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longbong silver

oh that is soooo depressing...definitely no time or opportunity for substitution or synthetic (unless I steal my fiance's whizz, which I believe will have some "unexpected" hormones for a man.) I suppose I will just whale down the Strip NC at like midnight or later, take more asprin and B Complex, and cross my fingers hoping for some miracle of some sort from the cheeba-metabolism god....

 

longbong silver

actually -- the only thing I have going for me is that I have been with this company for 3 years and am one of the most "crucial" employees -- we just had a change of management/ownership recently and they instituted screenings -- I have been assured that if I fail the first test, I have the opportunity for a second, and even if I fail that they will keep us on as "contractors" until we can pass -- as like 10-30% of this company is destined to fail

CQUE

They will not know it's female pee. They do not check for gender....get your fiance's pee and substitue. Just make sure the temperature is good.

longbong silver

<sigh> -- I do thank you all for your suggestions -- I just don't feel comfortable substituting I guess... just too paranoid. I think I will just have to buck-up and deal with it, again hoping for a miracle with dilution

myersdf4

I just took my test after diluting with gatorade, I took aspirin, and my vitamin B complex, and I have been on creatine for a few days. My pee at the site was thin looking, but yellow. I will let everybody know if I get the job or not. The only thing I am worried about is getting a dilute result. I tested myself a few minutes before I took the test with a negative result for THC. I also stopped off at Wal-Mart to buy another test after it and it was negative as well. So as long as I don't get popped for diluting I have got the job. Just in case I am still not going to smoke for a while.

I will post my results to give closure

 

JackBauer

Yeah how about that. I am prepping for a hair test and this morning I was given a whiz quiz too. I had a feeling that was going to happen so I didn't have much time to prep. Smoking history was almost nothing during the month of April (couple of tokes around the 20th) an 1/8 around the beginning of May (10 -12), an 1/8th to a 1/4 from May 31 til June 4th(closer to an 1/8 than a 1/4), all with my girlfriend, then nothing. So I drank about (4) 8 ounce glasses of diet coke at home then drank a 16 oz. bottle of water before walking in. I had already pissed about 3 times since I got up and I pissed right when I got there (Not the test). Then 1 hour later he hands me some paperwork and the dreaded fill cup (temp strip cup) with the two specimen cups inside. He told me to fill one of the 30 cc specimen cups. I took complete advantage of this and filled the main cup with about 15 cc of warm tap water, peed midstream into the fill cup with about 15 cc. I was off a little because after filling the specimen cup it was probably around 35 cc. So after filling 30 cc into the specimen cup, I poured about 6-10 cc out of it and filled it back up to 30 with tap water. The form looked rinky dink so I don't think it is going to get a creatinine test on the sample. I did take some B vitamins before leaving the house so my mix was yellow but if I added much more tap water I think it would have been obvious. It probably was over 1/2 tap water, maybe as high as 2/3 tap water, and then 1/3 to 1/2 dilute urine.

What do you think my chances for passing are? I would settle for the diluted test result.

longbong silver

Well -- here 'goes. I followed N2's instructions on dilution, but substituted one 32oz. bottle of "Strip NC" and 2, 20oz iced teas for the large quantity of water. Took my B-Complex crushed in a parachute just now with 4 rolaids and an 8oz glass of salt water to preserve specific gravity. Also took 4 asprins like 5 hours ago. I will post the results when I get them. I am actually hoping for a diluted result rather than a positive to bide more time if necessary. Cheers and good luck to others in the same position!

medusa10

I want to use N2's dilution process, but he says to eat red meats. Problem is I'm vegetarian. Any suggestions? thx

CQUE

I bought creatine powder at our local GNC store. It comes in chewable tablets too but I found the powder in my Gatorade works. You'll want to use 1 1/2 - 2 times the amount listed on the bottle.....but I'm a meat-eater. Not sure what the experts will advise since you're a veggie.

swedishfish

So another UA has been taken, this time practically no preparation.

Last time I smoked was atleast 48 hours ago and I smoked a lot, no lie. I would say a little less than an 1/8, not totally sure.

Before that I smoked a week prior but I am able to void it from my system with a weeks time usually.

The problem is, how much I smoked. I am not confident that it'll be out of my system but I saw some experiments of average males that passed after only 2 days and I've had 2 days.

Remember that I'm active and have a very fast metabolism. I excercised earlier which was a bad call.

I drank about 33 fl oz of water and that was all I could get in.

Ahhh I'm just looking for some re-assurance or closure on any idea of what could be a result.

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