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bonzo's bro

WOW...it has been a hectic 2 weeks. Got a great job offer a couple weeks ago. They did a background check, and there was no mention of a U.A until my first day of work. So stupid me did my typical routine of a little sleep aid (wink, wink) two Sundays ago. My first day of work was two Monday's ago and it was the first I heard about it. I freaked!! Knowing if they pushed a test that day or the next I was doomed. Luckily I am a manager in the office so I played the "I have so much to learn card" and pushed off my paperwork until the last possible minute. Just filled it out last Friday and they were like you really need to do your pre-employment screen too. All I can say is thanks to N2, Sec3 and Grill. This site has been like a bible to me for the past two weeks. I think I read the Dilution thread 3 times!!! Little more about me.

Big Guy- 6'0 about 230..not really 'fat, but pretty good size. Pretty active, but after reading the threads started running a few miles a day to burn some extra. Metabolism is average...don't gain much, don't lose much pretty consistent weight.

Been a partaker for 7-8 years, once-twice a day of pretty low grade commercial. Hav eabstained for 15 days before I took the test (and was dam lucky to get those 15 days)

I test ran N2's Dilution 4-5 times with the 50mg test threshold and got a neg line's every time...started out faint and got darker with each test.

Today was the final. I went with Gatorade, Tums, aspirin and was loading up creatine for more then a week and ate steaks 7 steaks over the past week . I also did the B2 and yes my sample was "vitamin yellow" I tested my self on third void before I went in to take the test and had almost identical colored lines so I flew to the testing facility (only a couple minutes from my house) and they didn't make me wash my hands or even empty my pockets...I wish I subbed to know I passed for sure but I was just to chicken to go that route...and diluted. Now it is out of my hands...I studied hard for this one, and hope I pass with flying colors. Again...thank you N2 for this info. I didn't sleep to well for the past couple of weeks but I think it would have been even worse if it wasn't for you guys. I will let you guys know in the results thread as soon as I know. As far as me partaking...I think that side of my life is over, If I pass this test I get a company car and it is just not worth the risk anymore but I sure will miss it and I think in stead of buring...I will burn calories by jogging instead.

Thanks again...Your help is truly appreciated.

 

CocoBhit

How long before you got your results? I took my test at 1:10pm Friday and here it is Monday. The boss got another employees results today and I asked if she had gotten mine and she said "I don't remember but if I did it was negative." WTF!!! She didn't let the other girl even start orientation until she got it and I'm already working. (both were pre-employment) The other girl did hers somewhere between last Wed and Friday. I'm still freaking.

Woodypkr

Thanks!!! I'm sorry about the coke question, I just thought wrong... I'll do what you said and after the test I come back to tell the results.

Wilson11222

Hello: My stats: 5'10 190; "obviously" slow metabolism, regular smoker (4 or 5 bowls/day, medium quality for about 2 years) Have a pre-employment test with a fortune 500 company; I have obstained for 2 days; test is weds. Will have been clean for 4 days. I just tried the dillution method; took an at home test, failed! (oh no!!!!)
For the past 3 days, been eating red meat and taking creatine(750mg); about 12-16pills a day. During my at home test; didnt take a whole lot of aspirin(about 4 350mg as oppossed to the 8-10 i will take the night/day of test) cause I am worried about the stomach side effects; I will also take Tums the day of test. Could that have skewed my test(because I didnt take enough aspirin) or is that not affected by a cheaper, less professional, at home test? I guess what I am asking is that If I show up positive at home today, could it show up as a false positie or am I just dreaming thinking I would pass in 48 hours with my total history?

Non the less, my urine was a nice color, well maybe a little too green but def. not clear or too diluted. I voided about 3-4 times since I took B2, then took the test. I have the vitamin thing down, the liquids down, the creatine down, I just didnt pass; any suggestions?

grillmeats

Subbing is the easy way out, but we are happy that the Dillution Method does work. I still would like to add, The Stress is Gone if you Sub
Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!!!!!!!!

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bonzo's bro

I thought you jinxed me but you didn't...WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!!
just found out today that I passed. My wise ass HR girl came to bust me today..saying "I can't believe you can't pass a drug test!" I was like "WHAT?!?!?!" then she said just messing with you...

ha,ha,ha....not funny. I could have stroked out....


Seriously, I cannot thank N2 enough, you are a guardian angel to many. Many thanks, and many good vibes will be sent your way.

