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darkstarz

I may not have enough time to do anything regretfully, but need or would like some advice on what to do. I was told today I have to take a urine test tomorrow in order to get the much needed medication from my Pain Management doctor, per federal guidelines, and I need them very bad. I'm a disabled veteran and have no choice in this. I haven't smoked for a couple days, and don't smoke a lot when I do, maybe joint a day, maybe 2. I don't have the means of going out to buy anything either, but I do have vitamin B complex which contains B12, B2, B6, etc. and niacin. Don't have any Gatorade or anything like it, but some green tea, coffee and water of course. Does anyone have a suggestion or a glimmer of hope?

Forgot to add that I am 5'8 and only weigh 100 lbs now. (Don't laugh, there's good reason for it, all medical).

 

FXjohn

You could be OK. The thing is, you don't want just straight water, you need juice, or some liquid with electrolytes. Maybe eat some salty food and pretzels. It's good you have the vitamins, start taking them. Eat lots of meat between now and then too.
What you're trying to do is to dilute without losing your specific gravity and creatine levels. That's why they say to eat rolaids and drink gatorade, that counteracts that, and the meat boosts the creatine. This way when you are "peeing diluted" you still pass their checks.

gooska

After I accepted a new job they told me a have to take a drug test, crap! I am 46 and have been a moderate smoker since high school. Since January I have cut back and only smoked a few 1 hitters on weekends. I'm 5'10" and 205 lbs. I have not smoked at all for 10 days and they are letting me schedule the drug screaning myself.

Same thing happened a few years ago and went without smoking for 21 days, did a home drug test and passed but used one of those magic remedies anyway and passed the official test. I got concerned because the personnel people made jokes that I must have studied for the test and drank a lot of water.

Any thoughts on what a should do to be sure to pass -- I really want this job. Is dillution the solution or should I be worried enough to go to substitution?

Thanks,

Sec

I think what you did before should work again. Just keep in mind that your metabolism slows as you (and all the rest of us) get older. Testing yourself is a very good idea along with delaying the test as long as possible.

Don't be concerned with jokes. We joke in our office about studying and we even have an "easy button" sitting near the door coming from the restroom. If the donor is able to give an adequate sample on the first try, we push the button and hear "that was easy". Just lightens the mood and puts the donor at ease a bit. If it makes you nervous, I'm sorry. We deal with pee all day, and maybe it is just our sick sense of humor coming out.

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Lite_weight

I found out I had to go in for a pre-employment drug test this Mon, 3/27. I only found out about this on Friday. I have no one that could sub for me, and it's too late to get that Quick Fix stuff (since I just found out about it here). I hadn't smoked weed in 2 years, except in the last 3 weeks I had about 1/2 a joint once a week (saturday usually). Last week I smoked it both Saturday and Monday, so it will have been exactly 7 days clean when I will be tested. The problem I have is I'm not going to be able to start the Creatine until tomorrow. Is this going to be enough time? Is there anyway I can speed up my body's way of transforming it to creatinine, and should I take double doses of it since I will only have one full 24-hour period in which to take it? Please help! This is a huge opportunity that I will really hate myself for if I don't pass.

Edit: Oh, and I am 26 with a medium-low metabolism, 140 lbs.

 

Sec

Eat steak. I have read here in this forum that red meat contains creatine. It would be a way for you to start loading up.

grillmeats

Always sub when you can

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gooska

Thanks everyone -- great resource! I have a friend who's a driver and gets tested all the time. He swears by the stuff from head shops even though he's failed 3 out of 5 tests. I knew something wasn't right with the guaranteed claims. The old too good to be true thing.

The last time the lab had the state police on a conference call with him and he used the "have a relative on kemo and used medicinal marijuana while he was in the room" excuse. He got fired...

Also, since I'm older I've been taking the one-a-day weight smart which is supposed to increase your metabolic rate and bayer children’s aspirin. Any feedback on whether that would help or hurt?

Hawg

You say he swears by something that has let him down 3 out of 5 times, I hope he is not a gambling man He needs to form a different game plan

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swed33

well i come to you in dire need of help. i have just been informed that i have a pre-employment test this friday march. 31. i have been a heavy to mod. user for approx. 4 years. i have recently let up a little (mostly for the missus) but did smoke early sunday morning (late night saturday). that only leaves me 5 days clean, not including test day (1130 am). i am extremely nervous as i really need and want this job. i have already been offered the position (federal govt. canada) on the conditions that i pass the physical and urine test. i would really hate to go back to friends and family and explain that the reason i didn't get the job was because i like to smoke the geeba every now and then (i don't do any other drugs). i have read the forum and found it very informative. but i would like some suggestions on my personal situation. i am 6'1, 180 lbs and 27 years old and fairly active. any and all suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

ps. where can i pick up personal THC drug kits to take prior to the test???