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FakeBoobsRule

Sec3 he does write at the end that is what worked for him but when he wrote the steps he wrote them like commands or suggestions. He wrote them like "Drink a detox drink or something similar..." not like "I drank a detox drink." I didn't tell him not to post but if you remember the run of people last week who got mad because they failed even though they used methods found here. Some of those that failed felt that many people write things on here like these are surefire methods. I think he should have used a different verb tense so that it sounds more like what he did and not commands that will get you to pass a test. I just wanted people who come here and don't read everything to understand that this is what Ric did and that his method had some rather big differences than the methods posted by IamN2Pot and S2. Plus, he did post it in a thread called "Tip, Tricks, and Guidelines from N2." You know people come here in a panic and don't even use the search feature. If they gloss over this post, it can easily be counterproductive when you read a statement like "drink a detox drink or something similar about 1-2 hours before deadline" instead of "I drank a...." You and I probably understand what he is saying but a newcomer might not. You can tell a newcomer that their subbed urine will be fine and they still might have to hear it from 25 more people before they stop asking. Why write a somewhat ambiguous statement?

 

Belhade

Ok, another update from me here.

I finally got confirmation from Dell that they're willing to hire me. I'll be getting my pre-employment package Friday or Saturday and should have my test scheduled next week. I did smoke a bit last weekend and a pinch of shake and stems the other day, which is quite a bit less than my normal. That with my very high metabolism and very low body fat gives me high hopes. With my build, the only fat is in my head where my brain used to be.

I have 2- and 3-liter soda bottles filled with water, ready for the day before my test, as well as some sports drink I was promoting the past month - PowerBlast, a powdered additive that's got plenty of vitamins as well as electrolytes - as well as some B-complex pills and my normal Centrum multi-vitamins. This weekend I'll be eating mostly steaks (again). To top it all off, my girlfriend, who's been clean (and preggers!) the past three months will be contributing a sample so all my bases are covered.

Ric

YES MATE THANX FOR THAT, SORRY IF IM LEADING EVERYONE ASTRAY, LIKE I SAID THEY WORKED FOR ME, I AM NO WAY WHATSOEVER SAYING THAT IS A VERY GOOD TRIED AND TESTED METHOD, I OWE ALOT TO THIS SITE FOR HELPING ME PASS AND THEM 5 STEPS ARE BASICALLY WHAT I DONE
ANYWAY ILL POP ON NOW AND AGAIN BUT HOPEFULLY ILL NEVER NEED TO USE THE SITE AGAIN
PEACE!

JackBauer

Ric, why are you yelling? I do see what Boobs is saying about how the list of 5 things was written almost like what to do and not like what Ric did and that he passed. True, Ric does say at the end that this is what worked for him but some people don't read that far and it could be confusing to the new sign ups. The list could have been worded better (maybe something is lost from the queen's English) or the "disclaimer" could have been at the top.

Ric

Yelling? I havnt yelled anything ive simply come on and thanked the site that passed me my drugs test, and wrote a quick and simple 5 steps of what i done because i felt the sticky in my eyes was long winded (although very well presented and accurate) and maybe eveyone needs to know there isnt a 100% fool-proof way of passing, different things work for different people!
And i may remind you that we are all speaking English on here, lets not forget why its called that.......
Sorry if ive offended!

 

JackBauer

Here in America, if you write in all caps, that is considered yelling. I was trying to be funny about the queen's English remark and not offensive. Maybe you haven't heard of that before but it is sometimes used as slang (or at least I have heard it used like that) to distinguish the suttle differences between American English and British English like lift versus elevator, cell phone versus mobile, Bobby versus cop, etc. And again, I do see how the way you wrote your "steps" can be confusing to some of the new people. Just look back at some of the threads attacking the methods for the days of 8-12-2006 til 8-22-2006 or so.

Sec

Ric, Please don't go away, you haven't offended anyone. Some people are a bit sensitive because in the past couple of weeks we have been insulted a great deal and now they are on the defensive.

This site is soooo much more than just a drug testing Q & A.

Check out the 420 Lounge (link at the very top of the page under the first advertisement).

Also, Grow advice in the Garden's Cure & Grow FAQ, Recipes in the Cheba Cafe, Even an arcade in the Lounge.

Check out the Legalization Discussion Forums in ChepaTalk as well. Once you look around here, I am certain there is something that will appeal to your taste.

From Fun and Games to a Chat room. All you could want and more. Take about an hour and just click link after link until you find something you like.

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Ric

I didnt realise my caps lock was on until i was half way through the post and didnt realise until id worte it.
LOL
Dont worry i will keep on this site, its packed full of info which is all good!

1tokeovertheline

I agree with that. It can't be said enough as far as I am concerned. Once in a while someone will get pissed when I say that. (NOOOOO! I am not talking about you Boobs )If you smoke dope there is a CHANCE you will fail a drug test (any type). The longer you abstain the better your chances. Even substitution can go wrong. Don't let anyone run you off the site by getting you mad. That happened to me, in March, shortly after I passed my hair test and I came back. I won't leave again unless I am banned from the site and by the way I have been reminded by PM that it can happen(in a nice way) in the last few weeks. Hang in there.

oh am I scared!

Well, I have been reading up the info here on the site and tomorrow I will be taking a full blown physical. Right now I am doing a test run of the dilution method, to see if I am going to pee clean or dirty.

I am in my late 20's, 140 lbs, female and have been a super heavy smoker for at least 12 years. Tomorrow will be my 13th day clean and I am just crossing my freakin' fingers that dilution is going to work.

If substitution were an option, I would totally go that route, because I am driving myself insane with worry.

Just for the information of newcomers, I have tried 2 different detox products and of course neither of them worked.

The first is Stinger liquid, daily caps, and regular caps. The company claims that once you take their products you will be "permanently" clean. What a load of crap...I tried this method twice and still peed dirtier than ever!

Then I took Permanent 5 detox, which also claims that once completely taken, you will be permanently clean. This is also a load of crap, since I am still peeing dirty!

So for all of you that are info searching, don't waste money on these products, they don't work and I have spent about $200 trying to clean up. Substitution or dilution seem to be the best and cheapest way to go.

Thanks for all the info, wish me luck!!!: