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slick_1069

i am a master at subsitution a couple glass cigar tubes with piss, a small digital therm and hand warmer packets in case the temp drops while the tubes are in your ass crack. however i have a pre employment test with a phsical coming up so subing is not an option. i must try the dilution method for the first time. from reading the posts and i think i know what to do however i have a few questions i hope somone can answer

1) will using snake oil(testpure)in conjunction with this diluting method help or hurt or have no effect????

2) my test is scheduled for 7 days after my last smoke i average 1/4 gram of pot use every day for years before that. what are the chances dilution will work?

3) how many m/g of asprin should i consume the day of test ,, total??

test in three days anyone have an opinion on my three questions???

 

1tokeovertheline

Just follow the instructions carefully. Don't add or subtract anything.

29yeartoker

The dilution method in this thread and the dilution sticky at the top of this forum is very detailed. You will find all of your answers there. Follow it to the letter and you should be fine.

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read and follow the instructions to the letter in the dilution thread............... the link is in my sig.
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So, since N2's dilution helped me so much, I thought I should contribute back.

One thing thing I've noticed with most of the threads out there, once people pass or fail their tests and make an initial report, they fade away and you don't get a historical feel. There's also probably not that many out there as stubborn and stupid as me who have taken the chance I have.

I've been through approx. nine months of probation. And also had to go though drug counseling. This involved monthly drops for my PO plus a random done by the counseling place.

Now, first, let me say, I'm stupid. If you're going to be under this kinda scrutiny, and things like your life/future/freedom/career ride on having clean drops, just freaking stop smoking. Getting high ain't worth it. I've been smoking for about 20 years now, with just a few gaps of a couple years each here and there. (Husbands like to have their way, don't get me started, so I stopped for the asshole, anyway...) and I'm one of the heaviest smokin' stoner chicks I know. My point? Every fat cell in my body had to be drowning in THC. I did actually go clean at the start of my probation (I hadn't found N2's instructions yet!). It took almost 9 weeks to get clean, and I'm not exactly overweight.

Anyway. I came across N2's recipe and decided to try it after I had a weakness of the flesh and smoked for about a week straight and had a drop for my PO come up sooner than expected. Anyway, I don't recommend what I've been doing to anyone, it's probably not healthy to do this as much as I have, but for goin' on 9 months, I've had approx. 12 drops, and I've done about 10 of them using N2's recipe. Everything from after heavy (heavy to me is approx. an 1/8 of high grade KB [16-20% THC] every three to four days, mostly solitary smoking) smoking for two weeks and two weeks abstain, to abstained for only three days following about a month of heavy usage to abstain for a month and smoke day before test. Just giving you perspective on usage related to results.

Now, I've prettty much followed N2's recipe to the letter, except for the creatine, I had been leaving that out, and the extra salt in the gatorade 'cuz my tummy couldn't deal and the taste made me retch.

AFAIK, knock on wood, I've not failed a test yet. I might have and my PO didn't tell me, but I highly doubt that =]. For reasons I'll leave out 'cuz they aren't related to the technique, I do think I was having a problem with dilution which is why I've started adding in the creatine and extra salt. Don't get my wrong, I WAS trying to eat alot of meat to raise my creatine, but sometimes I'd forget or not eat enough.

I've home tested every single time before I've gone to the PO, sometimes twice, so I've probably done approx. 14 home tests at least, and passed at least 10 of them. I don't go to the PO until that home test is neg. I've not had it not be neg. if I drink enough gatorade.

Now, I should mention my weight etc. I'm female, 43, 5'11, 135 lbs. fast metabolism. Can eat whatever I want.

All I can add to N2's recipe is a couple suggestions.

Go to a health store, get creatine powder. It's tasteless and blends with just about any drink fine. N2 says at least 24-48 hours, I'd say 48-72 to be safe, just MHO. I only loaded with about 20 grams three and a half days before the test, plus a total of two hamburgers and a 14 oz. steak 2-3 days before, not sure if it's enough, but I think it solved the dilution issue for me, but can't be sure.

For the salt, I took the useless niacin caps I had, pulled them apart, and filled them with table salt. I used four, with approx. a half teaspoon of salt per. (guessing, I didn't measure). I have no idea if thats enough, but I hoped with using Gatorade, they'd be enough. In caplet form like that, it's easy to use the right amount.

I start at the six hour mark and pop six 325 mg aspirin caps. I get the cheap uncoated, going for the fastest effect. I drink tea every morning to wake up, so I wash 'em down with that. At the four hour mark, I start drinking gatorade, pop four more aspirin, and two salt caplets. I end up with about a gallon of gatorade downed, I've peaked before at a gallon and a half, but I think that was excessive. I use a large soda cup with a wide straw. You'll be amazed how easy it is to suck down an 8 oz. glass using a wide soda straw. I build up to sucking down about 8-12 oz. every 15-20 minutes up until I go test.

At the two hour mark, I down two more aspirin, a salt cap and 2 B2 vitamins. I take the last salt cap at the one hour mark and two more B2 vitamins. (Still downing 8-12 oz. of gatorade roughly every 15-20 minutes)

At this point, you can almost feel the fluid running through your system. I void no less than 9-10 times before I test. I usually take a home test at about the one hour mark, if it's good I head out to take the test, if it's not, I start downing the gatorade at an accelerated pace.

That's it. This has worked multiple times over going on a year now. And I ended up in this mess (beyond my own stupidity throwing the plate at the ex- in front of the cop, long story) because the stupid "beat the test" drink I bought at the head shop didn't work the morning of my sentencing. If only I had come across N2's recipe in the first place!

Now, I will say, if you have to do this repeatedly like I have, you will NOT like whatever it is you're trying to flush with after awhile. I used to love orange gatorade. Not any more. The thought of drinking it makes me ill.

Anyway, thought I'd share that. If I could buy n2 a beer, I would. =]

 

29yeartoker

Thanks for the interesting reading. I would have never thought about putting the salt in the capsules. Great idea. Thanks again for the detailed post. I'm sure it will come in handy.

BTW, How you feel about orange gatorade, I totally understand I don't ever want to see another cube of jello again in life after having to eat that for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 4 days straight. Really sucks!!

jspinsr

i have a probation test tomorrow afternoon...I will have been clean for 24 days now, and was expecting to just piss clean no problem. Well my home tests said i was positive and now im doing N2's dilution method.

my question is does it matter what type of test you take as to whether the dilution technique will work? my last chain of custody form said i took a "7 drug bund" (or bond, its hard to read). the tests were just bottled up and nothing was done on the spot...i assume they were sent to labcorp because a labcorp address is on my coc form.

i dont really know anything else about the test.....any help is GREATLY appreciated!!!

1tokeovertheline

Follow the dilution method very carefully and you should be fine. Don't drink more and don't drink less.

jspinsr

im currently in the middle of practicing it now and im gonna test myself in about 5 hrs, i'll keep you posted...

but 1toke, anything about my test? does it matter what type of test you take as to whether the dilution technique will work?

1tokeovertheline

Nope....it's a piss test that is sent to a lab. Nothing special...just a piss test.