the temp, and went in like I had no worries.

I hope the experience helps you. This was my first time subbing, but don't believe it was a nerve-wracking experience at all since I had lots of privacy once I was behind the closed door.

I may never know the results other than a hire date for the new job. Will post accordingly.

Good luck!

Shambles420

Dude, I WAS in the same boat as you a week ago. I've thought about the detox and thought about the time I have to detox and the years of marijuana use. Only way I was going to feel totally at ease is if I was to buy a bottle of fake piss. SUBSTITUTE, it worked for me. I used rockstar piss Rockstar Piss . I also read a lot here about quick fix although I've never tried it...