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FXjohn

It's a little weird walking around with the premixed quickfix, but also kind of a blessing. Last Monday they pee - tested workers out in the factory. They used to send them into labcorp, but ha a "state run agency" come in. I have no idea yet if they were observed, it's not the kind of thing you want to ask questions about. Out of 105 people 33 people failed and were fired. It's all a scam to get rid of people and not pay unemployment. Another piece of hypocrisy: If you quit and don't test, you can get hired back! Why don't all the managers have random tests also? I'm getting cleaner day by day, but it's irritating, especially since growing season is over. I don't want to lose my job. This sucks, but it could be worse..I haven't had to test.

occsmoker

Okay, I have read alot of literature on how to pass a random drug test with detox, and other herbal product, however due to my career field we only have a days notices. I wanted more information about drinking alot of water if you don't smoke on a regular basis.

I put some weed on the tip of my cig about 4 times in the last month. The weed was not strong at all, but I know that it in my system. I am a female 5'4 and 149lbs how would I pass a drug test in 24 hours notice. I have been told that if you drink about a gallon or so of water and pissed about 5 or more times it would make your test a fasle negative. Is this true?

Yes, I did read the thread about water dilution

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letmelearn

I am terribly confused based on all the new information I've been reading about, but I'm beginning to see the light after reading a lot of your information along with others' that I have read on this site.

Currently, I'm not a heavy smoker. I may smoke about 1/2 to 1 gram over a 7 day period. However, I had stopped for 36 hours and then went to GNC to get a so called cleansing product which I consumed 2.5 hours before the test. Based on all the STRIP NC advertisements I read over the internet, I thought I had gotten a good product that would have cleansed me in 30 min. after drinking it with 32 oz. of water.

Afterwards, I had self tested myself with an at-home-drug testing kit which showed a confirming heavy line and a very faint line next to the "T." According to the test, if the line is faint or solid by the T, it is considered negative. I must say that FAINT LINE was awfully hard to see. Based on these results, does it seem in all likelyhood that I may pass?

Pleae elaborate, because, I'm a concerned 5'8 and 160 lbs. male with a somewhat fast metabolism. I'm scheduled to start a great brand new position next week pending the outcome of my urine test. But if it doesn't look good, I have these next few days to get a headstart in looking for employment.

Nevertheless, it seems like I was fooled and wished I would have found this forum much sooner. I believe you truly know what your're talking about. Any comments would help.


Thanks...

Sec

You passing your test all depends on whether you drank enough water with your detox product to dilute your urine enough to bring the THC levels below the cutoff for the test without being too diluted. (long sentence, I know; sorry).

I'd give you a better than 50-50 chance, but not by much. The timing of exactly when the fluid you drank hit your bladder is key. You are close with such a faint line.

I am wishing you good luck. Let us know. Don't smoke again until you have the results. You may need to re-test if you are too diluted.

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letmelearn

I will post my results soon as I get them.

Wow, what a community this.

ROTFLMFA0

Looks like turnaround on this thread is 3-4 dyas, so I probably won't hear back in time, But I'll ask anyway.

I am going to take my UA on Wednesday at about 5. I stopped smoking on Monday at about noon and have been a daily smoker for about 3 years. I have a bottle of readyclean handy (I've used it before with good results) and am going to use that in addition to the dilution method.

My question is this:

I don't have access to the Creatine or the Vitamin B, although I do have the aspirin. I am going to follow the dilution method exactly and down my drink in tandem with the Water intake (As the readyclean calls for water anyway). I noticed that the Readyclean contains Vitamin B, and B6, so will that make up for not being able to take the pills? I know this is for color and nothing else, so I figured that the B in the drink would take care of that.

The part I'm really worried about (Except for the fact that I only have 48 hours clean) is the creatine, which I wasn't able to get. The drink has Creatine in it, but everyone says that takes a few days to metabolize so it really does nothing for me right? I'm going to be following the method exactly otherwise, I'm just not sure about how much the creatine will affect it...

Since I'm using a drink, should I drink less water to make sure the creatine is at the acceptable levels and just let the drink do its work? Since I wont be hearing back from you in time, I'm going to follow the method just in case and cross my fingers.

I can't home test either, the problem is that I am too broke. I had to borrow the bottle of aspirin from my only neighbor for 12 miles (Who smokes so substitution is out).

Thanks alot, this is a helpful thread, and if I had had the time and the funds I would have followed the method exactly as that's the most reliable method.

F2R

Hi everybody and thanks for all informations I've found here about UA.
I just have a problem about dilution method: I'm allergic to aspirin.
It looks like it's not essential but it may do the difference between pass or fail...
So does somebody knows if I can replace aspirin with something else ?
Thanks for any advised answer

Rendogg

Holy crap! That would seriously suck!

When can we drug test all of the politicians? Maybe that would help urge them to preserve our 4th Amendment rights??? Maybe a pre-campaign test... a post-campaign test... and a few randoms, including hair tests... who thinks we might lose a few of those suckers? Haha, or who thinks they might be posting on here for help?

Rendogg

BronxNative

Hello people. I have been reading this thread and it has been very helpful as far as the information provided i cant thank you people enough.

I plan on using the sub method for my test.This is my situation. I have my pre emplyement urine test at 4pm. If I get the piss at around 1pm - 1:30pm. and I keep it in the little container I have (50 ml and made of glass) open untill 30 minutes before my test and THEN put it in my crotch as instructed in the sticky will it be warm enough? And also would i get the desired temperature if i just managed to secure the bottle in my armpit for the final 30 minutes before the test?
hopefully someone has an answer before noon. all help greatly appreciated.

Also just for clarity when i say "open" I mean not keeping it in a secured position so as to warm it to body temperature. in other words can i just keep the piss in my bag untill 30 mintes before the test THEN put it between my legs to obtain body temp.