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| Okay so here's my senario, my parents are forcing me to pass a UA before I can get my lisence. And tonight will be my last time smoking and I need adivce to get clean before July 5 (that's when my ua is) any advice will be much appreciated! Also thought I'd add that i've smoke pretty much everyday since January about a bowl to myself and sometimes more. But I've only smoked once the pass 8 days today being the first Last edited by SweetGanja420 : 06-19-2009 at 07:41 AM. Reason: Added more |
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| Congratulations! Swee Ganja! You are now embarking on a process that most stoners are engaged in at various points throughout their Lives--namely, passing a UA on-demand. This is likely your first encounter with what we call "the process", and you will be presented with this process again and again throughout your Life--either in the form of pre-employment drug screens, court-orderd probations, medical clearances, and/or other such circumstances. So, you like to smoke pot, but the ironic thing about it is that the sticky icky actually "sticks around" in your system days/weeks after your high is long gone b/c it is lodged in the cytoplasm of yor fat cells. So, the key question is: how do you test 'clean'--or specifically, how do you test below the NIDA 50 cutoff? This question can be approached 3 ways: 1) testing clean using your natural urine; 2) testing clean using your natural Diluted urine; and 3) testing 'clean using substituted/synth urine. For purposes of simplicity in this post forum I'll just deal with testing clean using your natural urine--option #1--I have used this process with success and so have others whom I know. STOP smoking pot for a MINIMUM 15 days prior to your UA; Exercising each and every day of those 15 days for at least 30 minutes and actually sweating causes your body to churn through it's top layer of carbohydrate reserves and then to move into breaking down body fat to supply Energy--30 mins is the tipping point to make your body start to burn the thc-laden fat cells thereby decreasing the 'total' amt of thc in your system (key: stop exercising 2 days before UA to keep thc low in the urine); eat a diet rich in fiber/cereal/salads/raw veges/whole fruit to 'strip' the thc from your bloodstream, and drink water/frt juic/tomatoe juice and urinate frequently to flush out the aerobically liberated thc meatbolites, also this diet will make your stool regular and in physiological terms--a fair amount of thc is excreted via stool; and finally purchase a set of thc dipstick test kits to calibrate your own body's ability to clear thc given this diet & exercise regimen. Every stoner should have a dipstick test kit in his/her medicine cabinet to lend peace-of-mind to "the process". I have used this process with success and so have others whom I know. Finaly, I realize it is hard to stop smoking for 15 days b/c we enjoy the high so much; however, rem'ber you can get high after the UA and it''ll be 'better' b/c of the peace of mind and tolerance break OK. Pls read the stickys herein for well-described guidance on using options #2 #3.
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| thanks researcher! I will be sure to do that |
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| i can pass a urine test if i smoked 7 days before it....i Just work out alot since thc builds up in your fatty cells...I also drink quit a bit of tea the anti-oxdents help...(stop working out 3 days before your test so you dont force out anymore THC) Start drinking water 3 hours before your test...(dont drink two mutch, can be fatal, i drink about 1-2 bottled waters 3 hours before my test....NEVER GIVE THEM YOUR MORNING PISS...Give them your middle stream not the begining or end....Good luck....happy smokeing
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