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Old 06-14-2004, 04:03 AM   #1
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Hi folks,

I am a heavy smoker who is out of a job, so I will be looking over the next week or two.. I suspect that I will have to take a drug test for the type of jobs I'm looking for, so I've been thinking about how to pass..

I am 6'5", I weigh about 200lbs. I am skinny in my limbs but have a reasonable amount of fat in my gut. I smoke an 8th a week with scary consistency. I ran out this morning, so I won't be able to smoke again until I have a job with which to get money with which to buy reefer.

How long do you think it will take before I can pass a test with dilution? I would go the substitution route, but I have zero dollars with which to buy fake pee, and most of those places won't ship to NJ.

One theory I was thinking about: Do you think extra exercise would help burn off that terrible pot laden fat? would that help one pass a test? what about loading up on milkshakes and delicious fried foods the day or two before the test? would that help pot-fat 'stay' in the body?

This website & its forums are amazing. Godspeed.


Dan


ps. if anyone in north jersey needs a smart reliable kid to work for them, I am looking for a job!
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Old 06-14-2004, 06:18 PM   #2
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stank, no way to know the 'how long' answer without self testing. I've pulled a few sites from Google that do not say anything about shipping restrictions. Some even have 800 numbers. Time to use that Visa card, LOL. Hope these help. http://www.pass--drug--test.com/qufixpaursc.html http://www.testself.com/product72/product_info.html http://www.kleinbecker-nutrasport.co....itml/icOid/59
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Ah Jersey. I lived in Caldwell NJ for a year while working in Newark. As far as NJ, I know that they will not allow shipment of drug testing products for the most part, so be careful, but of course there is a way around everything. You can always have it shipped to a friend or go to New York City and get some in Grenwich Village. Try Bleeker street Exercise does help to burn calories, but in reality it helps more to do it when you have more time since it takes time to raise your metabolic rate. Stay away from fried fatty foods until after the test! Keep in mind that if you got some clean urine from a friend you can go that route and you will be good to go, you don't even need to buy anything over the net; just find a clean friend and kindly ask for "a sample"

Also as far as money, all you need you can get at the drugstore for under 10.00, so I think it is worth it; no Expensive drinks or anything.

If you choose to dilute, use N2 method Cheers
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