Best of luck to all those who come after me....read the first post and follow it closely...it works!!!

Ric

Iv got my test at 11 am tomorrow and im not looking forward to it, ive had plenty of jobs and never had to do this before, its not as big in the uk as it seems to be in the states, we definatley dont need to do the tests to go to college or further education, university is full of pot heads its in our culture, i feeel really sorry for you guys over the pond!
Ive had some sound advice on this site im glad i found it when i did, hopefully my weed free week has done the trick as well as my detox drink, the 1000 pints of water i have drank, asprins and Vitamin tablets, plus we smoke horrible grade Z hash over here so the THC content will be really low (which gives me terrible head aches aswell) so in a way im well pleased im off it!!
Hopefully for good (well if i fail this test maybe ill have to drown my sorrows with a fair few spliffs at the weekend while i watch my beloved Liverpool FC)
Whatever happens ill post again on the forum tomorrow and let everyone know what the result was!
Thanx again
Ric

Ric

Got my results instantly today, and hey presto....I PASSED!
Thanks to the people on here for the info it worked a treat!!
My job is now secure!!
N2's info was very precise and accurate and i thank him and the rest who answerd my posts!

Quick summary!

1. Stop smoking weed at least a week before the test if you have that much notice!
2. Drink alot of water every day for this period!
3. The day of the test have 4 Asprins and 4 Multi Vitamin Tablets (about 4 hours before deadline) with about a pint of water!
4. Drink a detox drink or something similar about 1-2 hours before deadline.
5. another pint of water 30 mins later!

Them 5 easy steps worked for me and iv smoked hash for alot of years!
Now im ready to begin where i left off
Thanx again
Ric, UK

FakeBoobsRule

Hang on there Ric for a second. First of all I hope everyone realizes this is Ric, new guy, and not rick the developer and administrator. What may work for you doesn't always mean it will work for everyone and there are many, many inaccuracies in what you did to pass. I am not so sure this method will work for everyone Going through each of your steps by step I would like to politely point out somethings. Before doing that, I would like to say that I am curious as to what the cutoff was for Ric's test (he is from the UK) and if it was a instant stick test and what validity testing if any was performed.

1) Abstain as long as possible obviously. This one I have no problems with.

2) Of course you need to be properly hydrated but drinking excessive amounts of water for days leading up to the test will not do anything for you. It will not clean you out of help in any way. Do not think you can drink a gallon of water and it will help your body eliminate THC quicker. If you don't believe me, read this thread:

http://www.marijuana.com/420/urine-t...t-useless.html

3) A "multivitamin" is an inaccurate description of what you need. You need vitamin B-2 otherwise known as Riboflavin! True, most multivitamins will contain B-2 but it is better to say take vitamin B-2 than to say a multivitamin. There is already enough confusion on this, please don't add to it. Around 2 mg of B-2 is the recommended daily dose. Most people try to take 5-10 times this amount but that is hard to do sometimes because most supplements are 50 mgs. So get your B-2 from a B-2 supplement and if that is not available (which it isn't hard to find these things in a drugstore or mega store) then resort to a B-complex or multivitamin containing B-2 riboflavin. Second part of this step that is inaccurate is "a pint of water." Gatorade is better than water because of the specific gravity test and you need more than a pint of water. Please read either dilution stick by IamN2pot or S2 for accurate amounts of liquid.

4) Most of the detox drinks are just an expensive form of dilution. Don't give people false hope by praising them. There may be some out there that do work but most of the time it is because they say "drink 48 ounces of water with it." If you use a detox drink and dilution, you may overdilute and fail for being negative dilute.

5) Another pint of water 30 minutes later is somewhat inaccurate too. First of all you should have already consumed more than 2 pints of liquid to begin with (see the 2 dilution stickies). Second, every time you go to the bathroom, you should be replacing what is lost through urine by drinking again. Again, this liquid should be gatorade or other electrolyte filled sports drink whenever possible.

Sec

The vitamin, whether a multi-vitamin or B2 suppliment, is only to color the urine. It therefore doesn't matter which you use. Both have adequate properties to color the urine yellow while trying the dilution method.

It has no effect on the test itself other than to divert suspicion of dilution for someone taking an instant test. For Lab tests, it doesn't matter about the vitamin.

Not a big deal, really.

Notice in the red, Ric only says that this is what worked for him, not that he was recommending it for everyone. I would suggest that Ric can post whatever he feels and the administrators will let him know what not to post.

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