KaptinKoloth

Yesterday I was offered a fantastic job! I need to take a pre-employment at LabCorp today. I've been smoking just about every day for the past 9 years. Now I have passed drug tests before, twice with detox drinks, and believe it or not, I've passed a drug test by chugging 3 or 4 Rockstar Energy Drinks. This was years ago however, and needles to say my metabolism has slowed down a bit. I'm not a fat ass, but I have gained a good amount of chub since I was 19 (i'm 25 now.) Ok so here's the deal.... I've been clean for a little over 48 hours, and I'm going to Labcorp this afternoon. I've purchased synthetic urine. It's the kind that has a capsule of powdered stuff that you pour into a little bottle of distilled water. Apparently it makes the temperature rise by ten degrees. I walked around walmart with the bottle in my junk last night for about an hour. When I took it out it registered at 94 degrees. There was a total burn out a the head shop where I bought it that swore by this stuff. Said He's passes 5 separate probation tests with it. So far I've only read good things about synthetic substitution.

I've also purchased a bottle of Magnum Dextox, which I haven't been able to find to many reviews on. I'm going to drink it and follow the directions on the bottle. Just in case I fuck up heating the synthetic properly. I will post results as soon as I get them. I'd appreciate any feedback... I'm very very nervous, haven't smoked in two days and I'm stressin the fuck out!!!!!!

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