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Desperate!

165 lb 31yr old male with slender to medium build with normal metabolism.

I've smoked daily (late evenings) for about a year and will be pre-employment tested in a week. I do not even know where to start. Bring on the big guns cuz I need all the help that I can get.

 

Cabs

You won't pass with your urine... your going to need to invest in either substitutes or additives.

Assuming you've reached 100% blood saturation (of THC) every time you've smoked (not hard to get to, you most likelly average around 90%)... and assuming that all of that goes to your fat (which it does), so you have 100% fat saturation, from the blood. You lose 10% of saturation per day... so the next day you'll be at 90% fat saturation... smoke again and go up to 190% fat saturation... next day lose 10% and be at 171... etc etc etc. You've smoked every day for about a year, so your fat saturation level has climbed to 1000%. Which is the maximum because you lose 10% of 1000% everyday (100% blood saturation) and can only obtain 100% blood saturation every day. Drink LOADS of cranberry juice and work out ALOT and you just might be able to lose 12-18% a day... which isn't going to help you within a week... or even two weeks for that matter.

I hope this makes sense to you, the first time I had it explained to me, I had to read it a couple of times to fully comprehend it. But if you still don't understand, it basically means... That your screwed. There is no way your going to pass with urine that comes out of your little friend downstairs. If you want to pass you NEED to get the additives or substitutes! I'd say they are more then worth the money if you really need this job.

If you can't manage to obtain substitutes or additives... you'd mise as well just skip it because your not going to pass.

Desperate!

Thanks Cabs...the truth hurts.

Does anyone recommend a discreet product that can work in testing circumstances?

Desperate!

Will a dilution/aspirin or "quick tab" be an option for me?

melanotaenia

Cabs do you have any scientific evidence or articles to back up these statements? I would like to read where you got this information.

As for your problem desperate, you could possibly pass with dilution and aspirin, it has been done by many people here on the boards. If in fact you decide to go this route, follow the link in my signature and decide what method is best for you.

Of course, if you have a clean friend you can get their urine the day of the test and use that, or you can store it in your freezer until the day of the test. You can also get synthetic urine off of the internet, I have had great luck with Quickfix, by urineluck. The methodology for substitution is also linked ot my signature.

You won't pass with your urine... your going to need to invest in either substitutes or additives

There have been cases where a week is sufficient, true it is going to be tougher than someone who smokes say weekly, but it can be done. It really depends on the body that is being tested; remember, everyone is different, which is why a blanket statement such as this never holds true in 100% of the cases.

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melanotaenia

It is very possible to pass a test after a week under heavy dilution, and I would put the percentage above what you state; it is possible; very possible if you do it correctly with heavy dilution like the methodology myself, N2, and S2 have used and referred to in the past.

Natual urine, no dilution is one thing, but heavy dilution, aspirin, it is very possible.

Wizard1

I have to agree with Mel on this one. Where are you getting this information??? I can tell you in my own case I smoked every day for 23 years, and passed a probation test in 25 days clean, with no dilution or miracle drinks. Now , of course that's just me, but with your theory, It would have taken me much longer than that to get the "metabolites" down below test cut off levels. Research has shown me that THC itself leaves the body well before the metabolites that the tests look for do. I haven't done the math, but, with your theory it should have taken me many months to clean out. (probably more). Don't mean to contradict, but, yours is a "blanket statement". Everybody has a different time frame as to how they reach "clean status". We on this site usually try to speak from personal experience, or, provide a link for people to research information for themselves. I personally respect and appreciate what you've written here, but perhaps you could give us confirmation of your statement.
N2 is one of the mods on this site, and has posts stating it has taken him 45 days, sometimes longer to get "clean" after the same smoking habits as someone like myself.
How would you explain this??
Thanks
Wizard

Big Tone

Cabs, we're waiting!

Wizard1

Still waiting Dude.....

I surmized you wouldn't come through on the source of that info....
But....we'll be here if you do.

Peace ....Love..........and Uncle Herb

melanotaenia

And this is just a reiteration that if people are planning on making statements like that they had better have somewhere to reference it; without it, we are going to mislead our fellow members into falsehoods concerning drug testing.

Moderator Mel