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D3V0

I have been on probation only for about a month now, and until october, and i was told i get random drug tests, they didnt say what kind or nething, im assuming a piss test tho, i havent smoked since about christmas break, and i wanna toke liek this weekend or very very soon, but im not sure if i shoudl risk it, what do ya'll think of my chances of passing one if it where withing like 5 days after i smoke, Im 6'1"-6'2" 160 lbs high metabolizm and not very much fat, LOW body fat, ill be smokin only dank if its makes a difference, please anyone help me out with my dilema!! thank you! and please only respond if u are almost positive about ur responses.

 

melanotaenia

most people who are casual smokers such as yourself would be able to void clean urine in about a week after toking. With that said, I would tell you not to smoke only because it is not worth the risk, but if you really want to, I would first do it maybe right after a test so you have a month or so before the next test (if you get them monthly) and then get some home tests to see how long your body takes before you piss clean again. By using this method you can judge your body and see how long you need to clean out. Then you can smoke accordingly and prepare for your tests. 5 days would be cutting it kind of close, that would give you a good chance of passing but there is still a chance you would fail, I would say you need at least a week after toking to clean out. By all means, get some home tests and test yourself! Then you can go from there. Good luck!

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D3V0

thanx for the help. the only problem with smoking after a test is that i dunno how many i have or even if they will actually give them to me, or if they jus say it to scare me lol, and i duno when they r, it will be a month in 2 days since probation started and they havent said nehting about it. if i give my self a week after smoking and no test should i feel confident, and what r some things i coudl do to speed up the process of it leavin the system faster

melanotaenia

since you have not smoked for so long you should be clean after a week, but that is just an estimate, only a home test will tell you for sure. The best way to speed up the process of turning over fat cells? Metabolism my friend, you need to raise your metabolic rate, which influences the turnover rate of fat cells in the body. Weight lifting is the best way to achieve a higher metabolism, along with cardio to boost your heart rate during your workouts. Stick to a low fat diet and eat plenty of fiber; fiber helps to move things through, so to speak, and is a great tool for cleaning out. While there is no definite cure for ridding THC from your body, exercise is definately a sure thing since it boosts metabolism. Drink your recommended dose of 6-16oz glasses of water a day, you can also drink cranberry juice which is a good diuretic. Though you have not had any tests yet, I would see it as highly unlikely that you will go through prob without getting tested at all, but then again, I have heard that it depends on the person you are interacting with on the prob side, as they have the final say as to whether or not you will have to get tested. It kind of sucks that you don't have a more definite time frame for testing, since that way you could tailor your smoking around them.

As a side note, don't spend your money on detox pills or quick detox programs offered by health stores. While they may rid your body of some toxins, THC metabolites rest in your fat cells, and this is very difficult to get rid of, even with the most expensive detox pills on the market.

Good luck

Wizard1

I'm familiar with the probation protacol.....and, there is no protocol.
They could test you or not... I can tell you, if you fail, there could be much more severe consequences to pay. That being said, I also know that what Mel said is also true, if you do not smoke, and take a couple of hits, it could be up to a week before you are clean. It could be less, but, don't cut it that close. Every situation is different when it comes to urine testing, and, every situation is different when it comes to probation. Testing yourself in the days after smoking and keeping track of YOUR results, is a good reference to how you will react to a test in the future. If you only have 5 days....definetly till you test....or could be tested....abstane. The duress you will put your self through is not worth the buzz. And the consequences if you fail a test on probation.......are definetly not worth the buzz...
If your going to toke.... educate yourself, and be smarter than the people testing you. You might want to read N2's threads on dilution and take a chance, or, just wait until your probation is over. Hope everything goes smoothly and let us know how things go.
Peace

 

D3V0

thanx for all your help all, what is a good place to buy self drug tests to see if i really am clean. And if worst comes to worst and i find out i have one sooner then i think i can be clean, am i able to like piss b4 i toke and then save that pee to take in, cuz i know i coudl do it in a lil baggy or a lil bottle and jus hide it under my nuts and they woudltn find it, will they be able to tell like if its old or will it go bad or nething? our can they find otu if i have another person pee that day and do the saem thing, can they tell that its not mine?

melanotaenia

ebay sells home test kits for less than 4 dollars each, there are reputable dealers on EBAY that you can get them from. You can also get them from a drugstore but they are more expensive there. As far as the question on urine goes, you can use urine from someone else, or your own if clean, you can freeze it until test day and it will be ok, just remember to bring it to the correct temperature prior to putting it in the sample cup since most labs test for temperature. The substitution thread on this forum lists in detail the steps to take. I would be careful though, most people I have known on prob have the people watching them pee in the cup, so if this happens, you can run into a lot of trouble if they see you with some kind of sample underneath your sack.

Cheers.

Wizard1

Chances are that you will be watched when you void.
I don't think substitution is your best bet in your situation. If you get caught, it is a violation.
Hope everything goes well
Peace
Wizard