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[cmoney220220]

QF 4.2???

can you explain QF, thanks. and to the girl that gave the detailed post about her 45k a year job and what not, im going to keep that in mind but im taking your advice and taking a break from the bud, the not knowing how you will test is too much stress.

[vvicked0471]

^^Quick Fix 4.2.

Just google it, there are tons of results for it. There are also newer versions.

Basically it's a synthetic urine that is clean and balanced, it is guaranteed to work. It comes with a tube and a warmer to get it to body temp, you just tape it to your leg and pour it in the container...

I know a few people who have used it.

[Sec]

Originally Posted by JDakaJustinDavid

I couldn't close the door and she stood just outta site.

I just wanted to clarify this point. Unless the (opposite sex) collection person is a State licensed medical provider, you must be allowed privacy, including a closed door. The collection facility must either isolate all water sources or provide a licensed person to monitor the opposite sex.

I'll bet you were sweating bullets while the cop had you pulled over. Great story!

[help the boy]

did you take the first test with QF, or did you dilute, and is this the first time using qf for the 2nd test, if so no worries quick fix is grate just passed using it, no worries.
the people here are all good people and will not BS you we all no the stress to well.
good luck but i worried for almost 13 full days and finly all was well.
you will be fine too.

[PanamaRed1006]

^^oh and right before the test I was pissing clear, so I took one of my multivitamins and by the time the test came I was pissing yellow!! That is the most important step because if you piss clear they cant test the pee. Vitamin B will turn your pee yellow again!!

[PanamaRed1006]

Originally Posted by Sk8inWithBuds

Im only 5'7 113 lbs. My matabalism is fkin on crack, i eat all the time lol. Just curios if anyone can give me an estament on how soon i could pass one. I drink plenty of water each day, and i sk8 (workout) AlOt.

at least 2 weeks, but with extra work I would say your clean in 3-4 days!!

[MauiCat]

Anyone know if a negative test with a "dilute specimen" at the bottom is a red flag? Does dilute mean they think I put water in it or just that I drank too much water? I only drank 32 oz of water and a cup of coffee before the test...and I certainly didn't put any water directly in it. I always drink lots of water, so I'm not sure how employers look at something that says "dilute" from what I understand some normal people who aren't even trying to trick a test get "dilute" urine simply because they drink plenty of water.

[Researcher]

Hole up a minute there girlfriend! You say you were a "frequent" user of at least 2 grams of HQ pot for three consecutive days prior to stopping for only three days be4 your UA? If I were you I'd be pissing green-tea colored urine. It is well-established that rapid lipolysis via extra aerobic exercise reduces THC levels; however, your apparant ability to shed THC-laden fat cells is anamolous notwithstanding having drank nearly a liter of water.

[coolbean]

I couldn't tell you how many grams. At least 2 bowls each of the days, I know they are not a gram each. Medium sized bowls. My piece is 5-6 inches long, so the bowl is not overly big, but we're not talking a one hitter. And I smoked 3 of the 4 days before.

If it were 1 gram/bowl i'd have smoked a quarter in those three days. i'd be pissing green too. I smoked less than an eighth total in the 3 days.

[Sec]

This has been answered many times, but even I can't find a specific thread to point out to you, so I will tell you why the two vials.

The lab will test one and put the other in storage. If the vial they tested contains a banned substance (like opium or marijuana, for example), the MRO will call you. You then must provide a medical reason for you to have opium or marijuana in your urine. If you can't provide that medical reason (such as a prescription), then the MRO will tell you that he/she must report to the employer that you are positive for that banned substance.

You then have only 72 hours to request to the MRO that he/she have that second vial send to a second laboratory and be re-tested. If the second laboratory fails to confirm the results of the first, then the test is cancelled and you are back to square one. If the second laboratory confirms the result, then you are pretty much screwed.

This must be done, but most times you are required to pay for the second test, which runs anywhere from $180 - $300. Most times, if the second test overturns the results of the first, the employer will reimburse you for this expense. If the second lab confirms the results of the first, then you are found to be positive AND you are out the money.

You should not request the second lab if there is any possibility that you could be positive because you will only succeed in losing money and pissing off the employer.

Good question tho.

By the way, I wouldn't worry about your specimen. I think it will be just fine.