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jaloser

I've read through a good deal of this thread (I admit, not all 105 pages) and I haven't seen if anyone has had the same experience as me:

First, this method makes me pee so much not only do I have a hard time getting to the test site without thinking I'm going to pee myself, but then I had to wait over an HOUR before they called my name. I had to run to the bathroom three different times. That couldn't have looked good. Anyone else have a similar wait time issue? And anyone know how to deal with it discretely? Or minimize the need to pee issue while still being diluted enough to pass?

Also, in both my test run and the real deal that I did today, my stomach got totally upset. I don't know if it was from the aspirin (I took 3 each 12 hours and 6 hours before) or the creatine supplement or just way too much liquid in my system, but I had an embarrassingly leaky bum. Anyone else have the same issues? Anyone know how to minimize that kind of nastiness?

I'd definitely appreciate any info that's out there. After the whole ordeal today I wasn't allowed to test, so if I can get my possible future employer to re-open my ticket, I'll be going for round three early next week. (I wasn't allowed to test today because of a long story involving time zones -- completely not my fault, except for the fact that I didn't go till the end of my 48 hour window, which was necessary so I could load up on creatine... I guess that is the whole not-so-long story).


I don't think it's all that necessary in my questions, but since people are giving out the info: I'm a daily smoker for about 5 years, not large quantities, slightly better than average stuff. Female, late 20s, unemployed so lots of time to smoke lately, not a great metabolism (would be fine if I wasn't such a junk food junkie). Abstained completely for 15 days as of today and still testing positive on the home test kits without dilution .

 

Whi*msic*al

Can somebody please help me? I bought Strip Instant Acting 6.5 oz and the directions are very vague. I've used cleansers before and passed but their directions were clear. This one just says: 1)shake well, drink entire contents 2)drink plenty of water 3)Urinate frequently to expel pollutants.
Well how much water should I drink before/after, how many times should I pee after, and how long before the test should I take it?
Any help would be GREATLY appreciated!!

Whi*msic*al

I PASSED!!Well, I've seen a lot of helpful feedback on here, but unfortunately no one really helped me when I asked questions. Well, to all of you who are against the 'drinks', I PASSED AND IT WAS DEFINITELY ALL BECAUSE OF THE DRINK. I had only stopped smoking(HEAVILY) three days before I took it. Took a drink and wham. People, don't listen to the hype!! I used Strip Instant Acting 6.5 oz. It doesn't have good directions but what I did is 1)drank 16 oz water one hour before taking drink, but peed once before taking Strip 2)drink Strip 3)15 min later drink 16 oz water again 4) piss three times at home 5) after third time peeing, go straight to test. Don't over dilute, when you take a drink its already helping you dilute it!

GottaPassTonight

Why is it that all my posts got deleted?

GeekSmokes

Used to smoke constantly... but hadn't smoked for about a year. Now I've taken maybe 30 hits over the last week. I have to take an unexpected test today for the job I'm trying to get.

I'll be trying this method, and will let you all know how it works out.

 

Sec

Your posts didn't get deleted.
You posted in either an inappropriate thread or in someone else's thread and I moved them to their own thread for several reasons:

They were off topic for the thread you placed them into.
You "hijacked" someone elses thread
They were buried so deep in either the dilution or results thread that no one would ever see them.

Please post your questions in your own thread where people can see them and respond properly to them.
Here they are:

http://www.marijuana.com/urine-testi...hts-posts.html

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GVegaS-Stunna

I find Whimsical's post funny. Why so much faith in a drink and so little faith in tried and true dilution methods involving water? Why must it all revolve around specifically marketed products and not on the abundance of our God given free water?

May 27th I didn't expect to get the job I had interviewed for so I toked half a joint with my friend. I had been mostly clean for about three weeks, playing a lot of bball and jogging. I am an occasional smoker, partaking only when friends offer and not too often a week. I am 5'11", 175 lbs, average build, average metabolism.

May 29th, I took some bowl hits with the same friend. At this time my job interview was looking dull. May 30th I smoked half a joint again and did 1/4 g of blow. I may or may not have smoked late May 31, I went to a bluegrass festival and got pretty drunk. I remember a joint being passed around the crowd of eager festival goers. This was the last time I was to smoke or do any other illicit drugs.

