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Cassius

Sorry, minors are not allowed on this board, gonna have to ban you.

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wendylou2u

I passed and I start on Wednesday!! Thank you and I did do the gatorade!!

mrjigglyfly

i am an accountant for a major clothing company in NYC.
i took a drug test last wed (09/07) and was informed this morning (mon 09/12) that i had failed. any advice for this situation would be greatly appreciated, I could really use some.

in more detail:
i am a heavy smoker, everyday, usually at least 1/4 a week.
i passed the test when first hired about a year ago, that time i was clean for about 2 weeks and took CHF detox ($50) from gnc and it worked at the time (or at least, i never heard about the test again).
i am 5'7" 150lb and i dun exercise

i had to leave the country and return and be re-hired, long-story but it required another test. i was clean for only 24-36 hours before the test.

last friday, 2 days after the test i had a msg from the testing place but they were closed by the time i got it. I called them this morning and they informed me that i had "tested positive for marijuana", and that they would be informing the company. incredibly, the entire HR dept. was out for the day. unbelievable. i had no one to go to, and no one came to me, so i emailed and left msgs but otherwise just worked for the rest of the day.

i have so many questions and concerns.
i'm not sure what to expect from hr. our drug policy implies that u won't be fired but sent to 6 months of rehab. i am hoping they will allow me to pay for a re-test. anybody working for a large company have any problems with their test?

if they do allow a re-test,
what does 'tested positive for marijuana' mean? would it be possible that they ran a gc/ms after a positive EMIT? if so then would it be useless for me to start diluting? will they give me another EMIT test this time or something more effective? if it is the same test, what are my chances with dilution given that if they ask me to test first thing tomorrow morning, that would only be about 36 hours of clean time.

i plan to dilute and go and talk to hr first thing tomorrow morning, absolutely outraged that a false positive has been connected to my name, and demand a re-test.

not quite sure what other options I have. calling in sick tomorrow would be too suspicious, and since they left a msg on friday, HR could already know about the positive test. i can't think of anybody i know who's clean and tho i would prefer to substitute i don't think it's an option for me

please, any help or advice would be greatly appreciated.. thanks so much

29yeartoker

Get quick fix 4.0. You should be able to get it at a head shop. See N2's thread at the following link.

http://www.marijuana.com/420/showthread.php?t=26485

This should help you pass your test. Make sure you practice as much as you can. N2 even tells you how you can store it and keep it at the right temperature.

I wish you lots of luck and let us know how it went.

 

mjnyc

Ok, so I am in desperate need of help! I have my 3rd drug test on Tuesday (6 days from today) and need to pass! The first test I prepared by not puffing for 2 weeks, drinking a gallon of water from dinner the night before up until the test and ReadyClean the day of the test. The test came back diluted so I had to go in for another test. This time I called the 800 # on one of the websites and they told me I overdosed on water. So I took the ReadyClean that day and my test came back diluted yet again. The problem now is that I smoked inbetween the 2 tests so it will only be 2 weeks pot free when I take the test. Is there something I can do for the next week that will detoxify my body (all 97lbs of me) that will not show up diluted (is there a way to prepare without diluting my urine the day of the exame?) Also, since I've already had 2 tests would they know if I substitute my urine with someone else's urine??? HELP PLEASE!!! I really want this job!!!

FranzJosef

Hey there...well, I've got a drug test coming up for employment, just got the call today. Now, I only just started smoking again the past couple months (After about 2 years), and I've been smoking just on Friday and Saturday nights (just a few hits, I'm a lightweight now...) Anyways, the last time I smoked was about 2 weeks ago. I weigh 240 pounds, and I'm 6'1". My metabolism is pretty average. I drink a fair amount of water naturally and eat a diet with a lot of grains and vegetables. Now, this test will probably be in 5 to 7 days...any advice on how to pass it with dilution?

Medusa

Hey Toast, Those at home kits will detect if there is THC in your system, but be careful...The test doesn't tell you if you get a positive result. It just shows a very faint lin in the "T" region of the dipstick. I saw the line, it was barely visible, so I thought it was negative. I had stopped smokin for 8 weeks, and guess what? My test came back positive !!! Stupid me, I should have taken something with me to the test. I might be able to retest, so I am going to use Quick-fix, and the dilution method as a back up. Good luck to you on your test!!

Powdered_Toast

thanks man and gl to you as well... so do u think the dilution is a good idea? i have a cold so if anyone asks i could just say hey man i need to drink lots of liquids because of my cold... lol

rainbowguy

Hi there. Firstly, THANK YOU FOR THIS SITE... I have spent the last 4 hours reading and it is the only thing that has calmed me down since I started my job 5 days ago and was told I had to have a drug test.

I am 29 yrs old, 13 stone, medium metabolism (starting to slow down with age!) I have been smoking daily (hash and or weed) for the last 10 years. I have about 1.5 - 2 weeks till my urine test (i am still delaying making the booking) and have not smoked for 6 days.

I plan to follow the dilution method when the test date arrives. In mean time I plan to increase exercise and of course totaly abstain from smoking. I have home testing kits which I will try out a few days before the test in line with the suggestions posted here.

??? Can you recomend what kind of diet I should be following for the next week or so (have been starving myself for the last 5 days because too worried to eat...)
Any other tips welcome as well....

Thanks a lot
Rainbowguy