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pigonthewing

hey folks,
so i've got a be all/end all job coming up that requires a pee test/background check. i'm clear on the background check, but i smoked super dank nugs about two weeks ago and prior to that i'd smoke, on average, five times a week. i don't get much physical activity, but i drink boat loads of diet soda, water, milk, and whiskey. any thoughts on my chances of passing unaided by any products?

23/6'1/180

thanks!

 

melanotaenia

given your frequency of smoking and your time of abstaining, I would say that you don't have a great chance of passing a urine screening. A smoker such as yourself is going to need more than two weeks to clear out, especially if you are do not work out regularly. The body voids THC metabolites slowly since they collect in your fat cells. It probably would take you 3-4 weeks to naturally clean out. My advice to you at this point would be to go the substitution route, where you would get some clean urine from a friend and use that as your sample, read the subst thread on the forum for precise guidelines for the subst. route. If you know this is not an option for you, dilution would be your second plan of action, whereby you use a combination of aspirin and water to achieve a diluted urine sample that will fall below the cutoff levels for the urine screen. A home test will give you the most accurate reading of your individual body chemistry; I suggest you get a couple and test yourself out at home. This way you can know for sure where you are at prior to the test.

With substitution you have a 100 percent chance of passing; with dilution and aspirin, you probably have a 50/50 shot, and that is a generous figure. Good luck on your test and let us know the results. Cheers!

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pigonthewing

hmm... well that's not what i was hoping to hear, but what i figured. i'm gonna give the dilution method a go because it's the most reasonable for my situation. thanks a bunch for your time.

pigonthewing

one more quick question... what about a sudden switch to the atkins diet. in theory, since that's the quickest way to lose weight, would you not burn off the thc at a rapid rate?

IamN2pot

THC is stored in and relaesed when the fat cell is burned. If Atkins helps burn fat, then in theory, it would reduce the time nessasarry to 'clean out'. N2

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