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Kaosodin · 07-21-2004, 07:47 AM

Well, here is my story.....

26 years old, fresh out of Technical College, to be honest, i love to smoke, daily, and dabble in other things when they come around.

After looking long and hard for employment, like most folks who post here. I found my self looking down the barrell of my dream job, and a drug test. Now, this is a motorcycle dealership in So. Cal, so i dont know how uber there test is gonna be, ie. strip search and a rubber glove...... or a simple fill and go.

Well, being horribly dirty, up for a day or so.... stoned to the bone, the company calls, and i amaze them at the interview. "Tomorrow morning come to the shop for instructions and directions to the test center."

So.... after the interview, i dash to the internet, and look on my options.

I am going to try the "Quick Fix 4.0". Heard alot of good stuff about it, and hopeing they are not strip search Nazi's, i think this product will do well for me....

any opinions, or feedback, nervous and all, looking for a pat on the back, hehe

P.S. The day of the test is my 27'th birthday, could be a good, or bad memory, i mean, how would i feel every B-day, being reminded that i $*@#'ed up on a excellent career oppertunity.....

thanks,

Kaos

Higher Logic · 07-21-2004, 07:49 AM

Just don't fall for the "snake-oil" sales pitches. Read up on creatine, B12 (or is it B6) and aspirin; there's a good dillution technique to follow and it should work. On the main page (marijuana.com) there's a section for Urine Tests with a good write-up on the dillution technique.

Higher Logic · 07-21-2004, 07:52 AM

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For some reason, aspirin triggers a false negative on the common Assay-type urine screens. Myself and some others have been successful using a combination of dilution and aspirin to beat the drug test. this post will describe the method I use and I will leave it open for as long as it takes to work out some questions that may come up, then I will close it and make it sticky as a reference so that the specific method is easliy located.
Here's what I have done:

I don't dilute with water, I dilute with gatorade or pedialyte to which I add about 2 tablespoons of salt per quart (it tastes pretty bad)

I also take a half dozen Tums or rolaids

The reason I do the above is to consume extra salts and minerals in the hopes that as I dilute my urine I am keeping my specific gravity up in case it is checked-- a low specific gravity, which will occur if you flush you system with excess water and it is a means of detecting dilution.

I always go to the lab within minutes of it opening-- i do this because there is usually only one or two people working right at the opening and they have to multi task getting the place open and dealing with their first cup of coffe and chit chat etc and they may be more likely to skip checking temps specific gravity etc.

I always wear a suit and tie (I'm in my mid forties and want to appear to be mainstream, not alternate lifestyle)

I take a creatine supplement bginnning two days prior and up to test time--creatine does not build up in yor system very much so it doesnt make sense to increase it for much more than a day or so prior.

Test day.

2 hours prior to test I get up and urinate then drink:

1 quart of liquid, creatine supp. 3 aspirin, 4 rolaids

1hour prior

1 quart of liquid, 3 aspirin, b vitamin, 4 rolaids

1/2 hour prior

2 quarts liquid, 2 aspirin, 4 rolaids

I uriniate as I feel the need throughout the process and right up to test time, there is no worry about being able to produce a sample, trust me your problem is going to be getting there without going in the car!

I suggest that you test the process with water vitamin alone sometime prior to test day to determine at what point it is best to take the aspirin. Take it too late and it doesnt have time to show up. Take it too early and it flushes out before your test.

Color is probably the least thing to worry about though givin thatmost people that drink a healthy amount of water have pretty clear urine.

Well that's it. That has worked for me three times now.

I am also a proponent of using home tests and doing dry runs to gain confidence that I am timing thing correctly and that it will work--nothing like that negative home test to eliminate some of the jitters.

Don't forget to READ the stickies in THIS forum, they should be the first place to look for answers. Either that, or use Google Search (the link on how to USE the search feature is in my signature) to find everthing and everything on M.com about urine tests, i.e.:

Google.com search query: urine dillution site:marijuana.com

Kaosodin · 07-21-2004, 10:24 PM

well the "Quick Fix 4.0" worked like a charm, off to work tomorrow, super sweet :-p

melanotaenia · 07-22-2004, 01:07 AM

ah yes, another successful member of the Quick Fix team. Cheers to you; make sure to post your results in the results thread!

Congratulations!

07-21-2004, 07:47 AM	#1
Kaosodin New Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2 Grams: 759.25 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Ok, here is my Pre-Employment Story.... Well, here is my story..... 26 years old, fresh out of Technical College, to be honest, i love to smoke, daily, and dabble in other things when they come around. After looking long and hard for employment, like most folks who post here. I found my self looking down the barrell of my dream job, and a drug test. Now, this is a motorcycle dealership in So. Cal, so i dont know how uber there test is gonna be, ie. strip search and a rubber glove...... or a simple fill and go. Well, being horribly dirty, up for a day or so.... stoned to the bone, the company calls, and i amaze them at the interview. "Tomorrow morning come to the shop for instructions and directions to the test center." So.... after the interview, i dash to the internet, and look on my options. I am going to try the "Quick Fix 4.0". Heard alot of good stuff about it, and hopeing they are not strip search Nazi's, i think this product will do well for me.... any opinions, or feedback, nervous and all, looking for a pat on the back, hehe P.S. The day of the test is my 27'th birthday, could be a good, or bad memory, i mean, how would i feel every B-day, being reminded that i $*@#'ed up on a excellent career oppertunity..... thanks, Kaos

07-21-2004, 07:49 AM	#2
Higher Logic Web Developer Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,123 Grams: 6,055.38 Groans: 3 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post Thanks: 2 Thanked 62 Times in 36 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Just don't fall for the "snake-oil" sales pitches. Read up on creatine, B12 (or is it B6) and aspirin; there's a good dillution technique to follow and it should work. On the main page (marijuana.com) there's a section for Urine Tests with a good write-up on the dillution technique. __________________ Crucial Web Hosting · Garden's Cure · Marijuana Recipes · Drug Testing Facts Dilution · Substitution · Urine Testing · Hair Testing · Drug Testing FAQ

07-21-2004, 10:24 PM	#4
Kaosodin New Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2 Grams: 759.25 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	My Results well the "Quick Fix 4.0" worked like a charm, off to work tomorrow, super sweet :-p

07-22-2004, 01:07 AM	#5
melanotaenia Seasoned Activist Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,464 Grams: 4,057.30 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	ah yes, another successful member of the Quick Fix team. Cheers to you; make sure to post your results in the results thread! Congratulations! __________________ Your Best Friend is Right Here: Search and You Shall Receive For more info on Urine Testing, Click Here The Obligatory Forum Rules You Must Read Recipes

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