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captaintubes

all this hulaballoo, all i do is piss a half hour before my test and then chug about 2 bottles of water and catch the urine in the test cup "mid stream" haha and i come back clean every time!! except the 'rents like testing me as soon as i wake up if i went out the night before, and i'm going to see phil lesh next week, and i prolly won't even be sober by the next morning hahaha.


also, if your test has a thermometer but it is built into the cup, you could put any tempature pee in there, wait for the negative results, dump it out, and pee your own lovely thc saturated urine in there. but it seems most of these tests are sent out to labs and whatnot, so i don't know how useful that might be...

good luck to everyone though!

 

IcantExplain

lol just wondering... in theory wouldn't the dilution technique be able to produce "clean piss" for anyone regardless of when they smoked... since the whole idea of dilution is to turn ur piss into basically water, right? (unless water can only dilute urine to a certain point and the rest still counts on how much thc u had in ur body prior to the dilution). Otherwise im thinking even if u smoked up the night before ur drug test.. u could still piss out clean if u drink enough water) hah thats just a theory someone let me know if this is correct thanks yo.

Sec

hah hah, yo...

no, that is not correct

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poke_smot420

Speaking of catching "mid-stream", what is the real point of this? I read on a drug testing site today that the reason to catch a urine sample in "mid-stream" is to remove contaminants from the urethra.

So...this leads me to my question, are there two reasons to catch mid-stream? The first reason being what I mentioned above, and the second reason because there are more THC metabolites in the beginning of the stream?

Thanks as usual.

IcantExplain

wats funny yo?
i obviously know how to read and probably just misunderstood something from the passage and had a crazy idea at the moment. thanks for the discouragement tho.. if you or someone else could tell me why what im thinking doesn't work that'd be great.. i dont need some kind of argument just wana know.

 

IcantExplain

i thought the beginning of the piss is always more concentrated with more of everything in it.. and midstream is just less concentrated with less of everything (including thc metabolites) and is more watery. every time i had a drug test i did midstream and i haven't failed one yet.. no harm believing.

poke_smot420

Yeah, that's pretty much what I was saying. I was just trying to get confirmation if there are actually two reasons, since I found a medical site stating the first reason (the first reason I mentioned above) for catching mid-stream. The medical site actually WANTED their clients to catch in mid-stream to clean the urethra of contaminants. This had nothing to do with more or less THC metabolites being in the beginning of the stream. However, almost all people who give out urine samples (us pot smokers) tell you to do it in mid-stream because there are supposedly more THC metabolites in the beginning of the stream.

I was wondering if the real reason was lost in translation some how...or maybe there are more than one reason to catch in mid-stream...

I'm just curious what people have to say on this issue.

captaintubes

hahah yeah that's what i figured...works for me!!
also, does anyone know the unit of measurment these thc metabolites are measured in? because i know they're measured with like, numbers and shit, but what's the unit? nanograms? hahaha.

IcantExplain

yo.. the cut off level for THC in ur piss when doing a drug test is 50ng/ml. So if thats what your asking about then the units is in ng/ml

NJtoCali121

So I've been reading through a lot of the tips, but I just don't have the time for all 92 pages. I plan to try the dilution method on Monday for my test.

My issue is that I had some Green Dragon at a Halloween Party last weekend and then smoked one hit from a bowl. I'm an occasional smoker (maybe 3 times or so in October), but I was wondering what the difference is for ingesting it as Green Dragon. Will that be worse? I haven't taken an at home test yet, but I'm gonna go to Target now to get one for tomorrow morning. I'm 5'10", athletic, moderate metabolism (about 160 lbs). Monday will mark 9 days of no weed.

Any tips/advice? Greatly appreciated.