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choke-a-toke

I need some expert advice quickly. I have been a heavy smoker for 6yrs. I just quit smoking about 5 days ago, and I lit up again about 4 times this weekend. I just could not resist. During the past month I have been chugging about 1/2 gallon of 100% cranberry/blueberry juice per week, and 2 gallons of water a week. I am very fit, and have little body fat. I work out side as a landscaper and sweat daily, and work out lightly. I have also been taking about 250mgs of Niacin p/ day. I weigh about 150lbs. and I am 5'10" tall. I do not know what to do here. I might have a surprise drug test for probation on August 10th, when they let me off Mistermeanor probation. However, they have never tested me before. I am just worried. If I fail this test I will be encarcerated for 180 days. I have been thinking of buying XXtra-clean just before the test just to ensure I pass. I plan on not smoking until after my meeting w/ the Po.

Does anyone have any recommendations for me? Should I change or manipulate my regiment in any way? Are there any steps you guys follow to ensure a negative result?

P.S. there is no way for synthetic piss or taking in clean pee. They make you wash your hands and they watch your penis while you piss.

 

melanotaenia

well given you will have a week clean you might still be able to pass the test if you dilute heavily; you are going to need to dilute since it is your only choice and also because your metabolite level in your urine is so extremely high from being a chronic smoker for so long. You don't need and detox potion since they do the same thing a simple regimen of water loading with vitamins.


Your regimen should be as follows; eat light meals the next week, drink 6-16oz glasses of water/juice per day. 72 hours prior to your deadline take a creatine supplement from a health store to build your creatinine level up in your urine. The day of the test, switch to powerade or gatorade since they contain electrolytes, which will help keep your sample from being too diluted. On the day of the test you should drink enough to urinate every fifteen minutes or so. Also, pop 4-5 aspirin the day of the test, about 1 hour prior, to help fool the test. Everything for dilution is explained in the links in my signature; click on the dilution or aspirin methodologies for more info.

Good luck

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choke-a-toke

Mel, do you think realistically I can pass if need be and if i follow your instructions? Do you really think I am plain screwed? I am lifting weights and running like a mad man this week, and by the way I have almost no body fat. Basically, my muscles are very cut. I will use the dilution technique, but I always smoke the best and most expensive smoke.

melanotaenia

the regimen I outlined is really the best I have come across; it is not 100%, but it is much more definite than simply going in and peeing au natural

 

stoners_eye

Yo,man. I think you need to stop smoking, till you pass your test, and that work out thing, it really helps.
I know you can pass that test, and once you pass that, try to spread the news, coz i'll wait for that news,

I'm on the same situation as your's,

melanotaenia

This is assumed knowledge that we don't mention since any person should know that you need to stop smoking until your test, once you in fact know that a test is coming up.

stoners_eye

Mel,
i surely wait for that, thanks and peace.