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There you go. (taken from the very first post of this thread)

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daribear1

I would not recommend the method to which I had to pass my drug test. It is a chance that at the last minute I had to take. But to give the good news I PASSED. Oh yeah that feels good. So as soon as my paperwork goes through corporate I will be starting my well paid salary based job. It's a relief for me b/c I was sweating it hard. The sad part is is that for awhile I will no longer be riding the magic carpet. They do random swab testing. But after I get in good with the job I will be ready to meet my maker again.

grillmeats

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!

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I use to like this site, but it out grew my interests. If you want to pass a test, Quit Smoking, I have!

damn-im-screwed

Ok i have been smoking daily for like 6 months...i dont smoke much at one time mady half a g...im cheap...its day 3 of not smoking and i found out i have a drug test 2morro or day after or if i stall monday...i have a low body fat(5%) and drink about a quart and a half of water daily at work and do physical labor...how screwed am i and will dilution work on this short of notice? if so do i start now or like saturday planning on a monday test...please help its for a job but my dad is the bosses best friend so im screwed if i fail...thanks

Sec

OHHHHH you said the wrong thing, Big time. No advice for you.

Seriously, read the posting guidelines, there is a link in my signature. scroll down to the part about deceiving parents. It doesn't matter if you are yourself an adult. This site has standards that command respect for parents and parental figures and their rules. It doesn't matter if you are 8 or 80 years old. Respect your dad and his beliefs.

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MerryJaneNJ

Hello, I've been reading the boards for several weeks now. You all are so helpful and kind and I'm hoping you can offer me some guidance.

I'm a 5-10 female, 190 pounds in my early 30s who has smoked about a couple bowls/1 joint of regular-grade stuff daily for about 10 years. I'm not a regular exerciser, but I think I have a normal metabolism. It's not fast but I don't think it's slow, either. I've weighed the same 20-pound range since I was about 13.

I quit cold turkey April 18 and abstained until June 9 when I took about 5-6 smallish hits off a pipe. I took a few at-home urine tests beginning in mid-May and failed them. Then, on about June 2, I passed with a faint line (darker at one end of the line and extremely faint at the other end... sort of like the negative line tapered off). When I took the test and passed I think I was about 45 days clean.

My boyfriend assured me it was a pass and that if I toked up a little I'd probably be clean again in 1 or 2 weeks. He is given a complete physical every year and quits for about 6 weeks each year to pass and always has mostly just by abstaining and drinking a bunch of water (40 ounces or so) the morning of the test. He's a bigger guy with a slower metabolism. But when we were daily smokers he probably smoked about half as much as I did.

I have an interview next week for a job at more than twice my current salary. I have to pass a physical and a drug test if they want to hire me. I'm pretty confident they'll want to hire me since my friend has the same experience as me and was offered a job for the same company and had to take the physical/pee test 3 days after they offered it to him. But they won't give him a start date until they know he passed the urine test. (He's not a smoker and doesn't know I do, but I can probably pry a few details about the physical from him). They told him immediately that he passed the physical. The company is pretty desperate for employees, so I'm thinking they will want to move the process along pretty quickly.

I took a test at home last night (5 days after smoking those 5-6 hits) and I saw only the faintest dot of a line at one end of the test. I took the test in the evening and hadn't had more than a normal day's amount of liquids. I tend to drink mostly water and coffee, but a little diet soda and unsweetened iced tea. I think I'm generally properly hydrated, and try to drink at least 64 ounces of uncaffeinated beverages each day.

What do you think my chances are of being clean by next Friday, June 23? I will have been 2 weeks clean at that point, but excluding the hits on June 9, was more than 50 days clean before then.

Should I prepare to dilute? I'd have to struggle to find a donor, and that may be more stressful than diluting. What will really reassure me is if I see a "full" negative line on a home test, and I'm for sure regretting that I toked up June 9... I just had no idea this co. would contact me -- I hadn't even submitted a resume, they tracked me down and asked me to come in for an interview. I have 4 more at-home tests we ordered off the internet but am thinking of ordering some more.

I'm really sorry for the long post -- I just don't want to forget anything.

Sec

That is the lamest reason I've ever heard. A person can't be tested for cause because his son has failed a test. That is not a valid reason and undocumentable on the "for cause" or "reasonable suspicion" documentation forms. Still, standards are standards. You cannot deceive your father no matter how you justify it.

Sec

MerryJaneNJ, yes, you should prepare to dilute. Read the sticky and learn how to do it correctly. Don't try to modify it to better suite what you think should work better for you. The dilution technique has had a lot of research and time put into it. It also has a lot of successes to its credit.

daria_76

First I just wanted to echo what many have said, this site is very helpful and informative in a manner that allows individuals to gather information without fear or criticism and I respect the authors tremendously!

Now to me! I am supposed to take a GC/MS test at QUEST labs that I can probably push till Monday at the latest. I have read all about Dilution and I understand that even the government thinks it is the best method (I found an article posted by the National Institute of Health regarding drug testing that indicated 120oz of water alone was enough to pass...but I imagine that has to be for a EMIT test) and I am certain with my body size and habits I could abstain until Monday and pass. However, I don't eat red meat so I have not been getting that whole creatine thing anyway and I am on three medications that I have to take and if I dilute myself I might knock my PH balance off and cause some serious damage. By the way, some of these meds are to cover the damage that I did to myself when I was 20, joining the AF and I thought 2500mg of Niacin would cure my pee disease.

Also, the medications I take do not interact well with asprin. I could take one or two in a heart emergency, but the doses here could cause more damage.

Please listen to everyone on this site: DO NOT TAKE NIACIN in large doses to pass a test, it is not the Niacin; it is the water you are drinking.

With the above knowledge is there anything that I can really do? Daily small inhales 2-3 times a day daily for at least 2 months and off and on for at least 6 months.

Dilution seems dangerous and I don't think I can muster up enough creatine to pass.

Does anyone thing one of those quick drinks could help me.
5-4
139pounds
Hardly work out

Thanks for reading!

brazucasfo

Can I use Dilution and Detox together?I'm taking creatine and getting ready to my test tomorrow, I was wondering if I can use detox just to make sure.I already bought one.

Thanks for you help.