I must state that in between these sessions I worked out a good bit. June 1st I get a call that I am being considered. I find N2s post after researching those marketed drinks. I don't know when my test will be so I start with the creatine loading. I take a big tablespoon of the tasteless gunk once a day. I am eating a lot of fatty foods also.

The weekend comes by and I sweat a whole lot under the 98 degree sun. I am drinking beer but nothing else. 10 days from the last possible time I had touched pot I follow N2s method to a T except for some shorter time intervals. It is a practice run meant to learn my void intervals and plan for the next morning. I take my huge daily tablespoon of creatine. I also drink a lot of alcohol that night and eat junk food.

11 days after last use, I wake at 6AM and take a long drawn out piss from last night's drinking. I start with 16 oz. of water then 8 oz. more every 15 mins. until I have reached 48oz. I forget the aspirin. I start to void almost two hours later at 8AM. I receive a call that test will be at 11AM. I curse for not taking the aspirin earlier at 6AM. I decide not to anymore since there is only 3 hrs left for the test and N2 states 4-12 hrs before as being the cutoff point for aspirin. Around 9:45AM I have voided at least another three times. I take about 7 vitamin b complex pills knowing that in about an hour it will turn my crystal clear urine into a vitamin yellow, as N2 states.

I void a good bit at the testing facility easily filling up the cup with neonish yellow urine. I should have substituted, the lady didn't even check my pockets. I start in a few days, she said the results would be sent to the employer but not to me. How will I know if I passed or not? I feel good about my chances but hate that I didn't take the aspirin. I also wonder about the creatine I was taking, I don't think a packed tablespoon is enough...

Sec

You will know if you passed when you get the job.

GorillaP1mp

I have to agree that Whimsical does come off sounding like a "company man" for the drinks. I do have to say however I have had success with the drinks before. One time to be exact, the rest of the time it ALMOST got my levels below the cut off but not quite and I was forced to find a different method.

For probation the dilution method is stellar and never let me down once (I even managed to get off a couple of months early). As far as abstinence time goes there isn't a set answer unfortunately. For me I only needed to take a break for 48-72 hours prior to the test. After quitting I would start loading up on Creatine at least 72 hours prior to the test.

***On one of the pages in this thread (somewhere in the 70's I think but I could be wrong), someone mentioned salt tablets...freaking brilliant! Basically you take some worthless capsules (I used Cranberry pills), dump out whatever the capsule has in it and fill it full of salt. I would usually take anywhere from 4-6 on the morning of my test. REMEMBER BOTH Creatinine and gravity have to be below the limits for the sample to be considered dilute. By adding the salt tablets it gives you a little more leeway in the Creatinine levels you have produced.***

If you're taking a pre-employment test MOST of them do not require an observed test (Sec can correct me if I'm wrong but most observed test are for government type work, something to do with that whole Rights thing we're supposed to have). For these cases I can't imagine using anything other than a synthetic urine which is pretty much full proof (unless the bladder bag burst in the office, haven't experienced that but I guess it could happen). I use a product called Number One. It runs me $48 at the shop I get it at. It has enough urine for two tests. All you have to do is take one of the two warmers they provide and stick it to the inside of the bladder bag (away from your skin) one hour before the test, The heating pad and your body get the urine in the bladder bag right at body temperature. Once the warmer is in place you simply strap the bladder bag to your body using the adjustable strap. Two little clips on the tube leaving the bag allow you to use as much or as little "urine" as you need. It couldn't be simpler and less of a hassle. In fact I just had to use it again at the beginning of this week and let me tell you how nice it is to go in knowing you have absolutely no worries about being dirty.

Good luck to everyone.

GeekSmokes

I tried the dilution method, went about the directions perfectly, and received an invalid test. I have to go and test again today.

What's kinda funny, is that I went to a head shop and bought one of the drinks this time. Oddly enough, it was this "strip instant acting" that the other guy is talking about. I just drank it (tastes like shit) and thought I'd check online for any further info on it. My search led me right back to this thread.

LOL